JESUS IS DEAD

Introduction here‘s no shame in it. Everybody dies. Even great historical figures. Even Jesus. No one will deny that — at least if one believes there was an historical Jesus in the first place — but that‘s another can of worms! The issue is, did he stay dead? Everybody else does. Why should Jesus be an exception? But the Christian claim is that Jehovah did make an exception in his case — handing him over to the Grim Reaper, yes, but then snatching him back before his corpse was scarcely cool. How does one evaluate such a claim? Insofar as its proponents urge it upon us as a datum of history, we must evaluate the resurrection creed in historical terms. And the verdict I must then return is the title of this book. It is not quite so simple, but I do not want to obfuscate the issue with a haze of religious sentimentality as many do. In the present collection I have assembled some of my best writing and thinking on the resurrection (and in a couple of cases, closely related issues). ―Easter Fictions‖ was the opening statement in a debate I had at Colorado State University with Dr. Craig Blomberg. The next two, ―What Can We Know of the Historical Jesus?‖ and ―Must Jesus Have Risen?‖ are condensed versions of two chapters from my book Beyond Born Again (out of print at the moment). I have found these versions useful in debates with my pal and sparring partner Greg Boyd at UCLA and other venues. I wrote ―Night of the Living Savior‖ for the 2005 Atheist Alliance conference in Los Angeles. ―Was Jesus John the Baptist Risen from the Dead?‖ was a Jesus Seminar paper that nearly convinced even the late, great Robert Funk. ―How Secure Is the New Testament Witness?‖ began as a long answer to a question by my friend Fred Lykes. ―Templars and the Tomb of Jesus‖ grew out of research I did for another book, The Da Vinci Fraud: Why the Truth is Stranger than Fiction (Prometheus Books). There turned out to be too many related books to survey in that context, but they invited comment anyway, and this seems the place for those comments. I analyzed another bit of pseudo-evidence about Jesus, The Talmud of Jmmanuel, for a course I teach T x JESUS IS DEAD on Modern Gospels. Fundamentalists are not the only pseudo-scholars requiring refutation. I don‘t accept the dictum that ―the only heresy is orthodoxy.‖ No, there are plenty of crazy views out there in need of refutation. Why not just ignore them? Why not welcome them as allies in the struggle against reigning orthodoxy? For a very simple reason. If we are offering a credible, viable, even compelling alternative to orthodox beliefs about the Bible, it is important that we be equally impatient with other inadequate treatments of the Bible and Christian origins. If we welcome any old attack on the traditional creeds, we are embodying the caricature (at least I hope it‘s a caricature) drawn of us by our foes, namely that we dislike Christianity just because it‘s Christianity, not because we are really interested in the facts. Well, I am interested in the facts, and I must demonstrate that I am impartial in my scrutiny. I do not target fundamentalist apologetics because I have a vendetta against fundamentalism. Rather, as a biblical scholar, I attack any and all views insofar as they misuse and manipulate the Bible. A Homer scholar would feel the same concern to respond to all fanatical appropriations of the Iliad and the Odyssey (that is, if there were any). Besides, it seems to me that a fundamentalist who relishes a demolition of Holy Blood, Holy Grail may have a harder time laughing it off when the same critical criteria are then applied to his own favorite axegrinders. What is sauce for Michael Baigent is sauce for William Lane Craig. When I sit down to review a book, I take the opportunity to write something of an essay not only on the book itself but on the wider questions addressed in it. Some of these reviews, I am vain enough to think, feature valuable ideas tucked away here and there. I would like to recirculate them here for something of a wider reading. I have several times been asked to review and critique Internet essays by various apologists, and I have shaped up and polished some of these comments for this book, too. Several major issues central to the resurrection and the origins of Christianity come up for consideration, and I think I have made some interesting points. Here‘s your chance to consider them. Introduction xi I conclude the book with another opening statement, ―Christ A Fiction,‖ this one for a debate with John Rankin, a fine fellow whom I debated at the Unitarian Church of Montclair. I guess I ought to apologize for the occasional sarcasm scattered through these pages. There is a limit to the degree that I can show politeness without being a hypocrite. You see, I don‘t want to make an outrageous proposition sound like it deserves any respect by speaking of it respectfully. I don‘t want to get sucked into that trap. My fellow Atheists, my fellow Bible-lovers, let me commend the humble search for truth, for which, unless we live in a cosmic madhouse, no one will be damned. Robert M. Price May 2, 2006 Easter Fictions Enter and Exit the Apologist or some dozen years I was a born-again Christian. I did quite a lot of personal witnessing, and eventually I studied apologetics as an aid to evangelism. I knew I could not ―argue‖ anyone into the kingdom of God, but if I were well-prepared, I hoped I might help unbelievers get past certain questions that were keeping them from faith. How could I expect them to accept Christ as their savior if it were an open question whether Christ even existed? And so on. I was active in InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, where I devoured the works of many Christian apologists, most of them centering upon New Testament issues, mainly the historical Jesus. I read everything I could get my hands on by John Warwick Montgomery (History and Christianity [1964], F.F. Bruce (The New Testament Documents: Are They Reliable? [1960], J.N.D. Anderson, Christianity: The Witness of History [1969] and The Evidence for the Resurrection [1966]), Edwin M. Yamauchi, Jesus, Zoroaster, Buddha, Socrates, Muhammad [1972]), Frank Morison, Who Moved the Stone? [1930]), Ralph P. Martin (Mark: Evangelist and Theologian [1972]), I. Howard Marshall (Luke: Historian and Theologian [1970], Josh McDowell (Evidence That Demands a Verdict [1972] and More Evidence That Demands a Verdict [1975]), and others. These writers compose a mixed bag. Bruce, Martin, and Marshall were all genuine New Testament scholars, but they were half-apologists, what James Barr (in his amazingly insightful book, Fundamentalism, 1976) called ―maximal conservatives.‖ They functioned within a certain ecclesiasticalacademic world in which the traditional seemed always the most plausible. Any theory outside of certain parameters just could not seem worthwhile to them. Thus, while seeming to employ critical arguments and axioms, they always, in virtually every case, arrived at ―safe‖ conclusions comfortable for orthodoxy. Anderson and Montgomery, though very well read in history and theology, were primarily legal scholars, and they disdained F 2 JESUS IS DEAD what seemed to them the excessively skeptical procedures of professional New Testament specialists. This put them in the odd position of claiming, precisely as outsiders to the field, to know better than the insiders, a stance that comes in quite handy in apologetics, as when a Chiropractor praises himself as being ―independent of the medical establishment.‖ Morison and McDowell were just hacks, Morison a very imaginative one, McDowell a jack-of-all-trades who mainly amassed research done by students and organized it into syllabi of paragraph-length notes and quotes. Reading the works of all these men, I learned much, some of it valid. As years went by and I augmented what I read from them with my own research, I came to be amazed again and again to discover major items of relevant information, even whole aspects of crucial questions, that I would never have been aware of had I rested satisfied with my old guiding lights. I could not imagine they could have been ignorant of many cases and parallels that simply shattered their arguments. And as I eventually read the works of the critics and skeptics whom the apologists and maximal conservatives so eloquently refuted, I realized their arguments had not been treated fairly or representatively. Upon my college graduation, I enrolled at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary, where I had the privilege of studying with evangelical New Testament scholars David M. Scholer (A Basic Bibliographic Guide for New Testament Exegesis [1973]; Nag Hammadi Bibliography, 1948-1969; Nag Hammadi Bibliography, 1970-1994 [both 1997], Women in Ministry [1987]), Gordon D. Fee (commentaries on the Corinthian, Philippian, and Pastoral Epistles; Gospel and Spirit [1991], Paul, the Spirit, and the People of God [1996]), Andrew T. Lincoln (commentaries on Ephesians and John), and J. Ramsey Michaels (Servant and Son: Jesus in Parable and Gospel [1982], commentaries on Revelation, John, and 1 Peter). These men were all quite conservative, though in some ways progressive, and all genuine scholars. I recall the last course I took at Gordon-Conwell, an exciting, high-level seminar taught by all four of these professors, called ―New Testament Canon and Hermeneutics.‖ As I weighed their sophisticated and fine-tuned reasonings, I remember being impressed with what a fragile mind-game it all was. Even as 1. Easter Fictions 3 believers in the supernatural, they were all too cognizant of the great distance that lay between the first century and our own, and the conceptual bridges they sought to build dwarfed the Bridge over the River Kwai. It was such a house of cards, such a stretch getting from the supposedly inspired and authoritative texts of the apostles to theological assertions or ethics today, that I realized a sophisticated evangelicalism was in one sense a contradiction in terms. The learned professors wanted badly to preach the Bible with the note of authority they were accustomed to from their church backgrounds. But they knew it was not so simple, and as a result their efforts were aimed at working their way back to simplicity by a complex and twisted path. Just as the maximal conservative New Testament historian really wishes the Higher Criticism did not exist and essentially spends his time trying to turn the clock back and neutralize the results of real criticism, so does the evangelical hermeneut try to justify with appeals to Wittgenstein and Polyani the simplistic stance which criticism properly renders impossible. You know by now that these studies wound up having the last result I ever would have anticipated. I came to the end of my evangelical faith, abandoning belief in the authority of the Bible and the resurrection of Jesus. How did this happen? It all comes down to this: I learned from evangelical Christianity a love for the exegesis of scripture above all things. I learned what I still believe: that it is an intellectual sin to fudge the meaning of the text, to stretch it to mean what you want it to mean. Thus I forswore the harmonizations used by apologists to keep the Bible sounding inerrant and authoritative. I concluded that my faith must in the end be sacrificed to keep myself honest with the text. Otherwise, if I twisted the text for the sake of my faith, what could my faith possibly be worth? Literature, not History It is for the sake of understanding the New Testament as accurately as I can that I have learned to read the gospel resurrection accounts as the products of legend and of creative redaction by the gospel writers. I love these texts. I do not 4 JESUS IS DEAD mean to attack them, only to get them straight in my mind, to apprehend them as accurately and realistically as I can. And to believe, as I used to, that they are historical reportage now seems to me an implausible way of reading them. It is a reading in the service of a dogmatic agenda, one I used to hold myself. My conclusion has nothing to do with any so-called ―naturalistic presuppositions,‖ for I hold none. I gladly acknowledge that there must be far more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy. Apologists often admit that the gospel resurrection narratives seem to contradict one another. They go on to suggest possible ways in which all the details might be salvaged, combined in some great, synoptic mosaic. But these efforts strike me as no more plausible than Harold Lindsell‘s attempts to have Peter deny Jesus six times. Worse, they miss the point. The contradictions are not flies in the ointment; they are clues to a mystery. They do not so much spoil the evidence of the texts; instead, they are crucial evidence for understanding the texts. As Warfield might have said, they are indicia, pointers to the fictive character of the texts. Here‘s what I mean. Mark 16:1-8, the earliest version of the Easter story, features the discovery of the empty tomb and the interpretive words of a young man, perhaps an angel. He announces that the absence of the body means that Jesus has risen. His words anticipate an appearance of Jesus, but none is offered. In the oldest and best manuscripts, Mark‘s gospel ends right there. (Some time later, used to reading the fuller accounts of Matthew and Luke, which extend beyond the empty tomb, some scribe added Mark 16:9-20, in which Jesus does appear to this and that disciple after all. Independently, someone else supplied yet a different, much shorter, ending for Mark‘s gospel.) By itself, as Charles Talbert has shown, the empty tomb story looks so much like other ancient ―apotheosis‖ narratives, e.g., of Apollonius, Empedocles, Romulus, Hercules, etc., that it seems to me special pleading to insist that Mark‘s is however not one more of these legends but rather a report of historical fact. Here is another: Heracles sent Licymnius and Iolaus to Delphi to ask Apollo what he should do about the sickness [caused by the poison his wife had put on his shirt, thinking it was a love charm]. 1. Easter Fictions 5 The god replied through an oracle that Heracles should be brought along with his armor to Oete and that a giant pyre should be prepared. The god stated that what followed should be up to Zeus. When Iolaus and his companions had carried out these commands, they withdrew to a distance to see what would happen. Heracles, given up hope for himself, went to the pyre and asked everyone coming up to him to light it. No one dared to obey him except Philoctetes. Having received the gift of Heracles‘ bow in return for this service, he lit the pyre. Immediately lightning bolts fell all around, and the entire pyre was consumed in flames. After this, Iolaus and his companions came to collect the bones, but they did not find a single bone. They supposed that Heracles in accordance with the oracle had passed from men to the gods. (Diodorus Siculus, Library of History 4:38:4-5). Matthew and Luke, both using Mark as their basis, jump off the diving board provided by Mark 16:1-8, but they jump in different directions. Especially since each evangelist‘s continuation bears ample marks of that writer‘s distinctive style and vocabulary, the most natural inference would be that each is making it up as he goes along. Similarly, various writers have tried their hand at finishing Dickens‘ fragment The Mystery of Edwin Drood. No one would take a second author‘s attempt to continue the abrupt work of the first to be historical fact. The very nature of the enterprise shows the whole to be fiction. Matthew and Luke are, so to speak, each taking a crack at finishing Edwin Drood. They are writing fiction. Matthew has altered Mark‘s unseemly ending so that the fleeing women obey the charge of the angel at the tomb. And he adds a sudden appearance of the Risen Jesus to the same women. But this Jesus merely repeats the charge the angel gave them, which implies that the Jesus episode is Matthew‘s doubling of Mark‘s young man episode. I think it likely that in this way Matthew sought to clear up the ambiguity left by Mark‘s description of the ―young man‖ — who was he? An angel? Or Jesus himself? Matthew decided to cover both bases, so he divides the scene between an angel and Jesus, having them both bear essentially the same tidings. The appearance on the Galilean hilltop is scarcely a story at all, but the barest narrative frame for a Matthean speech, betrayed by his distinctive vocabulary, ―to 6 JESUS IS DEAD disciple,‖ ―till the consummation of the age.‖ Jesus, risen or not, can scarcely have given such a forthright ―Great Commission,‖ or the uproar over Peter‘s visit to Cornelius is simply impossible to explain. Here we see two passages in direct conflict. In Acts chapter 10 (repeated almost verbatim in chapter 11!) we read how Simon Peter is unwilling to preach the gospel to ―unclean‖ Gentiles, apparently because it would entail sharing meals with them, and that would present the risk of accepting non-kosher food. In a vision, the Holy Spirit assures him that henceforth all foods are kosher, and immediately he receives messengers from a Roman centurion, Cornelius, inviting Peter to come and preach in his home. Forewarned by the vision, he agrees to go. As he preaches, the Spirit fills all present, and even the Gentiles begin to speak in tongues, God himself endorsing the reality of their faith. Word of this gets back to Jerusalem, and the elders there call Peter on the carpet: what on earth can he have been thinking, preaching to Gentiles? A new chapter of Christian expansion thus opens. Now somebody please explain how any of this would have been either possible or necessary if the parting words of the resurrected Son of God had been: ―Go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit‖ (Matthew 28:19)? If Jesus had given such marching orders to his disciples, whence Peter‘s initial reluctance? Whence that of the Jerusalem elders? And why should Luke have needed to tell the story in Acts to convince readers? It is obvious that Luke‘s story of Peter‘s vision and Matthew‘s story of Jesus issuing the Great Commission are independent attempts to do the same thing: to win ancient Christians over to supporting the gentile Mission. We err in viewing either episode as history. Matthew 28 is not a report of what Jesus said to his disciples; surely it makes much better sense as a send-off by Matthew himself to those for whom he compiled the gospel, his missionaries to the Gentiles. It is they who know they must take this digest of teaching and relay it to the nations. The business about the guards at the tomb is pure comedy: imagine them trying to get anyone to believe they knew the disciples stole the body when by their own account they were asleep at the time! Not even Sergeant Schultz on Hogan‟s Heroes 1. Easter Fictions 7 would resort to such an excuse! And if Jesus had actually exited the tomb despite a cordon of armed soldiers, is it in any way possible to imagine that any other accounts of the event would have omitted it? Were Mark, Luke, and John just economizing on ink? Was this ―detail‖ unworthy of their notice? You just are asking not to be taken seriously if you say, ―Oh, it happened all right; the other writers just didn‘t happen to include it!‖ Let us rather account for the distinctiveness of Matthew‘s version by admitting that he embroidered and embellished his story, as he did also at the crucifixion account, where the death of Jesus prompts a mass resurrection of the saints who then appear in Jerusalem, all unnoticed by any other gospel. What has Luke done, faced with Mark‘s seemingly washed-out bridge? He, too, has the women obey the angel — or rather the two men. Mark and Matthew had only one each. Again, let us not emulate the O. J. Simpson defense team, the Clinton spin-doctors, by suggesting that there were actually two men or angels but that Matthew just didn‘t happen to see one because the other was fatter and in front of him, or one was on a coffee break when Mark got there. Let‘s be honest with the text. There weren‘t ―actually‖ two, with Matthew and Mark choosing only one to mention. No, the truth is that Luke decided the story would read better if there were two heavenly spokesmen, just like the two men he has talking with Jesus at the Transfiguration and again with the Twelve at the ascension. Remember, the same author has the ascension itself occur on Easter Day in his gospel and forty days later in Acts. He simply cannot have been trying to report history in the first place. Luke was not an incompetent historian; he was a very competent creative writer! Why does Luke‘s speech of the two men at the tomb differ from that in Mark? Mark had the man say, ―Go to Galilee; there you will see him, as he told you.‖ Luke has changed this to ―Remember how when he was in Galilee he told you the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of men,‖ etc. Luke wants salvation history to proceed from Jerusalem; thus his appearances happen in and around Jerusalem. He has simply lopped off the Galilean appearance Mark implied but neglected to narrate. He has the men at the tomb say what he knows no one actually said on that morning. It is not a question of that. 8 JESUS IS DEAD This is a writer creatively rewriting a story. He has decided, for the sake of his story‘s flow, to exclude Galilean appearances, and it is to obscure Luke‘s theological agenda for apologists to pretend to harmonize him with Matthew by intercalating Matthew 28 in between Luke 24 and Acts 1. I am interested in what Matthew said, and in what Luke said. I am not interested in replacing them with some composite Life of Christ in Stereo. The wonderful story of Jesus appearing to the disciples on the Road to Emmaus (Luke 24:13–32), again, belongs to a certain legendary subgenre, that of the pious who ‗entertain angels unaware.‘ One could point to Zeus and Hermes visiting Baucis and Philemon and various others, but the closest is a story, recorded four centuries before Luke, from the healing shrine of Asclepius at Epidaurus. A woman named Sostrata journeys to the holy site to be delivered of a dangerously long pregnancy. There she expects to have a dream of the savior who will tell her what to do. But nothing happens. Disappointed, she and her companions head for home again. Along the way they are joined by a mysterious stranger who asks the cause of their grief. Hearing her story, he bids them lay her stretcher down, and he cures her of what turns out to be a false pregnancy. Then he reveals his identity as Asclepius himself and is gone. It is not impossible that Luke borrowed the story, but that is not my point. The Emmaus story is recognizable as another tale of the same type. Why should we insist that the one is a legend but the other is historical? The sudden appearance (Luke 24:36ff) of the Risen Jesus among the dumbfounded disciples provides some of the favorite ammunition for apologists. In this episode, Jesus suddenly pops into the midst of a meeting of the Eleven and others. Everyone thinks he is a ghost, but he shows his hands and feet to prove he is flesh and bones. Many remaining unconvinced, he eats some fish they have cooked to prove his corporeality. We are told that the resurrection appearances must not have been subjective hallucinations because, in stories like this one those who saw him were initially skeptical and had to be convinced despite their doubts. But this is to assume we are reading a direct transcript of a scene that actually happened and are trying to decide if it represents a hallucination or 1. Easter Fictions 9 something else. If it represents a genuine event in the lives of the disciples, then it cannot have been a hallucination: wishful thinking produces hallucinations, and wishful thinking is hardly compatible with doubt. But this approach strategically ignores the fact that such skepticism is a stock feature of miracle stories in general. The skepticism of the bystanders occurs again and again as a device to increase the suspense, to heighten the odds against which the wonder will seem all the greater. ―How are we to feed all these people?‖ ―Master, do you not care if we perish?‖ ―She is not dead but sleepeth, and they laughed him to scorn.‖ Asclepius restored the sight of a blind man who had an empty eye socket, despite the skeptical jeering of the crowd. Another man with a withered hand himself doubted the god could cure him, but he did, and Asclepius told him he must henceforth bear the nickname ―Incredulous.‖ The key is to see that the skepticism is simply a narrative device. The key to what? To understanding the text as what it is, not what it is not. It is literary, not historical. As for John, he has put his own spin on the story of Jesus appearing amid the disciples in order to conform it to his private story of the spearthrust. His Doubting Thomas story is cut from the same legendary cloth as its counterpart in Philostratus‘ Life of Apollonius of Tyana: The young man in question … would on no account allow the immortality of the soul, and said, ―I myself, gentlemen, have done nothing now for nine months but pray to Apollonius that he would reveal to me the truth about the soul; but he is so utterly dead that he will not appear to me in response to my entreaties, nor give me any reason to consider him immortal.‖ Such were the young man‘s words on that occasion, but on the fifth day following, after discussing the same subject, he fell asleep where he was talking with them, and … on a sudden, like one possessed, he leaped up, still in a half sleep, streaming with perspiration, and cried out, ―I believe thee.‖ And when those who were present asked him what was the matter; ―Do you not see,‖ said he, ―Apollonius the sage, how that he is present with us and is listening to our discussion, and is reciting wondrous verses about the soul?‖ ―But where is he?‖ they asked, ―For we cannot see him anywhere, although we would rather do so than possess all the blessings 10 JESUS IS DEAD of mankind.‖ And the youth replied: ―It would seem that he is come to converse with myself alone concerning the tenets which I would not believe.‖ (Life of Apollonius of Tyana 8:31. Conybeare trans., Loeb ed., Vol. II. pp. 403, 404) The miraculous catch of fish story (not even a resurrection story in Luke 5) seems to be borrowed from a Pythagoras story in which the exact number of the netted fish actually made some difference. At that time he was going from Sybaris to Krotona. At the shore, he stood with me fishing with nets; they were still hauling the nets weighed down (with fish) from the depths. He said he knew the number of fish that they had hauled in. The men agreed to do what he ordered, if the number of fish was as he said. He ordered the fish to be set free, living, after they were counted accurately. What is more astonishing, in the time they were out of the water being counted, none of the fish died while he stood there. He paid them the price of the fish and went to Krotona. They announced the deed everywhere, having learned his name from some children. (Iamblichus, Life of Pythagoras, 36, 60f) What does all this give us? My point is not to ‗debunk‘ the resurrection narratives as false witnesses, uncovering fatal inconsistencies between them. Like the false witnesses at the trial of Jesus: ―their testimony did not agree.‖ No, I have tried to show how the inconsistencies form a discernible pattern: that of various creative authors reworking a common draft to gain different effects. Not bad witnesses, but good storytellers. Not on the witness stand, but around the campfire. And the parallels with other ancient stories indicate what genre the stories belong to: they are religious legends. Not a bad thing. Not unless you want them to be something else: historical reports. I don‘t want them to be one or the other. I just want to understand the texts, and I think I do. Did Jesus rise from the dead? That wouldn‘t be a bad thing either. But given the nature of our sources, there is no particular reason to think so. How Secure Is the New Testament Witness? The Gospels: Whose Witness? rom Sunday School classes on up to seminary classes the opinion prevails that the gospels represent the witness of the original disciples or apostles of Jesus who saw what he did and heard what he said and would have taken considerable trouble to keep the developing Jesus tradition pure — especially including the gospel texts that crystallized it. But such a working hypothesis, beloved of apologists, is simply untenable. In a priori terms (asking what would have happened) as well as in a posteriori terms (looking at the texts), the belief in gospel accuracy fails. To begin with, the whole thing is circular to a degree seldom even envisioned by apologists. They don‘t even seem to realize the need to deal with the relevant point: do we even know there was an original ‗college of apostles‘? This may seem hypercritical to ask, but I believe that reaction is simply a function of a mindset that has little patience for searching questions and wants to get on with defending a traditional view which it cannot help seeing as more reasonable — whether or not it is. But it is a live question as to whether there was such an apostolic band, or whether this list of characters is a fiction. In the latter case it might be that the list of twelve represents a reading back into the ministry of Jesus of a group only subsequently constituted as such by a shared resurrection vision (an appearance or an hallucination, I leave to you to decide). These men may have actually been among the associates of Jesus even though he had never chosen a circle of twelve. (The story of Jesus choosing them seems to me clearly to be based on that in Exodus 18 in which Moses chooses the seventy elders at the behest of Jethro, and thus a fiction.) Or they may not have been associates of Jesus at all, owing their leadership role to other factors entirely. For instance, F 12 JESUS IS DEAD they may have been chosen as leaders of a Jewish-Christian faction, standing for the number of the twelve tribes, just as the Qumran sect had a council of twelve. And then, at some later time, they may have been fictively retrojected into the time of Jesus to increase their clout. Or, as Robert Eisenman suggests in his James the Brother of Jesus, they may be fictional replications (more than one of each) of an earlier leadership group that survives alongside them in Galatians and to some extent in Acts — the Pillars or the Heirs (Desposunoi), the ‗brethren of the Lord.‘ These, in turn, were eventually understood to be literal, fleshly siblings of Jesus, but they were also understood in Gnostic (and maybe other) circles as spiritual brethren of Jesus. Eisenman opts for a physical, dynastic understanding, which is perhaps the most plausible option. At any rate, their ranks included James the Just (also represented as Salih, ‗the Just,‘ in the Koran, as well as, I would add, Silas in Acts), Judas Thomas, Simeon bar-Cleophas, and Joses. I think, however, his presence in Mark 6:3 is a scribal slip or alteration, misplacing the name of Jesus‘ father Joseph and replacing a fourth brother named John (reflected in the Catholic belief that James and John bar Zebedee were Jesus‘ ‗cousins‘ and in Luke‘s nativity story that makes Jesus the cousin of another John, the Baptist. On Eisenman‘s theory (though the details are my inferences), James bar Zebedee and James „of Alphaeus‟ (meaning ‗the substitute‘!) are both transformations of James the Just, Brother of the Lord. Simon Peter and Simon Zelotes would be versions of Simeon-bar-Cleophas, the brother of Jesus who succeeded James as bishop (mebaqqr) of Jerusalem. Judas Thomas became Judas Iscariot (‗the False One,‘ reflecting later doctrinal disputes), „Judas not Iscariot,‟ Bar-Tholomew, Thaddaeus/Addai, as well as Thamoud and Hud in the Koran. Andrew the brother of Simon Peter reflects the Son of Man (aner), brother of Simon bar-Cleophas. Matthew is a broad pun on mathetes, ‗disciple.‘ Lebbaeus is another form of Oblias, ‗the Bulwark,‘ title of James the Just. Philip has been misplaced from the list of seven Deacons. John bar Zebedee represents the Pillar John, Jesus‘ brother instead of the misplaced Joses. The scarcity of information about these men in the New Testament is startling and more than a little suggestive of the 2. New Testament Witness 13 possibility that they represent an artificial construction. Every single instance of Peter, James, or John taking the stage looks like one of the Buddhist tales of Ananda where the disciple is simply a straight man for the Master. This idea is reinforced by the fact that when one of them momentarily surfaces to say something, he is simply an artificial mouthpiece for the group. And notice, it is only James, John, and Peter, the same names, though supposedly not entirely the same characters, as the Pillars of Galatians, implying these have been chosen for fifteen minutes of fame on account of the lingering memory of their original identity as Jesus‘ brethren. Thus we have no reason at all to believe there would have been a group of apostolic censors riding herd on early Christians, keeping them straight about what Jesus said and did. Instead, it seems to me we have reason to expect that the early Christian leaders would have had ample cause to fabricate sayings and ascribe them to Jesus. They would have needed to assert their own credentials and to negate those of their rivals. This is surely why Mark‘s gospel repeatedly trounces both the Twelve and the Heirs. Mark must have been like Marcion, the early second-century theologian who championed Paul as the only genuine apostle. Marcion believed that the Twelve had completely bungled the task assigned to them, failing to understand that Jesus was the Son and revealer of a hitherto-unknown God who was now offering the human race adoption as his children. As creations of the Old Testament Jehovah, humanity slaved under the repressive laws of a vengeful deity, but the loving Father of Jesus offered forgiveness and salvation. Marcion believed Jesus had recruited Paul because Peter and the others had failed to grasp Jesus‘ point: they were confusing the two deities as well as the two religions. Marcion‘s theory is certainly plausible historically and psychologically. It is by no means uncommon for even the most ardent followers of a reformer to balk at the more radical of his teachings and to readjust the new faith to the old as soon as they get the chance. That is just what happened, e.g., with Martin Luther, who wanted to relegate several New Testament books (James, Jude, Hebrews, Revelation) to an appendix in his new Bible. His followers just couldn‘t go the whole way with him. It didn‘t take Wesleyans long to bury their teacher‘s radical doctrine of Christian perfectionism, either. 14 JESUS IS DEAD Well, Mark seems to have had a similar disdain for both the major Jewish leadership cliques. This is why he portrays James and John as shameless self-promoters, asking for first dibs on the best seats next to Jesus in his messianic reign (Mark 10:35–40). This has to be why he chopped up and rewrote an earlier story (derived by some creative Christian from Exodus 18) in Mark 3:20–21, 25, 31–35. In Exodus chapter 18, the Israelites have crossed the sea and, free of Egyptian harassment, they are settling down to a peaceful nomadic existence. They depend heavily upon Moses as a divine oracle to settle their disputes and to make new laws to guide them in their new existence. Moses is busy all day, every day. One day someone announces that his father-in-law Jethro has arrived with his wife Zippora and their two young sons. Will Moses see them? He hastens to greet them warmly. Jethro eventually notices the burden of work occupying Moses 24/7, and he ventures a bit of advice: why not appoint a body of lower court elders to hear cases and apply Moses‘ rules, leaving only the most serious cases for his personal attention? Moses sees the wisdom in this, and he sees to organizing a system of lower courts to share his work. Now someone thought this would make a good story applied to Jesus. As it must originally have read, Jesus‘ mother and siblings pay him a visit, concerned that, as they have heard, Jesus is constantly mobbed, with no time to grab a meal. They arrive, someone announces them, and Jesus readily defers to them as Moses did, happily taking their advice, which issues in the appointment of the Twelve. Thus the Heirs and the Twelve are both honored, albeit in a way that gently gives precedence to the Heirs, since, without them, there would be no Twelve Apostles. The transparent parallel to the Mosaic original marks the whole story as a fiction right off the bat. But then Mark has transformed it, removing it even further from historical reality, by placing the choosing of the Twelve (Mark 3:13–19a), with no stated motivation, just before the introduction of Jesus‘ kin into the story — and when they get there, he rebuffs them! Not only that, their journey to Jesus has been made into the mission of a modern family trying to take a cultist son or daughter in hand to deliver him to a deprogrammer! They come to take Jesus 2. New Testament Witness 15 away, concluding that he is insane (Mark 3:21). The artificiality of the present arrangement is obvious from the fact that the appointment of the Twelve to share Jesus‘ workload seems to have been without result, since Jesus is still swamped after his relatives get there. Like Marcion, Mark must have preferred Paul. He seems to have Paul in view in another episode, Mark 9:38–40. This story is patently rewritten from another version of the appointment of Moses‘ assistants, this time Numbers 11. This time, it is God himself who tells Moses to appoint seventy elders to share the burden. Moses takes them out of the camp, and the Spirit descends upon them, lending them a share of Moses‘ own oracular authority. However, two of the seventy could not make it on time. ―Now two remained in the camp, one named Eldad, the other Medad, and the spirit rested upon them … and so they prophesied in the camp. And a young man ran and told Moses, ‗Eldad and Medad are prophesying in the camp!‘ And Joshua son of Nun, Moses servant, one of his elite, said, ‗My lord Moses, forbid them!‘ But Moses said to him, ‗Are you jealous for my sake? Would that all Jehovah‘s people were prophets, that Jehovah would put his spirit upon them!‘ ‖ (Numbers 11:26–30) Here is Mark‘s version: ―John said to him, ‗Teacher, we saw a man casting out demons in your name, and we forbad him, for he was not following us.‘ But Jesus said to him, ‗Do not forbid him, for no one who does a miracle in my name will soon be speaking evil of me.‘ ‖ Why repaint Jesus‘ face over Moses‘ in this picture? Simply in order to rebut a common distaste for some notable someone doing miracles in Jesus‘ name — someone who was perceived to be ―working the Twelve‘s side of the street.‖ Who could Mark have been thinking of? Surely Paul. He was claiming Jesus‘ approval before Paul, as if before the latter had come on the scene. By the same token, however, the evangelist Matthew omits this scene from Mark when composing his own gospel, and he substitutes for it Matthew 5:17, 19: ―Do not think I have come to abolish the Torah and the Prophets; I have come not to abolish scripture but to fulfill it … Therefore anyone who relaxes the least of these commandments and teaches other to do so shall be ranked least in the kingdom of heaven.‖ Matthew is dealing with a rival Christian viewpoint, because he does not say, 16 JESUS IS DEAD ―Don‘t accuse me of abolishing the torah,‘ as an enemy might be imagined saying, but rather, ―Do not think I came to abolish the Torah‖ — language suggesting a Christian interpretation of the mission of Jesus. What had God sent him to do? A non-Christian detractor would never have said this, but a rival Christian might — someone with the belief that Christ‘s mission was to bring the law to an end, with the result that Christians need no longer obey it. Does that sound like anyone we know? Of course, this is the Pauline gospel. And we know just as clearly that Matthew did not espouse it. It is already clear he expected Christians to keep every last provision of the Torah, and at the end of the gospel he has Jesus say to the missionaries (the original audience for the book) to go to the nations, i.e., the Gentiles, and to instruct them in everything Jesus has commanded in the gospel. That obviously intends the Sermon on the Mount, including the commandment not to let the least commandment of the Torah slip. In other words, Matthew preaches the very gospel Paul in Galatians condemns! And thus it is no surprise that Matthew puts a condemnation of Paul into his gospel where Mark had him praise Paul. Paul is also certainly in Matthew‘s mind in Matthew 7:21–23: ―Not everyone who says to me, ‗Lord, Lord‘ will enter into the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. On that day, many will say to me, ‗Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many miracles in your name?‘ And then I will declare to them, ‗I never chose you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness!‘ ‖ The ‗many‘ are the multitudes of Pauline Christians among the gentiles, shocked to find at this late date that they have backed the wrong horse. Jesus does not reject them for sinful habits and hypocrisy, of which he says nothing. These are people who expect to receive his approbation! What can they have done wrong? They did not keep the Torah: ―you workers of lawlessness.‖ And, literally, the text says, ―I never knew you,‖ but often in the Bible, to know denotes ‗to choose,‘ as in Genesis 18:17–19, where God says that, of all living on the earth, he has ―known,‖ i.e., chosen, Abraham to bequeath his covenant to future generations. Thus Matthew summarily rejects all the talk about Paul having been chosen from his 2. New Testament Witness 17 mother‘s womb to bring the gospel to the Gentiles (Galatians 1:15–16). Jesus never knew — chose — him. Matthew composed 5:17 and 19 to embellish verse 18, which already stood as a saying of Jesus in the Q source of sayings, which he shared with Luke, where it also appears (Luke 16:17). So, again, Matthew has added sayings of Jesus in order to discredit a rival Christian teacher. By contrast, Matthew‘s favorite was Peter, which is why he adds material to the story of Peter‘s confessing Jesus‘ messianic office. ―Blessed are you, Simon bar-Jonah! For flesh and blood have not revealed this to you, but my Father in heaven. And so I say you are ‗Peter‘ [a rock], and on this rock I will erect my church. And the gates of Hades shall not withstand its assault. Behold, I entrust you with the keys of the kingdom, so that whatever command you bind upon men will be considered bound in heaven, and whatever sins you loose men from on earth shall be considered loosed in heaven‖ (Matthew 16:17–19). Mark and Luke have pretty much the same story up to this point. In both Mark 8:27–30 and Luke 9:18–22 Peter confesses Jesus‘ messiahship, but this investiture of Simon Peter as the fountainhead of the Papacy is conspicuous by its absence. Did both Mark and Luke just happen to omit it? Running short on ink maybe? Of course, Matthew has added it to reinforce the dignity of the authorities he venerated. Matthew, unlike Mark‘s nameless predecessor who tended to elevate the Heirs above the Twelve in his story of the choosing of the Twelve, seems to have preferred the Twelve to the Heirs, as he does not omit Jesus‘ rebuff to the relatives (Matthew 12:46–50). John the evangelist goes out of his way to make sure the reader understands Jesus‘ brothers were not in sympathy with him in John 7:2–7, where they dare him to go to Jerusalem for public relations reasons, knowing he is wanted by the authorities there. And when on the cross, Jesus commits his aging mother into the care of one of the Twelve; conspicuously it is not one of his brothers (John 19:25–27). That is almost as much as saying outright that Jesus wants his disciples to be in charge of the church, not his relatives. 18 JESUS IS DEAD None of this should be very surprising, since such succession disputes are common in new religions. Muslims had to line up behind either the Companions of the Prophet (the first three Caliphs, Muhammad‘s disciples Abu-bekr, Umar, and Uthman) or the Pillars, as his relatives were also called: Khadijah, Fatima, and Ali. The former became the Sunnis, the latter the Shia. After Joseph Smith went on to glory, the Mormon Church divided over whether to follow the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles Smith had named or his son, Joseph Smith, Junior. The former became the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, while the latter became the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Should the followers of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad follow his chief evangelist, Reverend Louis Farrakhan, or his son, Warith Deen Muhammad? The former became the Nation of Islam, the latter the American Muslim Mission. And in several of these cases partisans forged more than one saying or letter from the founder to secure their favorite contender‘s claim. The same would likely have happened in the case of Jesus and the earliest disciples. Looking at the evidence of the sayings, it seems that it did. Dead and Can’t Blow the Gaff The question now arises, what exactly are the Twelve supposed to have to do with the four gospels? There are two claims often made. One is that advanced by Harald Riesenfeld (Professor of New Testament at the University of Uppsala, Sweden, author of The Gospel Tradition, 1970) and Birger Gerhardsson (Memory and Manuscript: Oral and Written Transmission in Rabbinic Judaism and Early Christianity, 1961) that, since the gospels stem from the circle of twelve disciples, they must be accurate because these men must have followed the rabbinical practices of strict memorization and transmission of their Master‘s sayings. This, again, is hopelessly circular, even if for the sake of argument we were to grant that there was such a circle of close disciples. For we just do not know where the gospel materials came from! If they stem from a circle of stenographer disciples who memorized everything for posterity, then, fine — the gospels can be trusted. 2. New Testament Witness 19 But that is a big if! That is precisely what we do not know! And this is where internal evidence — the phenomena of the texts themselves — comes in. There are so many variations and contradictions between sayings, not to mention stories, of Jesus that surely the most natural explanation is that of the form critics: Jesus traditions arose as needed in this and that quarter of the early church — the coinages of anonymous prophets and catechists. Did Jesus prohibit preaching to Samaritans and Gentiles or not? Did he say no longer to fast, temporarily to leave off fasting, or to fast? Was there one pretext for divorce or none? Is the Kingdom to be heralded by apocalyptic signs or not? Did he proclaim his messiahship or keep it a secret? As reporter Harry Reasoner once commented, at the end of a Christmas edition of Sixty Minutes: ―It seems that, like beauty, Jesus Christ is in the eye of the beholder.‖ If the texts are anything to go by, no one held the copyright on ―Jesus.‖ The other claim is even more futile, namely, the apostles must have corroborated the gospels (even if they did not write them) before they circulated far and wide. There is no reason to assume that the gospels were written before the destruction of Jerusalem, headquarters of the apostles according to Luke. John A. T. Robinson, the feisty bishop of Woolwich who caused so much controversy on both sides of the Atlantic in 1963 with his book Honest to God (in which he advocated a synthesis of Rudolf Bultmann, Paul Tillich, and Dietrich Bonhoeffer) was a walking contradiction. He loved to twit his various publics by combining radical theological views with conservative criticism. He was a masterful and critical interpreter of the New Testament, and yet he tried, in his astonishing Redating the New Testament, to lasso all twenty-seven New Testament writings and pull them kicking and screaming back before 70 CE. He argued that none of them absolutely demanded a post-70 date since none of them explicitly mention the fall of Jerusalem. This is special pleading, since the gospels, at least, do mention the Fall of Jerusalem in the only appropriate way: as if Jesus had predicted it. Conservative (e.g., evangelical pietist) scholars always reply that such a view of gospel prophecy is just the unbelief of skeptics. Why couldn‟t a guy predict the future, whether Jesus Christ, or, let‘s say, Nostradamus? Just 20 JESUS IS DEAD because you find a predictive prophecy that came true included in a writing needn‘t prove the text was written after the event, does it? Well, no. But consider the fact that no scholar ever takes such an approach to dating, say 4 Ezra, 2 Baruch, or 1 Enoch, refusing to acknowledge the chief trope of apocalyptic: the thin veiling of the author‘s past as the narrator‘s future. They are all books of faux-predictions written after the fact, and we can tell when each was written by locating where along the time-line the ‗predictions‘ veer off the track. That means, as all agree, that here the author has stopped disguising history as prophecy and is entering blue skies, making genuine predictions which, alas, do not come true. Conservatives never protest that to date these books in this manner represents ―naturalistic skepticism‖ about genuine prophetic prediction. Robinson, like fundamentalists, demands special exemption for passage after passage. Revelation 11:13 says, ―And at that hour there was a great earthquake, and a tenth of the city fell; seven thousand people were killed in the earthquake.‖ Where? It was ―the great city which is allegorically called Sodom and Egypt, where their Lord was crucified‖ (11:8), namely Jerusalem. Mark 13:14–23 gives a deadline for the destruction of the Jerusalem temple: ―But when you see the desolating sacrilege set up where it ought not to be (let the reader understand), then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains … From the fig tree learn its lesson: as soon as its branch becomes tender and put forth leaves, you know that summer is near. So also, when you see these things taking place, you know that he is near, at the very gates. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away before all these things take place.‖ That would be 70 CE, if not a bit earlier. Luke 21:20 is an even clearer version of the same prediction: ―But when you see Jerusalem surrounded by armies, then know that its desolation has come near.‖ John 4:21 (―The hour is coming when neither on this mountain [Gerizim] nor in Jerusalem will you worship the Father.‖) clearly looks back on the destruction of the Mt. Zion temple of Jerusalem, which has become as defunct as the old Samaritan temple on Mt. Gerizim. 2. New Testament Witness 21 Acts 6:14 (―We have heard him say Jesus of Nazareth will destroy this place and will change the customs Moses gave us.‖) reflects Jewish vs. Christian debate as to whether the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 CE was divine punishment for the Jewish rejection of Jesus. 1 Thessalonians 2:14–16 (―For you, brethren, became imitators of the churches of God in Christ Jesus which are in Judea; for you suffered the same things from your own countrymen as they did from the Jews, who killed both the Lord Jesus and the prophets, and drove us out, and displease God and oppose all men by hindering us from speaking to the Gentiles that they may be saved — so as always to fill up the measure of their sins. But God‘s wrath has come upon them at last!‖). But then Paul did not write it. Can‘t Robinson take a hint? Or rather, a whole series of them? The New Testament writings do look back on the fall of Jerusalem and therefore date from a later time. In The Theology of Acts in its Historical Setting J. C. O‘Neill (late Professor of New Testament Language, Literature and Theology at New College, Edinburgh University) demonstrates that many factors in that book fit in with, not merely a post-70 date, but even a date in the second century. Thus there is just no inherent likelihood that any of the original apostles would have survived the tumultuous events of 70 CE, the devastating war with Rome that ravaged Galilee and resulted in the siege, starvation, and fall of Jerusalem at Roman hands. They just wouldn‘t have been around to stamp any of the gospels with their Imprimatur. That is a wish-fulfillment fantasy of apologists. Character Witnesses — or Just Characters? Appeal is also made to various persons whose testimonies allegedly underlie the gospels. These individuals seem to sit so close to the narrated events that, provided the events happened at all, and that these characters were the source of the narrator‟s „knowledge‟ of these events, we would have good grounds for confidence in the narratives. I have just indicated the multiple difficulties besetting this grossly circular claim. Do we have any reason to believe there were such people and that, if there were, they reported their experiences to the gospel authors? 22 JESUS IS DEAD For instance, the women who discovered the empty tomb: are we sure there even were such women? It is not at all implausible that Jesus, like all gurus ancient and modern, attracted a circle of smitten, usually middle-aged, female admirers. But then, on the other hand, the only actual stories we possess starring these women characters bear a striking resemblance to the passion, burial, and resurrection narratives of other Hellenistic redeemer gods! Mary Magdalene, Salome, Joanna, et al., bear a startling resemblance to Isis and Nephthys who mourn for the betrayed and slain Osiris, search for his body, and anoint it, raising him from the dead. They bear more than a passing resemblance, too, to Cybele who discovered the body of her beloved Attis and resurrected him. And let‘s not forget Ishtar Shalmith (‗the Shulammite‘) who, as the Song of Solomon knew, had descended into Sheol to recover the slain Tammuz. And there was Athena who found the remains of Dionysus Zagreus and besought Zeus on his behalf, occasioning his rebirth. Aphrodite similarly found the gored corpse of Adonis and raised him to new life. Not to mention Anath who sought Baal, found his death site, the field of blood, and rescued him from the Netherworld. Let‘s take an inventory, shall we? The only story in the gospels that features the women is the one in which they seek the tomb of the slain savior, leading to his resurrection. And this story exactly parallels the stories of women devotees seeking the body of the other slain saviors who rise from the dead. I‘d say it is at best a toss-up whether these women ever existed as anything but Christian counterparts to the women characters of the resurrection myths of neighboring religions, whence they were likely derived. And if we cannot even make it look all that likely that they existed, it is obviously moot to appeal to them as sources of information. One might as well appeal to the testimony of Cybele to argue that Attis rose from the dead. The Emmaus disciples (Luke 24:13ff) — who walk and talk with the risen Jesus without recognizing him — might be called to the stand as witnesses of the Risen Christ. Except for two damning criticisms. First of all, the story sure looks an awful lot like biblical and classical myths in which gods travel among mortals incognito 2. New Testament Witness 23 as a kind of Candid Camera stunt, to test their reactions. Yahweh‘s angels so visit Sodom, after visiting Abraham for the same reason. Zeus and Hermes visited palaces and hovels to determine whether mankind deserved destruction in a flood. They appeared to the pious old couple Baucis and Philemon, whose generosity caused them to be spared and made into pillars of Zeus‘s temple upon death. A second critical point we might raise is that the Emmaus story greatly resembles a story of the fourth-century BCE, repeated long afterwards, in which a couple has journeyed far to the healing shrine of Asclepius, son of Apollo. Like other suppliants, they had expected a dream-appearance of the god who would relieve the woman of a prolonged pregnancy. But he had not appeared, and they were headed home depressed — until a mysterious stranger joined them and asked why they were so glum. Hearing the sad tale, he tells them to set down her stretcher, whereupon he heals her of what turns out to be tapeworms, not a pregnancy at all. Then he disappears. Sound familiar? What are the chances the Asclepius version is but a myth, while the Jesus version is true fact? Be careful! That is what we mean by special pleading! But suppose we do take the story as a record of a strange encounter on the lonely Emmaus road? What kind of evidence for the resurrection does it provide? Very ambiguous evidence, if that, for the simple reason that the pair of disciples travels with Jesus for hours, apparently, without recognizing him! Oh, you can just cover up the problematical nature of this feature as Luke does, by simple authorial fiat: ―They were prevented from recognizing him,‖ but then you‘re just dealing with a literary composition, not reporting. Imagine if you read such a detail in a newspaper. What would you think? Funny business! The fundamentalist apologist is willing to swallow the problem only because he already wants to believe the text is inspired and inerrant. He is only interested in historical plausibility insofar as he needs it as an argument to rope you in. Where it is lacking he does not miss it. No, if they spent all that time with the famous Jesus of Nazareth and only decided after he was gone that it had been he, then what we have is a case of wistful mistaken identity. Hugh J. Schonfield, notorious author of The Passover Plot(1965), saw 24 JESUS IS DEAD this, and he was right. The story practically invites disbelief, as does the similar one in John 20:1–18, where Mary Magdalene does not recognize Jesus either. So does Matthew 28:17, which actually says, ―And when they saw him, they worshipped him, but they doubted.‖ But, let‘s go the second mile. Suppose the story does stem from the breathless testimony of the Emmaus disciples, and suppose it is fairly represented in Luke 24, so that you are sure you have the authentic report of what they told the eleven. Should you believe it? Would you believe such a thing if your friend told you he had seen a mutual friend, known to be dead, alive again? I think you would not. You would suddenly transform into the Enlightenment philosopher David Hume and rediscover the principles he enunciated in his famous essay ―On Miracles.‖ You would ask yourself, ―Which is more probable? That Bill is alive again? Or that Stan is lying, or hallucinating, or deceived?‖ You would automatically assume Stan is not to be believed, though you cannot imagine he is consciously lying. And this is only if you are quite sure Bill was dead. Once a parishioner told me that Alan Duke, our church‘s almost-resident street bum, had died during the harsh winter. A couple of weeks later, someone else told me he had seen Alan, alive if not well. It was easy to conclude that my first informant had been the victim of a false rumor, perhaps a case of mistaken identity. Another time, a friend was sitting outside a convenience store, growing increasingly feverish. He spotted his roommate and hailed him, but he received no acknowledgement back. When my friend returned home, his roommate denied having been there at the store. Well, it turned out that my friend Ralph was suffering hallucinations from a ruptured gall bladder poisoning his pancreas! He was rushed to the hospital and came out fine some weeks later. My mother was in the hospital under heavy drugs. She told me she had seen my father and my uncle, both long dead, come walking through her hospital room, wordlessly waving to her! Were my dad and Uncle Douglas raised from the dead? Or was it no coincidence she was drugged at the time? In short, if you heard your friend report that another was resurrected from the dead, you would not automatically believe him, and probably 2. New Testament Witness 25 not at all. You would know that some neglected factor must be making the difference. What Hath Hierapolis to Do with Higher Criticism? Apologists prize the statement of Irenaeus (bishop of Lyons in Gaul, but hailing from Asia Minor), who wrote about 175 CE. He appeals to Papias, the famous bishop of Hierapolis, adjacent to the New Testament cities of Colosse and Laodicea in Asia Minor. Papias, a man with antiquarian tastes, had been a hearer of the apostle John, whom Irenaeus also considered the author of the Gospel of John. (He does not say that Papias knew anything about that gospel.) But as Eusebius of Caesarea, Constantine‘s court historian in the early-to-mid fourth century, pointed out, Irenaeus had failed to note that Papias mentioned the apostle John but says only that he had interviewed the Elder John, who would seem to be a personage of the next generation, someone who had himself ostensibly heard the teaching of some apostle. Most scholars feel Eusebius, who had come to disdain Papias‘ ‗chiliasm‘ — his belief in a literal coming Millennium — was just trying to distance John the apostle from Papias and his doctrines. But the ambiguity in Papias‘ statement is quite real and plainly present in Irenaeus‘ quotation of Papias. By the way, numerous passages in Irenaeus have him attribute this or that theological or liturgical point to the tradition of the elders who heard the apostles. And the appeals are obviously fanciful, even anachronistic, demonstrating that for Irenaeus as well as for Eusebius, whatever they deemed true was to be provided an ‗apostolic‘ pedigree after the fact. ‗Apostolicity‘ was just a function of ‗correct in my opinion.‘ There is no genuine historical claim here, whether about apostolic authorship of the gospels or anything else. When Source Criticism Is Textual Criticism We have what at least at first appears to be a rather different question on our hands when it comes to a different 26 JESUS IS DEAD aspect of gospel reliability, namely that of textual soundness. Is it possible that, already by the early third century, when the first manuscripts appear, the gospels had suffered serious textual corruption — so early that it has forever undermined whatever the evangelists meant to write for us? It would not be surprising from one standpoint, in that it is the earliest extant texts which feature more flagrant scribal freedom, not the latest, possibly reflecting a scenario in which the texts came to seem sacrosanct only as time went on. At any rate, the further back one goes, the more extravagant the corruption. But is there a firewall back there somewhere? What about gospel source criticism, specifically the question of Synoptic dependence? It looks to most scholars as if Matthew and Luke each used two major sources, namely the Gospel of Mark and the Q Source (‗Q‘ for Quelle, German for ‗source‘), with the result that there is a great deal of overlap between Matthew, Mark, and Luke, which are therefore called the Synoptic gospels, ―The gospels told from the same vantage-point.‖ Does not this Mark/Q hypothesis (or any of the other Synoptic theories in principle) demand that we do have a very early ‗core sample‘ of the earlier gospel in the use made of it by subsequent evangelists? Let‘s stick with the Mark/Q version for simplicity‘s sake. Since we have two gospels, Matthew and Luke, that both used Mark, and they both seem to have used the same text, doesn‘t that mean the agreements between Matthew and Luke preserve a text of Mark that had already circulated pretty widely by the time the other two were written? (Of course, then you have to try to date all three Synoptics, and this is a hugely complex matter in its own right. Internal data lead me to posit a date of about 100 CE for Mark, and about 150 for both Matthew and Luke. Most scholars seem to adopt the earliest possible dates, probably for apologetical purposes. I don‘t know if that matters a great deal here, since we are in any case talking about relative dates of composition: how long it might have taken for the Markan original to have become significantly altered versus the window of time between Mark and his followers Matthew and Luke.) I believe that, yes, the agreements between Mark and the other two do provide a helpful and important control. The 2. New Testament Witness 27 relationship between them does not allow much time between the writing of Mark and a version of Mark much like our own being available to both later evangelists, perhaps widely separated geographically. But, for what it‘s worth, this fact cuts both ways. It becomes just as important to consider where Matthew and Luke diverge from Mark in agreement with one another. For a long time, proponents of the Mark/Q hypothesis have pointed to these ―minor agreements‖ against Mark as evidence that Matthew and Luke both used an edition of Mark earlier than the canonical one. Most of these agreements against Mark are in my opinion not that significant for our purposes, but one important one — as it bears on gospel Christology — would be the trial scene of Jesus. According to Mark 14:62 Jesus answers the Christological question forthrightly: ―I am.‖ By contrast, Matthew 26:64 has ―You have said so,‖ while Luke 22:70 has ―You say that I am.‖ It is hard to resist the suggestion that both Mathew and Luke were reading a text of Mark in which he gave an equivocal answer. In fact there actually are a couple of old copies of Mark that do have, though not in exactly the same words, something like ―You say [so].‖ I would say we have not so much a simultaneous, independent redactional change by Matthew and Luke to make an originally clear answer ambiguous, as a scribal ‗improvement‘ to an ambiguous Mark to make Jesus forthrightly confess what Christians would like him to have confessed. A textual corruption at an important point, I should say. We also need to look for places where it appears that one of the later evangelists was not looking at the same version of Mark as the other. The prize example of this would be the ‗Great Omission‘ of Mark 6:45–8:26 by Luke, though it appears reproduced in Matthew 14:22–16:12. Some scholars have long suggested that Luke‘s copy of Mark lacked the whole section, and this observation is especially interesting in that the omitted portion of Mark contains one of the pair of miracle story sequences in Mark. We find two parallel chains of miracle stories in Mark. The first commences with a sea miracle: the stilling of the storm in Mark 4:35–41. Next comes a set of three healings: the demoniac with ‗Legionnaire‘s Disease‘ (5:1–20), the hemorrhaging woman 28 JESUS IS DEAD (5:25–34), and Jairus‘ daughter (5:21–23, 35–43). Then there is a miraculous feeding (6:34–44). The second sequence has as its sea miracle the walking on water (6:45–51). Its three healings are those of the Bethsaida blind man (8:22–26), the Syro-Phoenician‘s daughter (7:24b–30), and the deaf-mute (7:32–37). Finally, a miraculous feeding (8:1–10). How striking that Luke‘s Great Omission covers the second sequence! It might be that Luke saw the Markan duplication, decided he lacked space for redundancy, and cut the second sequence. But it may well be that Mark‘s gospel had been circulating with two alternate versions of the miracle chain, some copies with the one, others with the other, and Luke‘s copy of Mark had only the first. Matthew‘s copy of Mark would have been a version that included both — just to be on the safe side. That is standard scribal procedure after all. One might also wonder if Matthew was using a copy of Mark that lacked the peculiar feature of ‗sandwiching‘ stories together. For example, Mark has the healing of the bleeding woman and the raising of Jairus‘ daughter imbricated one within the other, but not Matthew. There, one is over before the second begins. Our copies of Mark have the anticlimactic scene of Jesus cursing the fig tree with no immediate result, then entering Jerusalem and merely looking around, then returning next morning when the fig tree is discovered to be withered, then proceeding back into the city, where he cleanses the temple. It all seems unnatural. Matthew, however, has the cleansing of the temple, all at once and self-contained, then the Triumphal Entry and an immediate temple cleansing. One wonders if Matthew‘s versions are not original. It is elsewhere manifest that Matthew has copied and abridged Mark, so I am not suggesting Mark abridged Matthew. Rather, Matthew rewrote Mark, but a version of Mark that had not split up unitary episodes and enclosed them within one another. So. Yes, to some extent, the gospels may have begun to mutate and multiply even before they began to use one another. The Gospel According to John Rylands Much has been made of the John Rylands Papyrus (P52). It is a fragment from a codex (a bound book, not a scroll) and it 2. New Testament Witness 29 contains the text of John 18:31–33 on one side and 37–38 on the other. Discovered in the sands of Egypt, it is now housed at the John Rylands Library in Manchester, England. The papyrus is widely held to anchor both the composition of the book in the first century, because of the paleography, and the authenticity of the text, since it matches our version so perfectly and so early. But this is over-simple. Paleography (the study and comparison of ancient handwriting styles, and dating manuscripts on that basis) makes the John Rylands Papyrus date from around 125 CE, with a range of about 50 years in either direction. But, as Alvin Padilla (Professor of New Testament at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary) has shown, there are altogether too few relevant writing samples to make such a judgment possible in this case. He speaks of ―the circuitous nature of dating manuscripts according to text types,‖ noting that it ―is rather arbitrary since there simply aren‘t enough writing samples‖ from the envisioned period. ―Since the John Rylands Papyrus is considered the oldest extant manuscript, it is used as the ‗standard‘ for the time period.‖ And that is obviously circular. So much for the attempt to rule out a mid-second-century date for the Gospel of John by appeal to this lone papyrus. It is, sorry to say, a weak reed. Here is the whole of the text: ―Pilate said to them, ‗Take him yourselves and judge him by your own law.‘ The Jews said to him, ‗It is not lawful for us to put any man to death.‘ This was spoken to fulfill the word which Jesus had spoken to show by what death he was to die. Pilate entered the praetorium again and called Jesus, and said to him, ‗Are you the King of the Jews?‘ ‖ and ―Pilate said to him, ‗Then you are a king?‘ Jesus said to him, ‗You say that I am a king. For this I was born, and for this I have come into the world, to bear witness to the truth. Everyone who belongs to the truth hears my voice.‘ Pilate said to him, ‗What is truth?‘ After he had said this he went out to the Jews again and told them, ‗I find no crime in him.‘ ‖ I submit to you that this postage stamp of John does not vindicate the pure transmission of the entire document. The rest of this gospel might have looked just like our Gospel of John, but then again it might not have. Would it have contained the Appendix, chapter 21? 30 JESUS IS DEAD Consider the various theories meant to account for the many puzzling discontinuities and skips in the Fourth Gospel. Jesus leaves Judea in one chapter, only to be back there later in the same chapter with no recorded transition. He gives most of the Good Shepherd discourse in chapter 10:1–18, but seems to pick it back up months later without missing a beat in verse 25. The Last Supper discourse stretches from 13:31 to 14:31, when Jesus says it‘s time to leave. But then he resumes in 15:1 as if nothing happened. Scholars have surmised that some early copyist made a mess of the pages and reassembled them in the wrong order, or that scribes expanded the gospel, cramming in more text where it seemed to fit thematically, but without considering whether it made any sense as a narrative. Who knows? The John Rylands snippet just does not help resolve any of these questions of textual evolution. It does not tell us what version of the gospel it represents, so it remains difficult to date the gospel as a whole on the basis of it. It might even be a fragment of one of the underlying sources of the gospel. By Your Words You Shall Be Acquitted; By Your Words You Shall Be Condemned. Some have protested claims of wholesale textual degradation in the New Testament by appeal to the presence in the texts of all manner of consistent word and concept usage distinctive to each author and even to underlying source documents. Had the texts really been ravaged by haphazard alterations by many hands already before our earliest copies, it would not be possible to observe these authorial/redactional patterns. I agree completely. Furthermore, if one had to conclude the readings of any and all texts were random, none particularly likely to represent an author‘s or redactor‘s intent, one would have to dismiss a redaction-critical performance like that of Hans Conzelmann (Göttingen Professor of New Testament, author of the milestone work The Theology of Saint Luke) on Luke. Conzelmann catalogued the numerous subtle word changes Luke made in Mark and showed they pointed in definite direction, tending, for instance, to tone down Mark‘s 2. New Testament Witness 31 expectation of a soon-coming end of the age. He showed how Luke had schematized biblical history, with the ministry of Jesus as ―the center of time,‖ culminating the era of Israel and preparing for the church age to follow, chronicled in the Acts of the Apostles. The whole analysis is striking and compelling. Are we to dismiss it all as a series of exegetical hallucinations? I am not willing to do so. I don‘t think Conzelmann could have made the sense he made of both Mark and Luke if he was really studying a mass of random readings, not something approaching the original text. However, let me note that it is the detection of sudden departures from these characteristic patterns that signals that the texts have suffered significant interpolations — much more so than conservatives seem willing to consider. We do not have total textual chaos, as we do very nearly in the cases of documents like the Acts of Paul. What we have are documents, which contain a number of significant patches, and additions identifiable precisely by comparison with the authorial and redactional styles manifest elsewhere in them. Indeed, this is exactly how it is possible so neatly to slice up the Pentateuch into four component sources. One illustrative New Testament example would be Acts 20:28: ―Take heed to yourselves and to all the flock, in which the Holy Spirit has made you bishops, to feed the church of the Lord [or, of God] which he obtained with his own blood.‖ The idea on display here — that the death of Jesus on the cross saves believers — so drastically contravenes Luke‘s studied avoidance of this theme elsewhere in his gospel and Acts (he even omits it from his Markan source), that we must severely doubt we are in possession of the original reading. Luke went to the trouble of omitting the words ―This is my blood of the covenant which is poured out for many‖ from Mark when composing his own version of the Last Supper. Mark also had Jesus say, ―the son of man came not to serve but to be served, and to give his life as a ransom for many‖ (Mark 10:45). Significantly, Luke has substituted for that saying a subtly but crucially different version: ―Who is greater: he who reclines at table, or he who serves? Is it not he who reclines at table? But I am among you as one who serves‖ (Luke 22:27). He has again omitted the ransom business. In Luke 24 and in Acts, where 32 JESUS IS DEAD he several times has Jesus and the apostles preach the word of salvation, he makes it clear that one must believe in Jesus and be baptized in his name, but there is never any mention of his death as the means of salvation. For Luke it is simply a matter of fulfilled prophecy: Messiah‘s death was predicted, so Jesus had to die before he could reign (Luke 24:25–27; Acts 3:18; 13:26–28), but that is the extent of it. It is his name that saves (Luke 24:46–47; Acts 2:38; 3:16; 4:10–12), neither his blood nor his death. The presence of textual variations (some manuscripts have ―the church of God‖ instead of ―church of the Lord‖) confirms this suspicion. Similarly, even if we had no manuscript evidence for the secondary character of both the woman taken in adultery pericope of John and the Longer Ending of Mark (the last twelve verses of Mark printed in the King James Version and in many modern translations as well), stylistic irregularities would be enough by themselves to reveal them as spurious text. Voyage of the Beegle In his great book The Inspiration of Scripture (1963), Dewey M. Beegle (a Free Methodist and New Testament Professor at the New York Theological Seminary) attacked the Warfield version of biblical inerrancy from many angles. He really let the old Princeton divine have it over the latter‘s claim that inerrancy, strictly speaking, applies only to the original autographs. Beegle replied, in effect, ―What original autographs?‖ He reminded us how few, if any, biblical documents began in the form we now possess. Virtually all of them are patchwork quilts stitched together from many sources. Or else they have been heavily interpolated, or at least appear to have been. Whether you‘re talking about J, E, D, and P, 1, 2, and 3 Isaiah, Q, Mark, Ur-Markus, Proto-Luke, the Signs Source, the Johannine Discourse Source, the ‗Little Scroll‘ underlying Revelation 11, or the Little Apocalypse underlying Mark 13 — or even the adulteress pericope and the Longer Ending of Mark: every biblical book looks like a flowing stream of tradition. The redactional ‗correction‘ of these texts has only proceeded apace in modern times, even since Beegle‘s time. 2. New Testament Witness 33 Now, with a flood of loose and theologically slanted paraphrase versions flooding the Bible market from both the right and the left, the biblical writings continue to mutate. We must remind ourselves of the dictum of the pre-Socratic philosopher Heraclitus — ―You cannot step twice into the same river.‖ Given the fluidity of the biblical text, inerrancy just does not fit the Heraclitean reality of the situation. What this means is that there is no firm line to be drawn between ‗corruption‘ of the texts and the evolution of the same writings (and their oral sources) in the shadow period before they reached the ‗canonical‘ form. Even if we do have Matthew‘s gospel, for example, in the latest form produced by the church at Antioch, we can still discern loose ends of previous editions. Should we try to excise later elements? For example, should we get rid of the Great Commission and go back to the original ‗Not So Great Commission‘ of chapter 10? If not, then why chop the Longer Ending of Mark? Or the adulteress passage in John? The only difference I can see is that the various additions entered the copying process each at a slightly later point. We have no copies of earlier versions of Matthew lacking the Great Commission, so it must have been added early enough for all copies of previous editions to have perished. Eusebius tells us he had seen with his own eyes pre-Nicene copies of Matthew in which the Commission‘s baptismal formula was ―in my name,‖ not the familiar Trinitarian version. We don‘t have such copies any more, perhaps because they perished in a Constantinian purge of manuscripts (which is surely why there are no manuscripts from before 200 CE). We do happen to have copies, very few, lacking the Longer Ending of Mark, though none of John with the equally secondary Johannine Appendix, chapter 21. Clear evidence of the changes remains, but unaltered texts do not remain, who knows why? Terms like ‗Ur-Markus,‘ ‗Proto-Matthew,‘ ‗Proto-Luke,‘ etc., remind us that there were quite likely earlier, ‗transitional forms‘ of these evolving gospels, too. Each underwent significant amplification at some point or another. How is this different in principle from significant interpolations? They are merely two names for the same process. Thus the question is entirely moot as to whether the books of the Bible come to us more or less corrupted from the way they were ‗first‘ written down. 34 JESUS IS DEAD Beegle was right: what counts as the first? It recedes into the mist of the untraceable past. Have people added miracle stories to hitherto-complete gospels? Or have they added miracle stories to the growing traditions from which the gospels were eventually composed? What difference does it make? Any ―original autograph‖ version one postulates is just an arbitrary line drawn in the shifting sand. But there is no reason to deny that the traditionscum-texts evolved, and there is certainly no way to prove they didn‘t. The possibility that they did has proven a fruitful working hypothesis for explaining numerous problems in the text. Thus the suggestion of textual mutation is not intended as destructive in any way and will be perceived so only by those whose theology forces them to assume ―inerrant autographs‖ and ―eyewitness testimony.‖ Can We Know the Jesus of History? vangelicals repudiate the notion that the gospels contain legendary or fictitious material about Jesus Christ. They want to be able to believe he did and said everything attributed to him there. They always use the same arguments, including the importance of the short time span between Jesus and the writing of the gospels, and the centrality of eyewitnesses in the formation of the gospel tradition. Such factors are said to make it unlikely if not impossible for the gospels to contain fabricated or legendary material. Time Tunnel Josh McDowell, a superstar apologist for evangelical Christianity, says: ―One of the major criticisms against the form critics‘ idea of the oral tradition is that the period of oral tradition (as defined by the critics) is not long enough to have allowed the alterations in the tradition that the radical critics have alleged‖ (More Evidence That Demands a Verdict, 1975, p. 205). Similarly, John Warwick Montgomery, the leading apologist of the 1960s and ‘70s and Professor of Theology at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School, concluded that ―with the small time interval between Jesus‘ life and the Gospel records, the Church did not create a ‗Christ of faith‘ ‖ (History and Christianity, 1974, p. 37). This ―small time interval‖ would be about thirty or forty years! Apologists protest that this is not really a long period at all. A. H. McNeile (author of An Introduction to the Study of the New Testament, 2nd. Ed rev C. S. C. Williams, 1953, p. 54) states that ―It is not unusual for men even of slight intellectual ability to recall and relate clearly important events occurring thirty-five years previously.‖ But surely this is not the point. Form critics aren‘t suggesting simply that eyewitnesses forgot the E 36 JESUS IS DEAD details of what they saw. (―Eh, I forget, Peter, did Jesus walk on water, or was he water-skiing?‖) The question is whether other people spun out legendary material during the same period. Perhaps, as David Friedrich Strauss [1808– 1874] suggested back in the nineteenth century, people who witnessed little or none of Jesus‘ activity formed legendary ‗remembrances‘ to fill in the gaps in their knowledge (The Life of Jesus Critically Examined, 1972, p. 74). If the apologists are right, records of similar religious figures written within a comparable time span should also be free of legendary embellishment. What do we find? Gershom Scholem was the twentieth century‘s greatest historian of Jewish mysticism. His 1973 study of the seventeenth century messianic pretender Sabbatai Sevi (Z‘vi) [1626–75] provides a good parallel here. Sevi was able to arouse apocalyptic fervor among Jews all over the Mediterranean during the 1660s. The movement suffered a serious setback when the messiah renounced Judaism and turned to Islam! But still it did not die away. The history of Sabbatai Sevi is more readily accessible to us than that of Jesus. Sabbatai Sevi lived much closer to our own era, and much more documentary evidence survives him. Here, too, according to the apologists, legends should have waited at least a couple of generations till they reared their heads. But Gershom Scholem speaks of ―the sudden and almost explosive surge of miracle stories‖ concerning Sabbatai Sevi within weeks or even days of his public appearances. Listen to his description: ―The … realm of imaginative legend … soon dominated the mental climate in Palestine [while Sabbatai was there]. The sway of imagination was strongly in evidence in the letters sent to Egypt and elsewhere and which, by the autumn of 1665 [the same year] had assumed the character of regular messianic propaganda in which fiction far outweighed the facts: [e.g.] the prophet was ‗encompassed with a Fiery Cloud‘ and ‗the voice of an angel was heard from the cloud‘ (Gershom Scholem, Sabbatai Sevi: The Mystical Messiah, 1973, pp. 252, 265). Letters from December of the same year related that Sabbatai ―command a Fire to be made in a publick place, in the presence of many beholders … and entered into the fire 3. The Jesus Of History 37 twice or thrice, without any hurt to his garments or to a hair on his head‖ (Ibid., pp. 390, 535, 375, 605). Other letters tell of his raising the dead. He is said to have left his prison through locked and barred doors, which opened by themselves after his chains miraculously, broke. He kills a group of highwaymen merely with the word of his mouth. Interestingly, the miracle stories often conformed to the patterns of contemporary saints‘ legends, just as Strauss theorized that the gospel miracle stories are frequently based on Old Testament tales of Moses, Elijah, and Elisha. Literary prototypes were ready to hand, so it needn‘t have taken long at all (Strauss, pp. 84–86). The same thing happened to Jehudah the Hasid [d. 1217]. In his own lifetime, legends made him a great magician, though actually Jehudah staunchly opposed magic (Gershom Scholem, Major Trends in Jewish Mysticism, 1973, pp. 82, 99). Twentieth-century African prophet and martyr Simon Kimbangu became another ‗living legend‘ against his own wishes. One group of his followers, the Ngunzists, spread his fame as the ‗God of the blacks‘ or ‗Christ of the blacks,‘ even while Kimbangu himself disavowed the role. Legends of Kimbangu‘s childhood, miracles, and prophetic visions began within his own generation (Vittorio Lanternari, Religions of the Oppressed: A Study of Modern Messianic Cults, 1965, pp. 25-26ff; G.C. Oosthuizen, Post-Christianity in Africa, 1968, p. 40; Marie-Louise Martin, Kimbangu: An African Prophet and His Church, 1976, pp. 73–75). Faith-healer William Marrion Branham [1909–1965], a phenomenally successful Pentecostal healer, was held in high esteem by legions of his followers, many of whom believed him to be Jesus Christ returned or even a new incarnation of God. He, however, did not teach such notions. In fact, once on a visit to such a group of devotees in Latin America he explicitly denied any such wild claims, but his followers reasoned that he was just testing their faith! (C. Douglas Weaver, The Healer-Prophet, William Marrion Branham: A Study of the Prophetic in American Pentecostalism, 1987, p. 156) Ed Sanders encountered a number of legends about Charlie Manson while researching his book The Family. On one particular bus trip in Death Valley, ―several miracles were alleged to have been performed by Charles Manson.‖ One story relates that ―Charlie levitated the bus over a creek crag‖ (The Family, 1972, p. 133). 38 JESUS IS DEAD So it seems that an interval of thirty or forty years could indeed accommodate the intrusion of legendary materials into the gospel tradition. I See Nothing, I Know Nothing Apologists do not argue only from dates and time intervals. They also appeal to the role of eyewitnesses in the gospel tradition. Montgomery, like McDowell and others, employs what he calls the ―external evidence‖ test: ―as to the authors and primary historical value of the Gospel accounts, confirmation comes from independent written sources.‖ He goes on to quote second-century bishops Papias and Irenaeus [c130–c200] to the effect that the gospels of Matthew and John were written by the disciples of those names, and that Mark was written from the preaching of Peter. But there is no reason to think so. Remember, Irenaeus also records how Jesus lived to the age of fifty to be crucified in the reign of Claudius Caesar! His source Papias also informs us how Judas Iscariot‘s head swelled up bigger than an ox-cart, and that he began urinating worms. Reliable sources? If the author of so-called Matthew had been an original disciple, why would he have merely expanded Mark, itself a gospel not written by an eyewitness, instead of basing it on his own recollections? Nor can we be sure Papias even refers to the books we call Matthew and Mark. What he says of the first would apply just as well to the Gospel According to the Hebrews. And what he says about Mark recording the preaching of Peter would fit the apocryphal Kerygmata Petrou better. But some apologists will accept a looser connection between the gospels and the eyewitnesses: the gospels, they say, are the result of a process of oral tradition. Some, like F. F. Bruce, actually seem to accept this idea; others, like Montgomery, seem only to be accepting this premise for the sake of argument. But in either case the objective is to show that the formation of any such oral or communal tradition was firmly under the control of eyewitnesses all the way, and thus did not admit of legendary embellishment. For example, F. F. Bruce writes: ―it can have been by no means so easy as some writers seem to think to 3. The Jesus Of History 39 invent words and deeds of Jesus in those early years, when so many of his disciples were about, who could remember what had and had not happened.‖ But what proof do we have that there were any disciples or apostles anywhere near the people who were writing gospels? It seems quite unlikely, given the fact that, even on the most conservative dating, the earliest gospel was written in the thick of the Jewish War, when Romans were devastating both Galilee and Jerusalem. The others would have been composed still later, after the war had carried off virtually all witnesses to Jesus. Bruce‘s idea is that the apostles and other eyewitnesses would have seen to it that the rank-and-file believers did not let their fancy run wild in creating stories and sayings of Jesus. It seems to me that this argument rests on a rather anachronistic picture of the apostles‘ activity. They are imagined as a team of fact-checkers, ranging over Palestine, sniffing out legends and clamping the lid on any they discover. If the apostles declined to leave their preaching to wait on tables, I doubt if they had time for this sort of thing either. (Strauss pointed this out long ago in The Life of Jesus Critically Examined, p. 74, but what modern apologist even thinks he needs to read Strauss?) Again, look at Sabbatai Sevi: we know that the chief apostle of his movement, Nathan of Gaza, repeatedly warned the faithful beforehand that the messiah would do no miracles. But, as we have seen, miracle stories gushed forth without abatement (Sabbatai Sevi, p. 252). Keep in mind the caution of Bollandist scholar Hippolyte Delehaye. He belongs to an order of specialists who study the many hagiographies of the Catholic tradition, and of these he is my no means uncritical. His comments directly apply to the saints‘ legends, but they seem equally appropriate to the study of the gospels. In discussing the sources and historicity of saints‘ legends, he remarks: The intellectual capacity of the multitude reveals itself on all sides as exceedingly limited, and it would be a mistake to assume that it usually submits itself to the influence of superior minds. On the contrary, the latter necessarily suffer loss from contact with the former, and it would be quite illogical to attribute a special value to a popular tradition because it had its origin amid surroundings in which persons 40 JESUS IS DEAD of solid merit were to be met with (The Legends of the Saints, 1961, pp. 16-17). F. F. Bruce and John Warwick Montgomery go on to add a negative version of the eyewitness argument: what about hostile eyewitnesses who could have called the Christians‘ bluff? ―Had there been any tendency to depart from the facts in any material respect, the possible presence of hostile witnesses in the audience would have served as a further corrective‖ (Bruce, The New Testament Documents: Are They Reliable?, 1972, p. 46). Bruce is not reckoning with the contagious fervor of apocalyptic movements; one hears what one wants to hear. In the case of Sabbatai Sevi, we know that ―hostile witnesses‖ tried to keep things under control but to no avail. The rabbis of Constantinople announced that during Sevi‘s stay there ―we have not beheld a single miracle or sign … only the noise of rumors and testimonies at second hand‖ (Sabbatai Sevi, p. 612). No one seemed to listen. Bruce also seems to forget how easily and thoroughly the early church suppressed and destroyed unwelcome ‗heretical‘ writings. If hostile eyewitnesses had recorded their protests, what are the chances we would have known it? In our own day we can find several parallel cases, none of which seem to accord with the apologists‘ claims about what would or would not have happened. You may recall the brief flurry of interest, during the great ‗cult‘ hysteria of the 70s and early 80s, over the young Guru Maharaj Ji. He was a rotund little Buddha of a man, a boy really, who had a notorious preference for Baskin-Robbins ice cream. As it happened, he also had a preference for his secretary and married her, much against the Old-World wishes of his mother. She promptly booted the young godling off the throne of the universe and replaced him with his drab older brother. What, one might ask, was the reaction of the membership to this train of events? On a visit to Berkeley a year or so later, I saw them still handing out literature featuring the boy-god‘s grinning visage. I asked how this as still possible and was told that they refused to believe the whole debacle had happened. All was the same as far as they were concerned. Or take the Rastafarians of Jamaica. They venerated Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie as God incarnate, despite 3. The Jesus Of History 41 his own puzzled reaction to this news. What became of their faith when the deposed emperor died? On a Sixty Minutes broadcast an intelligent-looking Jamaican journalist who was himself a Rastafarian, said he believed Haile Selassie was still alive, his supposed death a ―premature report‖ engendered by the unbelieving Western media. In all such cases we have to ask if ‗cognitive dissonance reduction‘ is involved. When one has so much at stake in a belief being true (―Lo, we have left everything to follow you‖ Mark 10:28), one simply cannot, psychologically speaking, afford to admit one was mistaken. Any fact may be denied or rationalized (Leon Festinger, Henry W. Riecken, and Stanley Schacter, When Prophecy Fails: A Social and Psychological Study of a Modern Group that Predicted the Destruction of the World). Finally one is impervious to the carping of ―hostile witnesses.‖ The eyewitness argument is dubious in yet another respect. Evidence shows that the proximity of eyewitnesses to the events does not even guarantee the factuality of their own enthusiastic reports. Turning again to the Sabbatian movement, we note Scholem‘s description: ―The transition from history to legend took place with extraordinary rapidity in what are practically eyewitness accounts. Already the earliest documents confuse dates and chronologies, and abound in legendary accounts of miracles‖ (Sabbatai Sevi, p. 215). William Peter Blatty‘s The Exorcist was supposed to be based on an actual case. Henry Ansgar Kelly, himself a Roman Catholic priest, interviewed the priest who had conducted the rite. He freely confessed that all the supernatural effects had been added by rumormongers and scriptwriters. More important for our purposes, the exorcist (himself obviously no Bultmannian skeptic, given his profession) admitted that ―he recognized a strong myth-making tendency even in himself. If he did not record the events of each session of exorcism as soon as possible after it occurred, he declared, he found the details changing in his mind, becoming more ‗impressive‘ ‖ (The Devil, Demonology and Witchcraft: the Development of Christian Belief in Evil Spirits, 1974, p. 95). Studies have shown that eyewitness testimony is often remarkably unreliable, most especially when it is testimony of a surprising and remarkable event. The witness will have 42 JESUS IS DEAD to reach for some familiar analogy or category (perhaps from myth or science fiction) in order to be able to comprehend the oddity at all. Psychologists have staged unusual events and then immediately interviewed the observers with wildly disparate — and one might add distinctly unharmonizable — results. And it may take only half an hour for recollections to begin to blur and metamorphose! After a series of experiments, Hall, McFeaters, and Loftus report that ―Whatever the source, additional information is acquired and is often readily integrated with original memory for the event. Thus, both pre- or post-event information has in fact altered the content of what is recalled … Once created, the new memory can be as real and as vivid to the person as a memory acquired as the result of ‗genuine‘ perception‖ (―Alterations in Recollections of Unusual and Unexpected Events,‖ Journal of Scientific Exploration. Vol. 1, Sampler, 1987, p. 2). For ―pre-event information‖ here we might read ―prior messianic expectations.‖ For ―post-event information‖ we might read ―the early Christian preaching.‖ In other words, memory altered in the light of the suggestions of faith. Far from supporting the apologists‘ position, the dynamics of eyewitness testimony would seem to point strongly in the direction of gospel-embellishment: the witnesses of Jesus saw a most remarkable man endowed with unusual gifts and proceeded to interpret him in categories drawn from Old Testament miracle tales and from Jewish apocalyptic and Hellenistic mythology. Once the gospel of a miracle-working savior began to be preached, it is no surprise if the eager memories of ―eyewitnesses‖ would begin to reflect that faith. What Would Jesus Say? Let us turn now to the related question of the tradition of the sayings of Jesus. Wouldn‘t special care have been taken to preserve Jesus‘ authentic sayings and to exclude bogus ones? Form critics suggest that sayings were created by the early Christians by the prophetic inspiration of the Spirit, and then were ascribed to Jesus. The idea is that it mattered little to them whether the saying came from the earthly or the exalted 3. The Jesus Of History 43 Lord. Conservatives reject this suggestion. F. F. Bruce is typical here: ―Indeed, the evidence is that the early Christians were careful to distinguish between sayings of Jesus and their own inferences or judgments. Paul, for example, when discussing the vexed questions of marriage and divorce in I Corinthians vii, is careful to make this distinction between his own advice on the subject and the Lord‘s decisive ruling: ‗I, not the Lord,‘ and again, ‗Not I, but the Lord‘ ‖ (New Testament Documents, p. 46). But surely one text (and the same one is invariably quoted when apologists argue this point) is not enough to indicate what the general practice was. Elsewhere Bruce himself recognizes the very ambiguity stressed by the form critics. Citing I Thessalonians 4:14–18, Bruce says ―We cannot be sure whether Paul is quoting a [word of Christ] which had come down to him in the tradition … or one which was communicated by the risen Lord through a prophet‖ (Paul and Jesus, 1974, p. 70). By ancient middle-eastern standards, it is not at all certain that faithful ‗ministers of the word‘ would never dare let a ‗phony‘ saying slip in. This might be the very thing they should do! Early Muslims handed down the hadith, or oral traditions of the Prophet Muhammad. How did they accomplish this? Robert D. Smith has this to say: Regarding the character of the transmitters of the traditions, especially during that vulnerable century when they were transmitted only by word of mouth and memory, two ancient Moslem authorities agree that ―a holy man is nowhere more inclined to lie than in the matter of traditions.‖ There are many venerated Moslems who actually are known to have succumbed to this temptation, some of them explicitly admitting that they did so. It is important to note, moreover, that in spite of the fact that these men were known as forgers, they were nevertheless revered as holy men because their lies were considered to be completely unobjectionable. It was a quasi-universal conviction that it was licit in the interest of encouraging virtue and submission to the law, to concoct and put into circulation sayings of the Prophet (Comparative Miracles, 1965, pp. 131-132). Jan Vansina, a major field anthropologist and an expert in oral tradition, in his book Oral Tradition as History, comments: 44 JESUS IS DEAD Historical truth is also a notion that is culture specific …. When G. Gossen reports that the Chamuleros (Maya Chiapas) believe that any coherent account about an event which has been retold several times is true the historian does not feel satisfied …. In many cultures truth is what is being faithfully repeated as content and has been certified as true by the ancestors. But sometimes truth does not include the notion that x and y really happened …. One cannot just assume that truth means faithful transmission of the content of a message. The historian must be on his guard; he cannot assume anything on this score, but must elucidate it for the culture he studies. (pp. 129-130) So much for the arguments used vainly by apologists to try to choke off gospel criticism at its source. Really they are all attempts to get evangelical students and seminarians to ―pay no attention to the man behind the curtain,‖ because if they do, things will get complicated. It will no longer be so easy to claim one is parroting the teaching of Jesus, no longer so easy to claim a ‗personal relationship‘ with a figure of history whose outlines are irreparably blurred in the mists of antiquity. The task of the apologist is a quixotic quest. The locomotive of New Testament research will not stop for such a suicidal cow astride the tracks. I invite you instead to hop on board at the next stop. And then you can join in the exciting task of sifting the gospel traditions, recognizing the innumerable gospel contradictions and anachronisms no longer as troublesome flies in the dogmatic ointment but rather as valuable clues and levers for unlocking the precious treasures of the texts. The Future Disguises Itself As the Past: The Origin of the Resurrection t is a commonplace in New Testament scholarship that the Messiahship of Jesus is strongly and clearly tied to his resurrection. Early preaching formulas preserved in Acts 2:36 and 13:33 as well as in Romans 1:3–4 are actually adoptionistic — having Jesus gain his Messiahship only as of the resurrection event. This would make Jesus a man who became God‘s ‗son‘ only in an honorary sense, hence ‗adopted‘ — albeit exalted to heavenly glory. Even where New Testament writers see Jesus as the Messiah already during his life, they preserve the resurrection-Messiahship link by their frequent citation of Psalm 110, an enthronement psalm. Equally clear is that Acts 3:19–21 preserves a tradition according to which the exalted Jesus was not yet the Messiah but only the Messiah-designate and would enter upon the Messianic office only at the Parousia (= apocalyptic Second Coming). Waiting in the Wings When we try to make sense of both of these early Christologies, here is what I think emerges: in view of the strong link between resurrection and Messianic enthronement, if Jesus was viewed as not yet the Messiah until the Parousia, then he equally must have been viewed as not yet resurrected until the Parousia! His resurrection was yet future and would coincide with that of all believers (as is said of the Messiah in 2 Esdras 7:29–32). I suspect that the earliest Christians venerated Jesus as a martyr whose soul was exalted to heaven after his death, who would someday rise, at the general resurrection, to return as the Messiah. Until then he stood before or beside the throne of I 46 JESUS IS DEAD Yahweh, even as Judas Maccabaeus had glimpsed the martyred high priest Onias III and Jeremiah pleading for Israel before Yahweh‘s throne (2 Maccabees 15:12–14). No doubt there were similar visions of the beatified martyr Jesus shortly after his death. At this stage of primitive Christian belief, Jesus was viewed as not yet enthroned as the Messiah, but only designated to be such at his return at the (soon-coming) end of the age. So argued the great New Testament scholar J. A. T. Robinson — Bishop of Woolwich and author of Honest to God (1963) in his 1956 essay ―The Most Primitive Christology of All?‖ (in his collection Twelve New Testament Essays). In Acts 3:19–21, Peter is made to describe Jesus not as Messiah but as Messiah-elect, Messiah designate, waiting for his investiture: ―Repent therefore, and turn again, that your sins may be blotted out, that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord, and that he may send the Christ appointed for you, Jesus, whom heaven must receive until the time for establishing all that God spoke by the mouth of his holy prophets from of old.‖ Accordingly, the martyr Stephen sees him standing before Jehovah as an exalted martyr — not sitting as the enthroned Messiah (Acts 7:55). These are fragments of early tradition preserved by Luke in new contexts. It is from this period that we get the image of Jesus interceding for his own before the divine throne. ―Consequently he is able for all time to save those who draw near to God through him, since he always lives to make intercession for them‖ (Hebrews 7:25. ―My little children, I am writing this to you so that you may not sin; but if any one does sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous‖ (1 John 2:1). ―Is it Christ Jesus, who died, yes, who was raised from the dead, who is at the right hand of God, who indeed intercedes for us?‖ (Romans 8:34). From this period also stems the cry Maranatha (―Our Lord, come!‖), which implies the plaintive longing for an absent Lord, not fellowship with a present, Risen One. Likewise, here we have the life-setting of Mark 2:20 (―The days will come, when the bridegroom is taken away from them, and then they will fast in that day.‖), a period of mourning for the absence of Jesus — instead of joyful celebration of his resurrection. 4. Origin Of The Resurrection 47 How did they move to the subsequent Christology whereby Jesus was already the resurrected Messiah? It is a case of Realized Eschatology (coping with the delay of the Parousia by reinterpreting it as somehow already having happened here and now). Many New Testament scholars believe that the Messianic interpretation of Jesus‘ earthly life and ministry was a reinterpretation prompted by the delay of the Parousia. As time went on, and there was no Messianic Coming of Jesus to experience, the gap was in some measure filled by the belief that he had already come as the Messiah. So the events of his earthly life were now in hindsight given new Messianic significance. Miracle-working became a messianic work, though this is unprecedented in Judaism. His death became the preordained death of the Messiah, though no Jew had ever heard of such a thing — including Jesus. I would carry this logic a significant step further. I suggest that the resurrection of Jesus itself was the first attempt to claim for the present (and recent past) a bit of the anticipated but ever-delayed Messianic glory. It was first believed that Jesus‘ resurrection, i.e., his return as the Messiah, would begin the general resurrection of the End. To close the widening gap in some measure, Christians came to believe that he had already risen as the avantgarde of the resurrection, and that finally the End was close at hand for sure. It was a prop for failing, increasingly disillusioned faith. Here is where I think the language of his resurrection as the ―first-fruits‖ of the eschatological (end-time) resurrection comes in. The idea was to forge a link between Jesus‘ resurrection as an event of the recent past and the general resurrection to come, so that one must shortly follow the other. Hold out just a little longer! Such a step is not only required to move my theory along toward its desired conclusion; it is quite possible and natural in the nature of the case. It is precisely the sort of thing that happens in moments of sectarian apocalyptic disappointment, as witness Festinger, Riecken, and Schachter, When Prophecy Fails, as in the cases of the Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah‘s Witnesses. When each staked all on an apocalyptic deadline, and that deadline passed, they had to reduce cognitive dissonance by reinterpreting the great event along private or 48 JESUS IS DEAD invisible or spiritualized lines — in short, some manner in which it might be said to have happened, yet without upheaving the external world (since in fact, alas, it didn‘t upheave the external world). What was to have been a matter of sight was now converted into a matter of faith. So it (must have) happened in the recent past — it was not noticed at the time, not until a vision or a reexamination (reinterpretation) of scripture suggested to disciples who were slow of heart to believe, that they had missed it while it was happening in a way they did not expect. If You Blink, You Might Miss It For narrative purposes, the only way to present the spiritualization of the desired fulfillment, to have it occur in a way no one would notice but for the eye of faith, is to have it so occur and be — missed. Logically, the moment one conceives the idea of an invisible fulfillment, the only way it can be realized is by the assumption that it has happened already; otherwise, if it only might happen invisibly, in the future, how will you ever know when it happens? In the nature of the case there can be no visible sign! So to bring the notion from the realm of speculative possibility to that of faith appropriation, you have no other option than to take it as having happened already. This is the only available, viable form of ‗facticity.‘ In precisely this way, I am suggesting, the disillusioned early Christians at some point comforted themselves with the ‗realization‘ that while they were waiting for Jesus to rise at the End-time resurrection as glorious Messiah, he had already done so! He already reigned (albeit from heaven, where he remained) as Messiah! Any further delay, then, was not a matter of such urgent concern. The main thing was already done. We have at least one actual historical example of such a transformation of future expectation into legendary past. In 1919, a Papua, New Guinea prophet named Evara came forward with the prophecy that very soon tribal ancestors would return aboard a ghostly freighter, the steamer of the dead. They would bring to their living descendants great troves 4. Origin Of The Resurrection 49 of Western goods like those enjoyed by the European colonizers and missionaries. It was the beginning of the ‗Vailala Madness,‘ as it came to be called — involving one of the most important of the famous Cargo Cults of Melanesia studied by Peter Worsley in his The Trumpet Shall Sound. After numerous false alarms and disappointments, the movement petered out in 1931. But the effects of the Vailala Madness did not cease with the end of organized activity. The memory lived on in the minds of the villagers, and, as time passed, legends grew up … In 1934, people still firmly maintained the ―belief that those first years of the Vailala Madness constituted a brief age of miracles.‖ [F. E. Williams, ―The Vailala Madness in Retrospect,‖ in Essays Presented to C. G. Seligman. London: Routledge & Kegan Paul, 1934, p. 373.] The things which had been prophesied in 1919 were believed in 1934 to have actually taken place. It was recounted how, in that wonder time, ―the ground shook and the trees swayed … flowers sprang up in a day, and the air was filled with their fragrance. The spirits of the dead came and went by night.‖ [ibid.] … The steamer of the dead, moreover, actually had appeared. People had seen the vessel‘s wash, heard the noise of her engines, the rattle of the anchor-chain, and the splashing of her dinghy being lowered into the water and of the oars; similar noises were heard as it disappeared without ever having actually been seen. Others remembered obscurely seeing her large red funnel and three masts, and many saw her lights … Clouds often obscured a proper view of the vessel, though the inhabitants of villages unaffected by the Madness had greater difficulty in seeing the vessel than the faithful. [Worsley, pp. 90–91]. I think it not unlikely that the repeated frustrations of the early Christians led to a similar retrojection of their resurrection hope into the recent past. But then how did they determine precisely when in the recent past the resurrection (must have) occurred? By seeking a scriptural prophesy! Hosea 6:2 (―After two days he will revive us; on the third day he will raise us up, that we may live before him‖) became 1 Corinthians 15:4 (―and that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures‖). By the time the resurrection of Jesus became a Christian belief, the tomb was a moot point. At first no one denied the 50 JESUS IS DEAD tomb was occupied. By this time the body was gone, lost to decay, and the emptiness of the tomb, entirely for natural reasons, was given new significance. Lengthening Shadow of the Cross What of the atoning death of Jesus? Following Sam K. Williams (Jesus‟ Death as Saving Event: the Background and Origin of a Concept, 1975) I think that it was only in connection with the Gentile Mission that his death was first seen as a sacrifice inaugurating a new covenant, not to supercede the original one for Jews, but rather to provide an atonement for Gentiles, a new covenant Yahweh was establishing with them alongside that with Jews. Just as according to 4 Maccabees (6:26–30; 17:21–22) Yahweh had deigned to accept the faithful martyr-deaths of Eleazer and the seven brothers as an atonement for Israel, so he was now imagined to accept the steadfast death of the martyr Jesus as an atonement for those who had for centuries stood outside the sacrificial system of Israel and whose sins had been piling up toward a terrible judgment, now mercifully averted. For Jewish believers in Jesus, Jesus was Messiah and soon-coming liberator; but for Gentiles he was an atoning savior, and by and large, Jewish Christians would have agreed Jesus was this — for Gentiles. The conception (already in 1 Corinthians) of the Eucharist as a sharing in the body and blood of Christ is a subsequent development in the Gentile Church on Hellenistic soil. I would further suggest that baptism in Christianity began not among the earliest Jewish Christians (the fanciful second-century 4. Origin Of The Resurrection 51 Book of Acts notwithstanding) but in the Hellenistic Jewish Christian mission to Gentiles. As it had been in Judaism, immersion was an initiation for proselytes — period. There was at first no reference to John the Baptist. In the tradition regarding him, in fact, we find a contrast between his mere water baptism and the Spirit baptism of the Coming One. This means that the Christian framers of this tradition did not baptize in water. Note that in the most Jewish of the Gospels, Matthew, the command is to baptize ―the nations‖ (‗Gentiles‘) — with nothing whatever said of the baptism of the Twelve or the Jewish Christians for whom they stand. All Paul says of baptism is said to Gentile converts, who of course would have been baptized. (He himself may have been baptized, but this may be an exceptional case, just as his disregard of the dietary Laws was a prerogative of his being a missionary who must adapt himself to the Gentiles. ―To those outside the Law I became as one outside the Law.‖) When he says in Galatians 3:28 that all who have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ, and that there is now no more distinction between Jew and Gentile, he needn‘t mean that both Jews and Gentiles were baptized, but only that once Gentiles are baptized, Gentiles are no longer considered different from Jews in the eyes of Yahweh. After all, couldn‘t the same thing have been said of purely Jewish proselyte baptism? On Hellenistic soil, however, baptism becomes far more than the original Jewish (then Jewish Christian) proselyte baptism. It rapidly takes on the contours of a Mystery cult initiation rite that confers salvation and a new nature by identifying the initiate with the fate of the Redeemed Redeemer, the dying and rising savior. It is at this point that Pauline ‗Christ-Mysticism‘ becomes possible. My guess is that no Palestinian Christian ever thought of such a thing. Even today, theology changes so rapidly that it is hard to keep up. One of the reasons it is hard to understand the earliest Christian beliefs, I think, is that they seemed to have changed even faster back then. We find them superimposed upon each other in the earliest documents, and in very thin layers hard to disengage from one another. But here is an attempt, however ham-fisted. Must Jesus Have Risen? have no desire to overturn Christian faith. However, as I learned in InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, we must be honest with the evidence of the texts and not seek to secure faith on the basis of inadequate reasoning. My study of the gospels has convinced me that, while anything remains possible, there is no compelling reason to call upon the supernatural to explain the origin of either the Christian faith or the belief in Jesus‘ resurrection. Mixed Signals What suggests to many of us that the gospel resurrection accounts contain legendary embellishment? For one thing, there are the contradictions between the stories. They include the problem of which and how many women visited the tomb, and at what hour. Was it Mary Magdalene alone (John 20:1), or was she with others (Luke 24:1)? Did she or they see the man (Mark 16:5) or angels or men (Luke 24:4) or angels (John 20:12) before (Luke 24:9; Matthew 28) or after (John 20:11–12) she or they had called on Peter and the others? Did the woman or women see Jesus at the tomb (Matthew 28:9–10; John 20:14) or not (Luke 24, Mark 16)? Was Jesus buried in a tomb that happened to be conveniently situated nearby (John 19:41–42), or in Joseph‘s own new tomb (Matthew 27:60) or just some unspecified tomb (Mark 15:46; Luke 23:53)? Did the risen Jesus (or his surrogate) tell his disciples to go to Galilee (Matthew 28:10; Mark 16:7) or to stay in Jerusalem (Luke 24:49)? And, if they were known facts, how on earth did the other gospel writers neglect to report what Matthew (28:2–4) tells of a shining angel swooping from the skies to roll the stone away, causing an earthquake and making posted guards faint dead away? You will have heard attempts to harmonize these contradictions, but any such attempt is an implicit admission that the burden of proof is on this supposed ‗evidence,‘ not on the one who doubts it. Harmonization means that, despite appearances, the texts still might be true, that is, if you treat them like jigsaw puzzle pieces. I 54 JESUS IS DEAD One sometimes hears that the various contradictions are minor points such as one would expect in various accounts of the same car accident. But this is a damaging assessment of eyewitness testimony, admitting its inaccuracy. And besides, the texts are not independent. We can easily trace how Matthew, Luke, and John have rewritten Mark‘s earlier account, using literary imagination to fill in his gaps and improve his story. Worse yet, the gospel accounts contradict an earlier conception of Jesus‘ resurrection found in 1 Corinthians 15. The chapter gives a bare list of names of some to whom Jesus appeared, but no real stories. However, it does go on to describe the resurrection body. Believers, it says, will one day have the same sort of immortal body. It will be a ―spiritual body‖ (v. 44) — not a corruptible, natural body such as we have now, a body of ―flesh and blood,‖ whose frail materials can never inherit the kingdom of God (v. 50). Thus the resurrected Jesus had no ―flesh and blood,‖ but had instead ―become a lifegiving spirit‖ (v. 45). The gospel Easter stories presuppose the exact opposite: in Luke 24:39, Jesus extends his hands and says, ―It is I myself. No spirit has flesh and bones as you see I have.‖ In all the gospel accounts, he has a body of flesh and even open wounds that may be touched. My point is this: if these stories embodied the historical memory of the risen Christ, how can the very different 1 Corinthians version ever have arisen? No one would speak in such dangerously equivocal terms like a ―spiritual body‖ if the prior tradition had been of a solid, fleshly resurrection. But if the ―spiritual body‖ version were the original, it is easy to see how a more concrete version would have arisen to replace it, in an attempt to fend off subjective Gnostic claims that made it hard to tell the difference between resurrection of the body and pagan-style immortality of the soul. Some try to harmonize 1 Corinthians 15 with the gospels by saying that, by a ―spiritual body,‖ Paul refers to a physical body that can walk through walls as in Luke 24 and John 20 — if that is what Jesus does. Luke probably has in mind miraculous teleporting, ‗rapturing,‘ which he also has happen with the unresurrected Philip in Acts 8:39–40. John may mean the same thing. At any rate, both stories simply have him appear. Neither says he walked through a closed door like Jacob Marley. Now 5. Must Jesus Have Risen? 55 that would be a spiritual body! But it‘s also just what Luke‘s risen Jesus says he is not, since he offers tangible flesh and bones for their inspection. Legends Are Nobody’s Fault If the Easter stories of the gospels are not memory reports, what are they? Hoaxes? Apologists scoff at this: how could a world religion with high ideals be the product of a hoax? Of course, this is exactly what they think is true of Mormonism, a world religion in its own right. But hoaxing is not the only alternative. The gospel resurrection accounts make complete and natural sense as pious legends. And such legends were quite common in the ancient world. Philosophers, kings, and other benefactors were often glorified by means of legend. Mythic heroes such as Hercules and Romulus were rewarded for their labors by apotheosis, being taken up into heaven and seated among the gods. Their ascension was in some cases supposedly seen by eyewitnesses or was at least evidenced by the entire absence of bodily remains. Not only were such legends circulating about mythic figures of the remote past; the same sort of tales were applied to historical and contemporary figures like Empedocles, Apollonius of Tyana, the Emperor Augustus, and the Cynic martyr Peregrinus. The fact that no one could find so much as one of his bones in the funeral pyre convinced men that Hercules had been raised to Olympus. Aristaeus, son of Apollo, had been taken into heaven because, like the Old Testament Enoch, he was no more to be seen. Aeneas was known to have joined the gods because after a battle no trace of him could be found, the same evidence that convinced Elijah‘s disciples that their master had been taken into heaven. Romulus, first king of Rome, had been seen rising into the firmament, confirmed later by no one being able to find a scrap of his flesh or his armor. In historical times, Empedocles got up from the table and did not return. His companions were unable to find him, and a heavenly voice explained he had ascended. Apollonius of Tyana entered a temple, the doors of which closed behind him, and heavenly voices sang, ―Come up hither!‖ He was never seen on earth again, with one exception: a young ‗Doubting Thomas‘ 56 JESUS IS DEAD stubbornly refused to believe in the immortality of the soul. He said to his fellow disciples, ―I, my friends, am completing the tenth month of praying to Apollonius to reveal to me the nature of the soul. But he is completely dead so as never to respond to my begging, nor will I believe he is not dead.‖ But on the fifth day after that they were busy with these things and he suddenly fell into a deep sleep right where he had been talking. He, as if insane, suddenly leaped to his feet and cried out, ―I believe you!‖ When those present asked him what was wrong, he said, ―Do you not see Apollonius the sage, how he stands here among us, listening to the argument and singing wonderful verses concerning the soul? He came to discuss with me alone concerning the things which I would not believe‖ (Life of Apollonius 8:31). Romulus, too, appeared to mourning Romans to reassure them, and to give a great commission for Roman might to conquer the world in his name. Verisimilarly I Say unto You Apologists like to point to the ―vivid detail‖ in the gospel Easter stories as proof of eyewitness authorship. Their favorite passage is John 20:3–8, where Peter and the Beloved Disciple visit the empty tomb. But does vividness occur only in nonfiction reporting? Compare the same story with another scene from the first-century BCE novel by Chariton, Chaireas and Callirhoe. A comatose girl has been prematurely buried, but then rescued by grave robbers who happen to discover her waking up. They abscond with her. Her fiancé visits the tomb the next morning. Chaireas was guarding and toward dawn he approached the tomb. When he came close, however, he found the stones moved away and the entrance open. He looked in and was shocked, seized by a great perplexity at what had happened. Rumor made an immediate report to the Syracusans about the miracle. All then ran to the tomb; no one dared to enter until Hermocrates ordered it. One was sent in, and he reported everything accurately. It seemed incredible — the dead girl was not there. [When Chaireas] searched the 5. Must Jesus Have Risen? 57 tomb he was able to find nothing. Many came in after him, disbelieving. Amazement seized everyone, and some said as they stood there: ―The shroud has been stripped off, this is the work of grave robbers; but where is the body?‖ (Chaireas and Callirhoe 3:3). I suggest that vivid descriptions of empty tombs, people hesitating to enter them and then noticing stripped-off grave clothes are not necessarily a mark of eyewitness testimony! Does anyone think the Lukan story of the Emmaus disciples (24:13–35) reads too much like vivid eyewitness reporting to be legendary? Compare it with a votive tablet posted in the healing shrine of the god Asclepius, son of Apollo, in Epidaurus, Greece, from the fourth century BCE: Sostrata of Pherae had a false pregnancy. In fear and trembling she came in a litter and slept here. [Asclepios was supposed to appear to the sleeping worshipper with a prescription.] But she had no dream and started for home again. Then, near Curni, she dreamt that a man, comely in appearance, fell in with her and her companions; when he learned about their bad luck he bade them set down the litter on which they were carrying Sostrata; then he cut open her belly, removed an enormous quantity of worms — two full basins; then he stitched up her belly and made the woman well. Then Asclepios revealed his presence and bade her to send thank-offerings for the cure to Epidauros (votive tablet 2.25). In both cases, disappointed pilgrims leave the holy city to return home and are met on the way by the Savior himself, unrecognized, who manifests the desired miracle after all, reveals himself and disappears! One is plainly legendary; why isn‘t the other? Halluci-Notions Apologists assure us that the resurrection appearances could not have been hallucinations. They claim that the apostles were too ―hard-headed‖ and ―prosaic‖ for this (J. N. D. Anderson, The Evidence for the Resurrection, 1974, p. 21). But just how ―hard-headed‖ would we call someone who left his family and livelihood to join a wandering exorcist? How ―prosaic‖ is a man 58 JESUS IS DEAD who exclaims, ―Lord, even the demons are subject to us in your name!‖ or ―Do you want us to call down fire from heaven to consume them?‖ J. N. D. Anderson contends that ―Hallucinations are highly individualistic because their source is the subconscious mind of the recipient. No two persons will experience exactly the same phenomena. But the crowd of five hundred [1 Corinthians 15] claimed to have experienced the same ‗hallucination,‘ at the same time and place‖ (Ibid). Of course, there is no evidence at all that 500 people even claimed to have experienced the same thing, let alone subjectively experienced the same thing. We have at best only a hear-say report. Even so, let us consider the phenomenon of group hallucination. Collective hallucinations, as a matter of fact, are a well-known phenomenon discussed, for instance, in G. N. M. Tyrell‘s Apparitions and D. H. Rawcliffe‘s The Psychology of the Occult. Here is an example from the seventeenth century messianic movement of Sabbatai Sevi, as Gershom Scholem describes it: The people of Smyrna saw miracles and heard prophecies, providing the best possible illustration of Renan‘s remark about the infectious character of visions. It is enough for one member of a group sharing the same beliefs to claim to have seen or heard a supernatural manifestation, and the others, too, will see or hear it. Hardly had the report arrived from Aleppo that Elijah had appeared in the Old Synagogue there, and Elijah walked the streets of Smyrna. Dozens, even hundreds, had seen him (Sabbatai Sevi: The Mystical Messiah, 1973, pp. 417, 446). In a group hallucination not all participants necessarily see the very same thing. All that is needed is for each individual, prompted to see a familiar person‘s image, sees it as he or she imagines it. There is no telepathic link whereby all literally share the same vision. 1 Corinthians 15 does not tell us, ―He was seen by more than five hundred brethren who all compared notes and found they had seen a man five feet, ten inches tall, wearing a white robe and a red cloak, hair parted in the middle, brown eyes, long beard, and nail-pierced hands, forearms at right angles to his body, and saying, ‗My peace I leave thee‘.‖ 5. Must Jesus Have Risen? 59 The most we may suppose — that is, if we are disposed to accept hearsay — is that they each saw what they took to be Jesus. In fact, one ancient Christian document, the Acts of Peter offers us exactly such simultaneous but non-matching visions of the risen Christ. Peter said to them, ―Tell us what you saw.‖ And they said, ―We saw an old man, who had such a presence as we cannot describe to you‖; but others said, ―We saw a growing lad‖; and others said, ―We saw a boy who gently touched our eyes, and so our eyes were opened.‖ So Peter praised the Lord, saying, ―God is greater than our thoughts, as we have learned from the aged widows, how they have seen the Lord in a variety of forms‖ (chapter 21). But were the disciples in the proper mental state to experience hallucinations? Evangelical theologian and apologist Clark Pinnock thinks not: ―all the factors favorable to the hallucination hypothesis are absent from the New Testament. The resurrection caught everyone off guard. The disciples were surprised and disbelieving for joy. They needed convincing themselves. Jesus did not come into an atmosphere of wishful thinking‖ (Set Forth Your Case, 1978, p. 97). Once again, this argument is vitiated by its simply taking for granted that the resurrection accounts must be factually accurate, as if the only dispute were over supernatural versus natural explanations of them. The factors favorable for hallucination just didn‘t happen to find their way into the composition. The resurrection caught everyone off guard exactly as the apparition of Banquo‘s ghost caught Macbeth off guard. Indeed, contrary to Pinnock‘s assertion, if the resurrection accounts are literary creations, the skepticism motif is quite natural, indeed inevitable. Skepticism is almost always a component of a miracle story. It is a literary device that serves to heighten narrative tension and so make the miracle all the more climactic when it finally happens, a victory against all odds. The temple of Asclepius contained all manner of fictitious testimonials of miracles, written as advertisements: One man whose fingers were paralyzed ―disbelieved in the healings and sneered at the inscriptions.‖ Yet in his mercy the god healed his hand, telling him that henceforth he should be called ―Incredulos‖ (Epidauros votive tablet 1.3). One-eyed Ambrosia of Athens came to the shrine, her mind full of doubts: ―as she 60 JESUS IS DEAD walked around the temple of healings, she mocked some things as incredible and impossible, that the lame and the blind could be healed at only seeing a dream.‖ But Asclepius healed her anyhow (1.4). Another man with an empty eye-socket came to be healed despite the skepticism of others, and the Savior gave him a brand new eye (1.9). In Philostratus‘ Life of Apollonius of Tyana 5:10, the sage identifies the cause of a plague as a poor blind beggar and tells the crowd to stone him. They are skeptical, but he persuades them, and what do you know? Under the heap of stones is a demon! Even so, the disciples‘ doubt depicted in the gospels is no proof of anything. It need be no more than simply a common literary device. Seedbed of Failure Another common argument is that only the resurrection of Jesus can explain the transformation of the disciples from a huddle of cringing cowards into a dynamic group of missionaries who turned the world upside down. Why didn‘t the Jesus movement die along with its founder? Without dwelling on the simple fact that we really know nothing at all about the disciples before their supposed transformation and no trace of them as ―missionaries who turned the world upside down‖ has ever been found, let‘s look briefly at some other cases of messianic disappointment. In the 1660s, Sabbatai Sevi predicted he would convert the Ottoman sultan to Judaism. But when the sultan threatened to kill him if he didn‘t convert to Islam, he did! I think it would have to be admitted that the apostasy of the messiah would be fully as bitter a pill to swallow as the crucifixion of the messiah! What happened? There was a rash of after-the-fact rationalizations (scripture predicted the apostasy; the apostasy was a redemptive event; the apostasy didn‘t really happen, it was a phantom event, etc.) But the movement did not evaporate. It continued on for generations and may not be extinct even today. As Scholem explains, the hard core of the movement simply had lived with messianic excitement too intensely and for too long for mere external events to budge them. 5. Must Jesus Have Risen? 61 The Millerite movement staked everything on the return of Christ occurring in 1843. Two different target dates fell through, but this did not spell the end of the Adventist faith. With a theological adjustment or two, the movement became what is known today as the Seventh-Day Adventist Church — still one of the fastest-growing missionary movements in the world. They simply decided that the anticipated judgment of Christ had been carried out in heaven, not on earth. Jehovah‘s Witnesses have used the same maneuver a number of times when their deadlines for the second coming have passed. They just decided that Christ had indeed commenced his messianic reign, only invisibly, from the heavens. How can the obvious disconfirmation of religious hopes matter so little to believers? Social psychologists Festinger, Riecken, and Schachter devoted their great book When Prophecy Fails to this question. It dealt with the plight of a UFO sect that predicted a space invasion on a certain date and had to face the embarrassment when it failed to materialize. They explained that their own zeal, though unheeded by the public, convinced the aliens to grant a reprieve — sure, that‘s the ticket! Festinger theorized that in all these cases, the recovery was a matter of cognitive dissonance reduction, the process whereby the mind makes any sacrifice necessary to reconcile clashing realities, either by forsaking the debunked belief or embracing even the most outrageous rationalization. When a group or individual has staked everything on a belief and it seems to be destroyed by the facts, any reinterpretation of the inconvenient facts will do. The will to believe, especially when reinforced by one‘s fellow believers, makes any explanation seem plausible, however foolish it may look to outsiders. In order to increase the plausibility of their threatened belief, the believers will engage in a new surge of proselytizing: the more people they can get to believe in it, the truer it will seem! Thus, a drastic disconfirmation of its claims may be just what a new religious movement needs to get off the ground! Empty Argument Much is made of the ‗empty tomb‘ argument. This argument is itself emptied of all force once we recognize the Markan 62 JESUS IS DEAD empty tomb story as simply another apotheosis legend. The tomb is just part of the requisite narrative furniture. We just don‘t know what may have been done with the body of Jesus. Acts 13:29, the Gospel of Peter, and Justin Martyr all attest an alternate version of the story in which the enemies of Jesus buried his body. For all we know, the disciples didn‘t know where the body had been buried. But what if the Sanhedrin knew? Why didn‘t they make short work of the resurrection preaching by producing the body? ―Here‘s your messiah!‖ One crucial detail always seems to escape apologists at this point. According to the New Testament itself, the apostles only began to preach the resurrection seven weeks after the crucifixion! What good would it have done to produce an unrecognizable rotten corpse? Lazarus, we are told, had already started to reek after a mere four days. Producing the body of Jesus would have been pointless. Maybe they did exhume it, for all the good it did! Could Jesus have risen from the dead? ―There are more things in heaven and on earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.‖ ―With God all things are possible.‖ But not everything is probable, and in this case there is certainly no need to invoke the supernatural. Christianity would look exactly the same, and the New Testament would read the same, even without a miraculous resurrection from the dead. Night of the Living Savior Resurrecting the Rationalists nyone who has heard or read the arguments of evangelical apologists knows how they argue for the resurrection within a particular exegetical framework. They all strive to show that no other explanation fits the data so well as the conclusion that Jesus rose from the dead. The Wrong Tomb Theory won‘t cut it. The Swoon Theory won‘t do it. Each naturalistic theory always fails to account adequately for some crucial item of gospel evidence. The Swoon Theory can‘t justify the mighty majesty with which the Risen Jesus revealed himself. The Theft of the Body Theory can‘t get past the Roman guards, and so on. The apologists, in case you hadn‘t noticed, argue as if everyone on all sides of the argument took for granted the inerrant accuracy of the gospel Easter stories. And, though sometimes their debate opponents get sucked into this trap, it seems a very odd and arbitrary assumption for apologists to make. Why do they make it? It is a tradition they have inherited from their forbears in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. And their forbears were arguing against a species of skeptic that scarcely exists any more, an endangered species called Protestant Rationalists. David Friedrich Strauss [1808–74] argued against them, too. And that is how he came to be ridiculing the Swoon Theory in the very terms I alluded to a moment ago. For the Swoon Theory was itself originally a piece of apologetics on behalf of the inerrant text as the Rationalists understood it! You see, the Rationalists had Deist leanings that inclined them to reject belief in miracles understood as violations of the order of nature — the God-given order of nature. Schleiermacher, the nineteenth-century ―father of Liberal theology,‖ was typical in his reasoning that it glorified God more to posit that he had preordained everything perfectly to begin with than to praise him for making mid-course corrections to get his favorites out of a jam, say, at the Red Sea. Protestant Rationalists, however, still held onto the literal accuracy of the biblical text wherever A 64 JESUS IS DEAD they could. They did not yet have a lively sense of myth and legend, much less biblical fiction. For them it was either ―hoax or history,‖ as it still is for evangelical apologists. Rationalist Christians argued against people like Hermann Samuel Reimarus [1694–1768] who did think the disciples of Jesus were money-grabbing con men, capitalizing on the reputation of their dead master. So the Protestant Rationalists saw it as their task to defend the Bible, albeit rejecting belief in supernatural intervention. This strange hybrid agenda led to all those gospel interpretations we now laugh at, for example, that Jesus was not walking on the water but only walking on stepping-stones. Or that Jesus was not really multiplying loaves and fish for the crowds, but that his hidden Essene buddies in the cave behind him were secretly passing him more loaves as fast as he needed them. Or that Jesus appeared alive on Easter because he had been taken down from the cross still alive. You see how that works? They weren‘t trying to debunk the resurrection narratives. No, they were trying to vindicate them as accurate! And they imagined they had done so by showing how Jesus could indeed have been crucified, entombed, and seen alive again without resorting to superstitious claims of miracles! The more traditional Protestant apologists, on the other hand, who still believed in miracles, the ones Strauss called the Orthodox, hated Rationalism and argued against its defenders precisely as premiere evangelical apologist William Lane Craig and his allies argue today. They had opponents who obliged them by taking for granted a large share of common ground: the inerrant accuracy of the gospel narratives. The orthodox apologists had pretty good luck arguing on those terms. But it is most important simply to grasp that these were the terms of the debate: a common and dogmatically derived belief in scriptural inerrancy. From there on in, it was basically a matter of competing interpretations, essentially no different from debates about the text between Calvinists, who thought scripture taught predestination, and Arminians, who read it as teaching free will. Contemporary apologists such as William Lane Craig and company do not seem to realize their imagined opponents, the old-time Rationalists, are dead and gone. The last one, by my 6. Night Of The Living Savior 65 reckoning, was Hugh J. Schonfield, author of The Passover Plot (1963). Genuine New Testament critics, of whom Strauss was one of the first, realize that the gospel Easter stories are mixtures of fertility myths, common Mediterranean legends, and midrashic fiction, that is, rewritten versions of Old Testament passages, especially from Daniel. One need not agonize over whether, for instance, Joseph of Arimathea would have been allowed to take custody of the corpse of a state criminal. No, it seems more realistic to ask whether he, as a fictive character, is more likely based on King Priam or on Joseph the Genesis patriarch. To argue as Craig and company do seems to genuine gospel scholars like arguing that Daphne must really have turned into a tree to escape the lust of Apollo because there are no alternative accounts of the origin of the laurel tree. It seems foolish to discount the Theft Theory by appeal to the Roman guards when they appear only in the late gospel Matthew and have patently been added as a bit of apologetics after the fact. It is a waste of time arguing that the disciples could not have hallucinated the appearances of Jesus because they were initially skeptical — once you realize that initial skepticism is merely a common literary device present in most miracle stories to highlight the greatness of the miracle. Naturally apologists stand to make a good showing if they can beguile skeptics into accepting the basic terms of their argument: that the gospels are accurate in all respects but the punch line. And from there it is no big step to arguing that the punch line must be accurate, too. We must not fall into that trap. We need to challenge the factual character of the story up to that point, as genuine gospel critics do. Slow of Heart to Believe All that the Prophets Have Said Once one removes the blinders of dogmatic literalism, the demand that the Bible record only history and that anything else would be a hoax, many new possibilities for understanding the text emerge as from a locked and guarded tomb. Friends of the Bible will welcome such an advent, while its hypocritical enemies will still try their best to keep the tomb secure, the prisoner suffocating inside. 66 JESUS IS DEAD What I want to suggest next is that fundamentalists are (perhaps willfully) missing certain, I think, blatant signals in the texts themselves that their authors did not even want us to take them literally. Let us begin with Mark and his striking ending (i.e., Mark 16:8 — the following verses having been tacked on by later scribes): a mysterious young man, perhaps an angel, tells the frightened women that Jesus is not in the tomb but has been raised. They are to report the news to the disciples, who must then go to Galilee to meet him. But the women do not say anything to anyone. On the face of it, such an ending appears to be an imposture trying to explain the late emergence of the empty tomb story, why no one had ever heard it before. But deeper than this lies the fundamental question of how Mark himself came to know of the story, assuming it really happened. If we say the women did at length break their silence, like the spiritualist Fox sisters eventually confessing their toe-tapping hoax, we are simply calling the text of Mark wrong and self-contradictory, since it does say, ―They said nothing to anyone, for they were afraid.‖ We have no right to read the text as if it said, ―They did tell someone finally, which is how I know.‖ From what we have to go on, the story as Mark told it, we have to assume he means the women never divulged their secret. And that means the whole thing is Mark‘s invention. The definitive silence of the women is his fiat as the omniscient author. In the same way, we might ask how Mark knew what Jesus said in prayer in the Garden of Gethsemane when Mark himself tells us explicitly that Jesus had excluded any hearers. And then we realize: he ‗knew‘ it because he made it up, like lines in a play. In short, literalists have long been missing an overt clue, which the author took no trouble to disguise, of the fictive character of the whole enterprise. So play-like, in fact, are the texts of the passion story that the JesusMyth advocate John MacKinnon Robertson [1856–1933] devoted a whole chapter of his treatise Pagan Christs: Studies in Comparative Hierology (1911) to what he called ―The Gospel mystery play.‖ According to Robertson, the Passion narratives are descriptions or transcripts of a play. That‘s how we know what it was the ladies never divulged — and what Jesus prayed while all the stenographers were sleeping! 6. Night Of The Living Savior 67 On to Matthew, and on to Galilee Matthew supplies the Galilee appearance Mark anticipated but blocked, causing us to envision the Risen Christ glancing repeatedly at his watch as he waits for the arrival of disciples who do not even know they are expected. Matthew decided to help the disciples make the appointment. In Matthew 28 they do arrive, and they receive Jesus‘ marching orders to go evangelize the world, teaching everyone to keep Jesus‘ commandments. The attentive reader will have observed that the original Twelve Disciples have already been told not to venture so far as Gentile or even Samaritan territory (Matthew 10:5). But these twelve are not in view in Matthew 28‘s ‗Great Commission‘ at all. And Jesus came and said to them, ―All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, to the close of the age.‖ No, that scene is a send-off to the Antiochene missionaries for whom Matthew has composed this gospel as a missionary catechism manual. Again, this is no wild-eyed theory, but a reading of Matthew now taken for granted by critical scholars. It is to these late-first, early-second-century preachers that Matthew vouchsafes the assurance that the Risen Christ will go with them on all their travels: ―And behold, I am with you always, even to the close of the age.‖ And that is the end of the gospel. There is no ascension, but also, of course, no sequel in which the Risen Jesus actually embarks with them on the road preaching. So what did Matthew mean in this send-off? Plainly, he intends the reader to understand that the literary depiction of the Risen One on the page fades imperceptibly into the readers‘ sense of being accompanied by the intangible Spirit of Christ though the coming years of evangelistic labor. As one often hears the view of radical New Testament scholar Rudolf Bultmann [1884–1976] summed up: ―Jesus rose into the kerygma‖ (kerygma is Greek for ‗preaching‘ and refers to the 68 JESUS IS DEAD evangelistic preaching of the early church). And there is just no reason to think Mathew meant the reader to think the scene happened one day, just like that. Minus an ascension, it would not even make any sense. … and Luke and John Luke offers another story he cannot have hoped his readers would take as a literal piece of history. I am thinking of the Emmaus narrative (Luke 24:13–35). Cut from the same cloth as countless Greek and Hebrew tales in which ordinary mortals entertain immortals unawares, this story is unmistakably a piece of Eucharistic liturgy. The central focus of the story is the moment when the Risen Jesus is recognized in the breaking of bread, whereupon he vanishes into thin air! Can anyone miss the symbolic significance of this episode? Is it not obvious that the point is that one may seek and find the Risen Lord in the Eucharistic breaking of the bread, albeit invisibly? I should think one would have to be as dull-witted as the disciples who misunderstood Jesus‘ warning about the leaven of the Pharisees as a complaint that they had omitted to bring sandwiches along in the boat! This means Luke simply cannot have intended us to take the story as literal history. He wrote as a creator and redactor of the sacred texts of his community. He knew, as the Rabbis knew, that his god had commanded the text of scripture to ―be fruitful and multiply,‖ not to fossilize. And one would have to say that the evangelist Luke admirably fulfilled his task as a ‖steward of the mysteries of God‖ (1 Corinthians 4:1). Finally, John, too, winks so blatantly to the reader of his resurrection narrative that we cannot imagine he thought we would take it as straight factual reporting. In John 20, Jesus has appeared alive to his disciples, minus Thomas, who was apparently out picking up the pizza at the time. Thomas feels he has been made the butt of a prank when he hears from the other ten that he has just missed Jesus dropping in from beyond the grave. But he, too, receives a visit from the Risen Lord only days later, to quiet his doubts. And as the now quiescent Thomas bows before his Lord, Jesus says, ostensibly to him, 6. Night Of The Living Savior 69 but manifestly to the reader, ―Do you believe because you have seen? Blessed are they who have not seen, and yet believe!‖ If this is not to be taken as an aside to the audience, there is no such device. And if it is a literary aside, then we are not dealing with historical reporting. We are not even supposed to be dealing with historical narrative. But, one might reply, is not the blessed assurance offered the reader negated if the reader is supposed to understand that the story is a fiction, that Thomas did not necessarily behold the Risen Christ after all? No, of course not. After all, what is the entire point? That it is better to believe without seeing for oneself. To that point it is utterly irrelevant what an ancient man may or may not have seen. The Name of the Game Is Riding the Grave-y Train So I have warned against getting snookered by the games of apologists who want to cast us as those Dead White Males known as the Protestant Rationalists. I have warned not to allow oneself to be maneuvered into and confined within their home stadium where gospel accuracy is taken for granted. And yet it may prove fun to join them in that game so long as one knows the rules. After all, it is very difficult in the space of a public debate to persuade a fundamentalist opponent and audience to abandon their precritical assumptions and to adopt the axioms of the Higher Criticism instead. It is a whole different world of discourse, and the transition is too great. So it may be tactically helpful to challenge the apologists on their own ground. And to this end, I would next like to call attention to four neglected features of the gospels, taken literally, that afford powerful ammunition to the skeptic, proving in the process that Shakespeare was right: the devil can indeed quote scripture to suit his purposes. We find the first and the second items in the same story, that of the visit of Mary Magdalene to the tomb in John chapter 20. ―She turned around and beholds Jesus standing there, and did not know that it was Jesus. Jesus says to her, ‗Woman, why are you weeping? Whom are you seeking?‘ Supposing him to be 70 JESUS IS DEAD the gardener, she says to him, ‗Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have laid him, and I will take him away‘. ‖ The second is like unto it. Look at Luke 24, the Emmaus story again. ―And it came about that, while they were conversing and discussing, Jesus himself approached and began traveling with them. But their eyes were prevented from recognizing him‖ (Luke 24:15–16). And if anyone cares for the spurious Markan Appendix (Mark 16:9–20), look at Mark 16:12, ―And after that, he appeared in a different form to two of them, while they were walking along on their way to the country.‖ The first point, which has certainly been noticed before, is the startling item that the Risen Jesus was not first recognized as such. This is enough by itself, I think, to sink the ship. As Schonfield argued, such details, multiply attested as we have seen, surely invite the conjecture that the individuals involved were not seeing Jesus at all but someone else altogether and only subsequently, grasping at straws, decided it must have been Jesus. It is an astonishing element for the evangelists to have left intact. Oh, you may offer theological harmonizations, such as that they failed to recognize him because he was beaten and bloodied by his recent ordeal to the point of disfigurement — but wouldn‘t that have made him all the more recognizable to those who had witnessed his Passion? More recently, one scholar has suggested, along somewhat similar lines, that Luke 24‘s Emmaus story is depicting two disciples meeting up, after Jesus‘ death, with one of the charismatic itinerants who spoke in the name of the Son of Man and expected to be heeded as Christ himself. ―Whoever hears you hears me,‖ Jesus had told his apostles, and did not Paul remind the Galatians that in happier days they had ―received me as an angel of God, as Jesus Christ himself‖ (Galatians 4:14)? In that case, it would not have been a case, strictly speaking, of ‗mistaken identity‘ as of theological ‗spiritual identification.‘ But either way, it wasn‘t an undead Jesus. As I say, I am far from the first to point this out, but I call attention to it because I think critics have made surprisingly little use of the motif, which just seems to me to rend the apologetic veil right down the middle. The second point is also familiar but unsung, and that is the possibility, again raised by the gospel itself, that the tomb 6. Night Of The Living Savior 71 of Jesus was empty not by anyone‘s devious design but simply because the stashing of the body in Joseph‘s tomb, intended, after all, for his own eventual use, was only temporary. It is depicted as entirely natural for Mary Magdalene to suppose the body has been taken elsewhere in the meantime. Why not? It might well have been disposed of, honorably or dishonorably, by some custodian unknown to the disciples. And that would be that. Again, I do not even think there were such scenes set at any empty tomb. But if one wants to play the apologists‘ game, this may be the best way to play it. Even on their own terms, they have a lot of explaining — too much explaining — to do. Our third gospel surprise occurs in Mark‘s story (6:14–19; 8:28) that the crowds (plus Herod Antipas) thought the miracle-working Jesus was none other than John the Baptist raised from the dead (not merely resuscitated temporarily, but eschatologically raised so that ―miraculous powers are at work in him‖). We might pause to note that this bit is enough to bring crashing down that specious argument upon which Church of England bishop and fundamentalist apologist N. T. Wright (The Resurrection of the Son of God, 2003) so heavily relies, namely that the notion of someone rising from the dead already in mundane history, before the general resurrection at the end of days, was unheard of in Jesus‘ milieu, so that Jesus must really have risen since no one had any precedent for expecting (or fabricating) it. But there it is. So much for N. T. Wrong. To unfold the implications a bit more, can we not imagine — if John the Baptist‘s fate so closely paralleled that of Jesus (both having been arrested and finally executed by a Roman or pro-Roman tyrant, despite the tyrant‘s initial reluctance) — that Jesus‘ disciples would have been led to expect him to rise as current rumor proclaimed John had arisen? If they had trod such a path of suffering in common, why not the sequel? Again, the very notion that many followed Jesus confident in their faith that they were witnessing resurrection appearances of the slain Baptizer seems to me a staggering notion! And so does the gospel admission that it was all a case of mistaken identity! The believers were wrong: it was the still-living Jesus, not a resurrected John, that they were seeing. Well, then, why were not those who swore to having seen a Risen Christ similarly mistaken? Maybe they were seeing Simon Magus, the 72 JESUS IS DEAD Samaritan mystagogue whom Acts 9:10 says was known as the ‗Great Power.‘ Early Christian apologists cast him as Peter‘s life-long rival and as the father of all heresy. Simon is said actually to have claimed he had previously appeared among the Jews as the Son. Or maybe what they saw was any of the vast number of self-deifying prophets the second-century critic of Christianity Celsus tells us were swarming over Palestine and Syria: I am God or God‘s Son or a divine Spirit. I have come, for the destruction of the world is imminent. And because of your misdeeds, O mankind, you are about to perish. But I will save you. Soon you will see me ascend with heavenly power. Blessed is he who now worships me! Upon all others I will cast eternal fire, on all cities and countries. And those who do not recognize that they are being punished will repent and groan in vain. But those who believe in me I will protect forever. (Origen, Contra Celsum VII, 9) Fourth and finally, there is the astonishing business in Matthew‘s Passion narrative about a mass resurrection of the local saints coinciding with the crucifixion of Jesus: ―and the tombs were opened; and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; and coming out of the tombs after his resurrection they entered the holy city and appeared to many‖ (Mathew 27:52–53). This strange Night of the Living Dead scenario has baffled scholars and embarrassed even apologists, some of whom have wanted to strike out the passage as a later interpolation, just to get it off the table. For it certainly extends the line of defense: how many empty tombs do you want to have to argue for? I judge it a clumsy piece of narrative theology, trying to illustrate Jesus‘ resurrection as ―the first fruits of them that sleep‖ (1 Corinthians 15:20), except that the Jerusalem saints are actually said to have been raised before Jesus, so maybe this does not work either! But suppose we take the text to reflect historical fact, at least to the point of admitting that people did report sightings of returned deceased loved ones, righteous old Uncle Ezekiel or pious old Aunt Naomi. The implication is dangerous for the apologist, for surely it would mean that the reports of Jesus‘ post-mortem reappearances were merely part of an epidemic 6. Night Of The Living Savior 73 wave of visions of the local well known dead that weekend in Jerusalem and its environs. This, I should think, would considerably lessen the evidential value of the resurrection sightings, making them very likely just one aspect of a local religious mass hysteria. So — are the gospel Easter stories even intended to be read as literal history? I doubt it very much, since the evangelists have seemingly left clues scattered around like colorful Easter eggs to tell us otherwise. But even if we take them as factual narratives, the stories seem to contain potent seeds of their own destruction — elements, some long-neglected, subverting the stories‘ own reports of Jesus rising from the dead. Was Jesus John the Baptist Raised From the Dead? here are several New Testament passages, which over the years have struck me as being pregnant with implications far beyond those scholars usually, reckon with. These texts seem to me to be held in check by the conventional ways in which we read the documents in which they occur. They are ―anomalous data‖ (Thomas S. Kuhn, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions) which somehow seem ‗left over‘ in the context of the paradigms which seem to make such excellent sense of the rest of the text, but which leave these odd verses cold. I sometimes wonder where the chips would fall if we were to start with one of these strange verses, rather than finding some contrived way of tying it up as a loose end after we find a place to put everything else. What follows is an attempt to give one pair of such passages, Mark 6:14–15 and 8:27–28, their full weight, their full voice. Bear with me, then, in an admittedly far-fetched thought-experiment, which is all I claim for what follows. Some Say … Mark 6:14–15 recounts a range of popular options for understanding Jesus: Herod Antipas, who has seen to the execution of John the Baptist, hears of Jesus‘ miracles as well as rumors that the miracle-worker is really Elijah, as some say, or perhaps some other returned biblical prophet, or maybe even a resurrected John the Baptist. The scene prepares the reader for 8:27–28, the confession of Peter at Caesarea Philippi, where the same menu of options is repeated. Jesus asks the disciples what opinions the crowds have concerning him, a request that shows at least that he had not been teaching his own Messiahship, or that he was God‘s Son. If he had, why would his identity still be such an open question as he assumes it still is? Again, some say Elijah, others another prophet, and still others the risen John the Baptist. What about the disciples themselves? Who do they T 76 JESUS IS DEAD understand Jesus to be? Peter answers, ―You are the Christ.‖ This scene is a major turning point in the gospel. It introduces the progress toward the Passion. But before we take it as a signpost and hasten to follow in the direction it indicates, we ought to pause to recognize the implicit Christological polemic contained in Jesus‘ question and the answers it elicits. No reader fails to grasp Mark‘s Christological point that whatever manner of messiah Jesus may be, he is not one whose ordained path circumvents the cross. Yes, of course, but there is more to it than this. The messianic path of Jesus is not contrasted merely with the cross-shunning sentiments of Peter‘s hero-worship. No, Mark has also opposed to Peter‘s ‗correct‘ Christological estimate (―You are the Christ‖ — accurate as far as it goes, though Matthew and Luke will expand it) a menu of options he means the reader to dismiss. Who do the crowds imagine Jesus to be? These opinions, reported second-hand by the disciples, are probably Christological opinions current in Mark‘s own day. There are individuals, parties, sects, communities of faith among Mark‘s contemporaries who view Jesus as the eschatological Elijah, anticipating someone else as messiah, or else in lieu of a messiah. Others see him as ―the Prophet Jesus,‖ while others make him the resurrected Baptist. The Gospel of Thomas, saying 13, retells the same story to serve its own purposes; Thomas substitutes competing Christologies current in his own milieu, namely the angel Christology familiar from various Jewish-Christian sources and the sage Christ-ology of the earliest stratum of the Q document, which seems to have viewed Jesus as a Cynic-type wise man like Diogenes, not as a martyred Son of God. My point is that there seem to have been actual groups of people who held these opinions about Jesus in the time the gospels were being written, and the gospels argue against them. One such belief was that Jesus was the resurrected John the Baptist. It is remarkable enough to know that some believed John had been resurrected; but what are the implications of an early belief that John rose from the dead — and then became known as Jesus? It ought to be mentioned that some see in this passage a reference to reincarnation: If some thought Jesus to be Elijah, 7. Was Jesus John The Baptist? 77 wouldn‘t that mean Elijah had been reincarnated, reborn as the infant Jesus and grown to manhood again? We have no need for that hypothesis. As many Jewish folklore anecdotes demonstrate, Jews believed that Elijah was frequently sent back from heaven to do a miraculous favor for this or that pious Jew. Remember, Elijah, according to 2 Kings 2, had not died but been taken up alive into heaven. Thus he could not have been reincarnated, because that belief entails the death of one body and the housing of the same soul in a new one. But Elijah was living bodily in the sky with God, and every once in a while he would return, just like his Muslim/Arab counterpart al-Qadr, the Evergreen One. Those who suggest some believed Jesus to be Elijah‘s reincarnation go on to say that, to make Jesus John risen from the dead would also imply Jesus was John‘s reincarnation, which would in turn imply John was an earlier figure than Jesus, not his contemporary. But none of these readjustments is necessary, especially since ―risen from the dead‖ is phraseology characteristic of Jewish apocalyptic doctrine, not later kabbalistic transmigration teaching. Jesus Before Easter? Some scholars have suggested that the apparent cleavage between the pre-Easter Jesus and the Risen Christ is an optical illusion in the sense that even before the Passion and Resurrection Jesus is already depicted thoroughly transformed by and into the Christological image of the church‘s faith. The sayings attributed to Jesus seem for the most part to have arisen within the early Christian communities to address the needs of those communities. It is not as if we have the historical Jesus up till the Passion, followed by the Christ of faith as of Easter morning. No, it is the voice of Christian wisdom and prophecy which speaks the sayings of the gospels. The situation of the canonical gospels is essentially no different from that of the Gnostic resurrection dialogues in this respect: all the teaching ascribed to Jesus is attributable to the early Christians, as Norman Perrin (e.g., What Is Redaction Criticism?, Fortress, 1969, 74–79) and James M. Robinson (―On the Gattung of Mark (and John),‖ in 78 JESUS IS DEAD David G. Buttrick, ed., Jesus and Man‟s Hope, Vol. I, Pittsburgh Theological Seminary, 1970, 51–98) make clear. My colleague Darrell J. Doughty even goes so far as to suggest that the whole of the Gospel of Mark‘s ―pre-Easter‖ period is in fact identical with the post-Easter period, the result of a circular structure whereby the meeting of the disciples with Jesus on the shore of Galilee in Mark 1:16–17 is the fulfillment of the words of the angel in Mark 16:7 that they should meet him there. If we are to take all this seriously, an obvious question presents itself: what of the original, historical, pre-Easter Jesus? He is not simply to be identified with the character of Jesus of Nazareth in the gospels. Has he been altogether lost from the gospel narrative then? Perhaps not. Let us for a brief moment think the unthinkable. Suppose the figure of the pre-Easter Jesus is to be found under the alias of ‗John the Baptist.‘ When we impose this outlandish paradigm onto the gospels, we get some interesting results. A number of things make new sense. Thy Kingdom Come First, let us consider the sequential progression from John‘s ministry of repentance and asceticism, from which Jesus‘ style notoriously differed. Historical Jesus scholars commonly say that Jesus discerned that some great corner had been turned. Something signaled that the anticipated kingdom had now arrived, and that fasting was no longer appropriate. And thus he broke with John‘s ministry of penitential preparation for the kingdom and began a ministry celebrating the kingdom‘s advent. Instead of fasting with the Pharisees (like John‘s disciples, Mark 2:18) he began feasting with the publicans. What could that momentous event have been? What could have signaled the shift of the eons? Nothing we see in the gospels, at least not on any straightforward or any traditional reading. Scholars just approach the texts taking for granted the Christological solution that, since Jesus was divine he knew the divine plan, so he happened to know the crucial page had been turned. 7. Was Jesus John The Baptist? 79 But suppose the transition was something quite specific, namely his own death and (supposed) resurrection. This would have signaled the disciples, not Jesus himself, that the corner had been turned. Had we listened to the great form-critical New Testament scholar Rudolf Bultmann, we would have remembered that the pericope must in any case refer to the practice of Christians, not that of Jesus himself, since the critics ask concerning their behavior, not his. Good Christian men, rejoice, With heart and soul and voice. He calls you one and calls you all To share his everlasting hall. He hath opened heaven‘s door, And man shall live forever more. Thus the difference between John‘s mournful, fasting disciples and Jesus‘ feasting disciples is that between the same group before and after the Passion Week. ‗John‘s‘ disciples are already fasting because the bridegroom has been taken away from them (Mark 2:19–20), but once he is restored unto them at the resurrection, they rejoice again. No more fasting. In a Looking Glass Darkly Mark 1:14 (―And after John had been delivered up, Jesus came into Galilee, preaching the gospel of God‖) has Jesus neatly replace John on the public stage, occasioning the popular opinion that Jesus‘ public advent signaled the miraculous return of John. Note the use of the Greek paradidomi, the same pregnant word used for the sacrificial delivering up of Jesus to death, whether by God (Romans 8:32) or by Judas Iscariot (Mark 3:19). Can the same ‗delivering up,‘ i.e., of the same man, be in view? To say that John was delivered up and that Jesus appeared in Galilee immediately afterward would be like saying that the historical Jesus was delivered up for our sins and that shortly thereafter the Christ of faith appeared on the scene. 80 JESUS IS DEAD Similarly, the Johannine statements (John 3:26, 4:1) about the baptism of Jesus eclipsing that of John would refer, on the present hypothesis, to the new situation after Easter, when the sect of the historical Jesus is being transformed, not without some resistance on the part of ‗doubting Thomases,‘ into the cult of the Risen Christ. ―Lord, teach us to pray as John taught his disciples‖ (Luke 11:1) means that a new prayer is needed for the time of fulfillment, which has dawned. Perhaps the old prayer contained the petition ―Thy kingdom come,‖ whereas the new replaced it with ―Send thy Spirit upon us and sanctify us‖ (as some manuscripts of Luke‘s version of the prayer at 11:2 still read) because the kingdom was believed now to have arrived. Scholars have remarked how, despite the strong difference between the religious styles of the two men, Jesus continues to identify himself with John, as when he counters the chief priests‘ question as to his authority by asking their estimate of John‘s authorization (Mark 11:28–30). What if the answer to the one is the answer also to the other — because Jesus and John are the same? The authority of the Christian preaching of the Risen One is as authoritative as one was willing to admit the ministry of the Baptist (i.e., his own earthly ministry) was. Of course the present narrative setting of the question and counter-question is anachronistic, as is most of the gospel material. We may suggest that the original context of the passage was in debate between post-Easter disciples of John (‗Jesus‘), believers in the Risen Baptist, on the one hand, and disciples of John who remained suspicious about this strange new proclamation on the other. What credentials did the new preaching have in its favor? The response? What credentials did the original ministry of the Baptist have? It was faith in either case, wasn‘t it? So too the taunts ―John came neither eating nor drinking, and you say, ‗He is a demoniac.‘ The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, ‗Look, a glutton and a drunk‘ ‖ (Matthew 11:16-19). Traditionally this is supposed to mean that people found a reason not to repent at the preaching of either man. John was too holier-than-thou for some, while Jesus seemed not to adhere to the parsimonious stereotype in the eyes of others. Finding an excuse to discount the messengers, that generation 7. Was Jesus John The Baptist? 81 evaded coming to grips with their common message. But is that really the most natural reading of the text? The ―damned if you do, damned if you don‘t‖ logic would fit best if the two styles characterized the same figure in successive phases. ―Okay, first I tried this and you wouldn‘t have it; so then I tried doing what you said, but you didn‘t like that either!‖ Twin Resurrections Note, too, the strange similarity between Mark‘s report that some believed Jesus was John raised from the dead, accounting for the miraculous powers at work in him, and the resurrection formula of Romans 1:3–4, which has Jesus designated Son of God by miraculous power by virtue of the resurrection of the dead! Note the parallel: Romans 1:4 Jesus Mark 6:14 John the Baptist Declared Son of God  by power Powers are at work in him.  by his resurrection from the dead He has been raised from the dead Perhaps this strange similarity denotes an even stranger identity, a dim recollection of the fact that Jesus was the same as John, that he had taken on the name/epithet Jesus — ‗savior‘ — only after the resurrection. Compare two archaic hymn-fragments, the Johannine prologue (John 1:1–7ff) and the Kenosis (divine self-emptying) hymn (Philippians 2:6–11). It is striking that the first text names no figure other than John the Baptist, and that in portentous theological terms: ―There came into being a man sent from God, named John.‖ As all recognize, the subsequent denigration of John as merely a witness to the light but most certainly not the light itself, is a theological correction akin to that found in Matthew 11:11b (―Of all those born of women no one has arisen greater than John the Baptist … yet, I tell you that the least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he‖). Bultmann saw that the Johannine prologue hymn must originally have been all about the Baptist, not Jesus. 82 JESUS IS DEAD Now look at Philippians 2:6–11: …who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied himself, taking the form of a servant, being born in the likeness of men. And being found in human form he humbled himself and became obedient unto death, even death on a cross. Therefore God has highly exalted him and bestowed on him the name which is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father. You will note that the redeemer figure is named only at the end, where we learn that he received the honorific name ‗Jesus‘ only upon his postmortem exaltation — something which radical Christ-Myth theorist PaulLouis Couchoud pointed out long ago (―The Historicity of Jesus: A Reply to Alfred Loisy,‖ Hibbert Journal, XXXVI, 2, 205–206). (Loisy was quite the radical New Testament scholar himself, but he stopped short of denying the existence of a historical Jesus. Note that according to the synthetic parallelism, ―at the name of Jesus every knee should bow‖ matches ―and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord‖ — implying that ―bowing the knee to‖ equals ―confessing the lordship of.‖ The object of both is ―Jesus.‖ This may seem to belabor the obvious except that it requires that the great name Yahweh gave him at the exaltation was not Kyrios (‗Lord‘) as harmonizing exegesis tells us, but rather Jesus. The hymn means to say not that a man already named Jesus was then given the title ‗Lord,‘ but that a hitherto-unnamed hero was then given the honorific name Jesus. Couchoud remarks, ―The God-man does not receive the name Jesus till after his crucifixion. That alone, in my judgment, is fatal to the historicity of Jesus.‖ Unless, of course, he had borne some other name previously, as Peter had formerly been called Simon. What had Jesus‟ name been previously? ―His name is John‖ (Luke 1:63). The identification of the pre-exaltation hero 7. Was Jesus John The Baptist? 83 as John the Baptist would satisfy the problem Couchoud left open — had the hero been nameless before his exaltation? Couchoud was implying that the earlier version of the bestowal of the name Jesus had the naming take place as part of the post-mortem exaltation of this figure. Only subsequently was the bestowal of the name associated with the earthly life of Jesus, namely at his conception (Matthew 1:21; Luke 1:31). We can easily fit Couchoud‘s hypothesis into the speculations of mainstream scholarship. The great Roman Catholic New Testament critic (who, it is safe to say, would have, in an earlier day, been excommunicated if not burnt at the stake!) Raymond E. Brown points out how ―The same combined ideas that early Christian preaching had once applied to the resurrection (i.e., a divine proclamation, the begetting of God‘s Son, the agency of the Holy Spirit), and which Mark had applied to the baptism, are now applied to the conception of Jesus in the words of an angel‘s message to Joseph and to Mary (respectively, in Matthew and in Luke). And once the conception of Jesus has become the Christological moment, the revelation of who Jesus is begins to be proclaimed to an audience who come and worship (the magi, the shepherds), while others react with hostility (Herod in Matthew; those who contradict the sign in Luke 2:34). And thus three infancy stories have become truly an infancy gospel‖ (The Birth of the Messiah, 31). Brown might have included the observation by Ernst Käsemann (one of Bultmann‘s star pupils) that the confessions of Jesus‘ identity by the demons are retrojections of the acclamations of those under the earth mentioned in Philippians 2:10–11. The retrojection of the same motif into the infancy story is, as Brown implies, the demonic persecution of the baby king by Herod the Great, who thus acknowledges the true Messiahship of his rival. The granting of the glorious savior-name Jesus is part of this package. It, too, would have found a place at the end of the savior‘s earthly life and been retrojected, along with the rest of the package, into the infancy. Once this happened, the identity of John and ‗Jesus‘ would have been severed and forever obscured. Luke contains completely parallel accounts of the miraculous nativity of both figures, so close that even ancient 84 JESUS IS DEAD scribes seem to have confused whether Zechariah was talking about the infant John or the infant Jesus (what is the reference to ―the horn of salvation in the house of David‖ doing in a hymn about the Levitical John the Baptist?), and equally whether it was Elizabeth or Mary who sings the Magnificat (some ancient manuscripts of Luke 1: 46 have ―And Elizabeth said,‖ while others read, ―And she said.‖). Splitting the Difference More telling still is the parallel between the martyrdoms of Jesus and John, for both are put to death by a strangely reluctant profane tyrant — Jesus by Pontius Pilate, and John by Herod Antipas. But wait a moment! As Loisy pointed out, Luke, like the Gospel of Peter, seems to have known a version of the Jesus martyrdom in which it was Herod Antipas who condemned Jesus to death! (He has harmonized it with Mark only with difficulty, having Antipas first desirous of killing Jesus, then acquitting him, but nonetheless remanding him to Pilate!) Perhaps this is because they were the same! How on earth could the single figure have been bifurcated? Simple: there remained a dour, penitential sect devoted to the martyred John that continued to anticipate the coming of the kingdom with (ascetic) observance (Luke 17:20), while another group of John‘s disciples came to believe he had been raised from the dead, as the firstfruits, ushering in the kingdom, albeit invisibly. These bestowed on John the title Yeshua‗ — Aramaic for ‗savior‘ — for he had saved his people from their sins. In time this became a name, just as ‗Iscariot‘ and ‗Peter‘ did, finally supplanting the original name — except among those who had never embraced the title and Christology of ‗Jesus.‘ Thus in time people began to imagine that John and Jesus had been two different contemporary figures, though the rivalry between them was vaguely recalled. On the basis of it, e.g., Mandaeans rejected Jesus as a false messiah, though they did not deem John, their prophet, the true messiah! (This honor they reserved for Enosh-Uthra, a heavenly angel.) On the other hand, the first Christians were those who wondered in their hearts whether John himself were perhaps the Christ (Luke 3:15) and decided he was. He was the Jesus, the Christ. 7. Was Jesus John The Baptist? 85 A notorious problem text in Acts is the introduction of Apollos, who is confusingly said to have preached accurately the things concerning Jesus, yet knowing only the baptism of John. Priscilla and Aquila then set him straight in some unspecified way (Acts 18:24–28). All sorts of reconstructions have been advanced, many of them making Apollos a kind of half-Christian. How could he have correctly understood Jesus and yet known only John‘s baptism, when the main point about Jesus, at least with respect to John, was that he superseded John and made his baptism superfluous? But what if Luke‘s source preserves the fossil recollection that to know accurately the things about Jesus was precisely to know the baptism of John, since ‗Jesus‘ was none other than the resurrected John? (I owe this suggestion to my colleague Arthur Dewey of the Jesus Seminar.) Narrative Mitosis Is the whole thing utterly implausible? If an historical analogy would help, recall the theory of the great nineteenth-century Tübingen University scholar F. C. Baur that Simon Magus, the mystagogue and magician who had bedazzled Samaria before Peter got there, was a bifurcated ‗evil twin‘ of the Apostle Paul. Simon Magus was at first a caricature of Paul understood as a usurping opponent of Simon Peter, a false pretender to apostleship who sought to purchase the recognition by the Pillars by means of the collection made among the Gentile churches (compare Acts 8:18–24 with Galatians 2:7–10). But on the contrary, when they saw that I had been entrusted with the gospel to the uncircumcised, just as Peter had been entrusted with the gospel to the circumcised (for he who worked through Peter for the mission to the circumcised worked through me also for the Gentiles), and when they perceived the grace that was given to me, James and Cephas and John, who were reputed to be pillars, gave to me and Barnabas the right hand of fellowship, that we should go to the Gentiles and they to the circumcised; only they would have us remember the poor, which very thing I was eager to do. (Galatians 2:7–10) 86 JESUS IS DEAD Now when Simon saw that the Spirit was given through the laying on of the apostles‘ hands, he offered them money, saying, ―Give me also this power, that any one on whom I lay my hands may receive the Holy Spirit.‖ But Peter said to him, ―Your silver perish with you, because you thought you could obtain the gift of God with money! You have neither part nor lot in this matter, for your heart is not right before God. Repent therefore of this wickedness of yours, and pray to the Lord that, if possible, the intent of your heart may be forgiven you. For I see that you are in the gall of bitterness and in the bond of iniquity.‖ And Simon answered, ―Pray for me to the Lord, that nothing of what you have said may come upon me.‖ (Acts 8:18–24) As time went by, Simon Magus was imagined to be a separate figure from Paul. Later anti-Paulinists no longer got the joke, so to speak, while the whole idea would have been lost on Paulinists from the start. Especially once Petrine and Pauline factions become Catholicized and harmonized with one another, the connection between Paul and Simon Magus was utterly severed, and the two separate characters were established. Suppose something similar happened in the case of Jesus and John the Baptist, only in this case neither one was a caricature. The Baptist was simply the remembered ‗historical Jesus,‘ while ‗Jesus the Christ‘ was John the Baptist believed resurrected and made both Jesus (i.e., ‗Savior‘) and Messiah. To translate the scenario envisioned here into more traditional terms, it is as if some admirers of the pre-Easter Jesus had later heard of a resurrected ‗Christ‘ and not known to connect this figure with their Jesus. They might have thought that this new Christos they heard so much about was someone entirely distinct from their late, lamented master Jesus. In fact, a development something like this did take place in the case of ‗Separationist‘ Gnostics who decided that the human Jesus had so tenuous a connection to the Christ that they might curse the former and bless the latter. 1 Corinthians 12:3 mentions such Jesuphobes: ―Therefore I want you to understand that no one speaking by the Spirit of God ever says ‗Jesus be cursed!‘ and no one can say ‗Jesus is Lord‘ except by the Holy Spirit.‖ In his Catena Fragmenta (a collection of his quotes from lost works of Origen), the third-century Alexandrian theologian Origen, 7. Was Jesus John The Baptist? 87 explained the reference: ―There is a certain sect which does not admit a convert unless he pronounces anathemas on Jesus,‖ namely the Ophites. (Today‘s equivalent might be, say, a faction of New Agers who were so zealous to stress that Judy Zebra Knight was merely the passive channeler for the Atlantean warlord Ramtha that they went off the deep end and cursed Judy so as more highly to exalt the far more important Ramtha. I know of no such group, but I sure wouldn‘t object to such a practice, and I don‘t even believe in Ramtha!) Needless to say, it would only have been once the single original character had been doubled, and the Risen Savior historicized, that Jesus could be read back into the pre-Easter history alongside John the Baptist, and once this happens we have the bizarre spectacle of Jesus appearing at John‘s baptism, only in another sense it is no longer so problematical: naturally he is there! Where else would he be? Matthew‘s version (3:14) puts the problem in its most acute form but also provides a hint of the solution. ―I need to be baptized by you! And do you come to me?‖ Most scholars think that the Fourth Gospel‘s depiction of Jesus having a baptismal ministry alongside John‘s is a piece of symbolic anachronism in which early Christian baptism is retrojected into the time of Jesus and John, as if to show the superiority of the Christian sect to John‘s. So far so good. What I am suggesting is that not only is the picture of Jesus baptizing alongside John an anachronistic retrojection; the whole idea of Jesus and John as distinct contemporaries is merely another facet of the same retrojection! The Fourth Gospel has Simon, Andrew, and the Beloved Disciple already disciples of John the Baptist before they become followers of Jesus. Do they abandon the first master to follow a new one? Not if the point is that they are following the same master before and after Easter. Even on the conventional reading we can well imagine Peter being called a disciple of Jesus before Easter and an apostle of Christ afterward, and we can just as easily imagine someone hearing both and imagining Peter had transferred allegiances somewhere along the line. 88 JESUS IS DEAD Shall We Look for Another? Finally, consider a passage from the Q Document, believed by most scholars to be the source of the material Matthew and Luke share with one another, but did not derive from Mark. The imprisoned John sends his messengers to ask Jesus whether he may not be the ―Coming One‖ John‘s preaching had anticipated (Matthew 11:2–6/Luke 7:18–20, 22–23). John‘s question (actually Jesus hears it from the disciples themselves) ―Or should we wait for another?‖ implies that the attribution of the question to John is secondary, just as in all the gospel pericopes wherein Jesus is asked why his disciples flout this or that pious custom (Mark 2:18, 24). As the form critic Rudolf Bultmann asked, why not ask Jesus why he fails to eat with hands washed (Mark 7:5), why he himself gleans on the Sabbath (Mark 2:24), if it is really Jesus himself who is in view? But it is not. He serves as a figurehead for his community, whose prerogatives are actually at stake. In just the same way it is not John‘s uncertainty of Jesus as the Coming One that this Q pericope presupposes, but rather that of his disciples, bereft following his martyrdom. Can they accept the Risen One preached by Christians as the return of their master? Albert Schweitzer [1875–1965] (The Mystery of the Kingdom of God) understood the same passage along somewhat similar lines in that he had Jesus and John applying the same eschatological role each to the other. The Baptist sends his messengers to ask whether Jesus may be the Coming One. Jesus sends the same messengers to John and tells the crowd that John is himself the Coming One, Elijah (Matthew 11:10/Luke 7:27). The scene can be read as a doublette: Jesus = John, so the two sendings of the Baptist disciples are the same. And these ―sent ones‖ are apostles bearing the tidings of the Coming One who has arrived: call him Jesus or call him John, it is all the same. Finally, if the case set forth here is judged plausible, it would provide the answer to a thorny question aimed at the Christ Myth Theory — nowadays dismissed out of hand by apologists and even some skeptics but still beloved by many freethinkers. It is easy to show that, at least in its most 7. Was Jesus John The Baptist? 89 famous form, the testimony of Josephus to Jesus is a Christian interpolation. I have argued (The Incredible Shrinking Son of Man, pp. 103-104) that Josephus‘ passage on John the Baptist is likely also an interpolation, partly because of the seemingly Christian anxiety in the passage to reinterpret John‘s baptism as a token of repentance and not as absolving sin in its own right, sacramentally. It seems unlikely Josephus would care about that, much less think his readers would. But the case is by no means as strong as it is for the Testimonium Flavianum, the Jesus passage. Let us grant for the sake of argument that the John passage in Josephus is authentic, and it thus secures John‘s existence as an historical character. Then we would have to ask, with the apologists, is it really likely that Jesus was not a historical figure but John the Baptist was? That is exactly the implication if John the Baptist was the original ‗Jesus,‘ and if the gospel Jesus is a figment of faith in the resurrected John. Only now it makes sense. That John should be a historical figure and Jesus a myth makes plenty of sense once you understand the relationship between the two figures as I have sketched it here. Much Learning Hath Driven Thee Mad What are we to conclude from this brief essay? That the historical Jesus was John the Baptist? We might consider it a possibility, though I doubt many readers will be able even to go so far as that. What most will conclude is that the author of this paper is perhaps a bit too clever for his own good, that all he has shown, whatever he may have intended, is that New Testament scholarship has become a game where, using various exegetical moves, certain arguments or types of arguments, reasoning in unanticipated directions from accepted axioms, one make a more or less plausible-sounding case for almost any notion. If the present chapter be deemed a bit of sophistry, then at least allow it to have demonstrated that virtually all exegetical scholarship is engaged in the same type of endeavor. It is all a matter of what test-paradigms, theoretical tools, and methodologies one will bring to bear on the texts. It is almost like dropping sticks on the open page of the I Ching and seeing 90 JESUS IS DEAD what oracle you can construe from the pithy but enigmatic signifiers ranged there. As Stanley Fish says (Is There a Text in This Class?), meaning is not so much what we receive from the text as it is what we read into it. Or, better, also à la Fish, meaning is determined by the ways we read the text. Or to borrow from Seymour Chatman (Story and Discourse), it is a matter both of the form of the content and of the content of the form. As to the former, what we seem to find in the texts will have been shaped by the type of tools, the grinding of the lenses we used to find that meaning. The form of the cookie that emerges from the exegetical oven will be determined by the shape of the cookie-cutter we use. As to the latter, the methodologies we choose to employ are themselves functions of certain assumptions as to how texts work, how they mean, and what sort of things they may tell us. In short, the New Testament texts are like a constantly shifting kaleidoscope, and the application of our methods is the twisting of the tube. The results may be quite spectacular, fascinating, intriguing, or entertaining. But the next twist will yield something else, and we may not judge it more ‗true‘ or ‗accurate‘ than the one before. None can carry any particular conviction. The history of the succession of regnant paradigms/theoretical frameworks in New Testament scholarship ought to have made that clear long before now. The Templars and the Tomb of Jesus The Teabing Hypothesis he Priory of Sion hoax was made popular twenty years ago through a long and tedious pseudo-documentary tome called Holy Blood, Holy Grail by Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh, and Henry Lincoln. It has been given new and much wider currency in these last days in the best-selling pages of Dan Brown‘s novel The Da Vinci Code. (Brown‘s scholarly character Lee Teabing is a scrambled version of the names of Baigent and Leigh.) But between these two books many others have appeared, each arguing a related and equally speculative case, all of them involving in some manner Jesus and the Knights Templar. All argue that the Templar Knights undertook a top-secret mission to retrieve the legendary treasure of Solomon‘s Temple and succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. Baigent, Leigh, and Lincoln say that, besides a hoard of gold, the Templars found a cache of documents telling the real story of the Holy Grail, i.e., the royal bloodline of Jesus. Possession of these moneys and of the highly volatile secret of Jesus and his queen Mary Magdalene enabled the Templars and Priory of Sion to bribe and blackmail their way to unchallenged prominence for centuries, all the while protecting the descendants of Jesus and Mary among the Merovingian dynasty. In turn, the Merovingian heirs, notably Crusader Godfrey de Bouillon, mindful of the messianic destiny implied in their very DNA, sought to regain their lost glory, finally establishing the short-lived Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem. Despite their indefatigable research, motivated no doubt by true scholarly zeal, these authors seem unacquainted with inductive historical method. They proceed instead, as they themselves recount the evolution of their hypothesis, more in a novelistic fashion, just like their recent disciple Dan Brown. That is, Baigent, Leigh, and Lincoln constantly connect the dots T 92 JESUS IS DEAD of data provided by medieval chronicles, etc., linking them with one speculation after another: ―What if A were really B?‖ ―What if B were really C?‖ ―It is not impossible that …‖ ―If so-and-so were the case, this would certainly explain that and that.‖ These are the flashes of imaginative inspiration that allow fiction writers like Dan Brown to trace out intriguing plots. It is essentially a creative enterprise, not one of historical reconstruction. It seems the authors of Holy Blood, Holy Grail concocted more than anything else a novel much like that of Brown, and, like him, they managed to convince themselves that it was really true. Admittedly, had the Templars discovered proof that Jesus and the Magdalene were husband and wife, messianic king and queen, and threatened to reveal it, this might account for their considerable clout. But what are the chances that this is the explanation? It is a shot in the dark, seeking to explain one unknown by a bigger one. We are familiar with this logic from tabloid theories that space aliens built the pyramids. Or that we may explain the Big Bang by positing that God lit the fuse. The Knights Who Say … Who were the Templar Knights? They were a monastic order, the Poor Knights of the Temple of Solomon, founded between 1110 and 1120. Their sworn duty was to protect Christian pilgrims on their way to and from Jerusalem. Over the years, as ascetic and admired religious groups tend to do, they acquired considerable fortunes and clout, eventually founding the practice of modern banking, as they used their vast funds to bail out the crowned heads of Europe. Finally, in 1308, Philip the Fair, King of France, subjected the Templars to a ruthless inquisition, stripping them of their moneys, the real object of his covetous lust. What was the pretext of the persecution? The Templars were declared the vilest of heretics. Were they? It is difficult to tell, precisely as in the case of the so-called witches persecuted in Europe. We can never know the degree to which tortured wretches eagerly signed any crazy-sounding confession shoved in front of them. As the witches confessed under duress to having sex with the devil himself, describing the great size and 8. Templars And The Tomb 93 unnatural coldness of his Satanic majesty‘s phallus, so did the beleaguered Templar Knights confess to blasphemies including the worship of a goatheaded demon statue called Baphomet and kissing its anus, as well as ritual homosexuality, trampling the cross, and eliciting oracles from a still-living severed head! Actually, ‗Baphomet‘ is — contra Baigent and company — almost surely an Old French spelling of ‗Mahomet‘ or ‗Muhammad.‘ This in turn means the accusations against the Templars reflect not actual Gnosticism or even diabolism, but garbled French beliefs about Islam. In just the same way, the medieval Song of Roland (verses 2580-2591) imagines Muslims as worshipping idols and devils including Mohammed, Termagant, and Apollo. The Templars became lionized in folklore and in esotericist belief as adepts who guarded heretical secret doctrines which they had discovered, perhaps in the form of rediscovered manuscripts, while resident in Jerusalem. Baigent, Leigh, Lincoln, and Brown, echoing groundless speculations of various nineteenth-century eccentrics (including Joseph Hammer, The Mystery of Baphomet Revealed), link the Templars with the French Cathars (or Albigensians) wiped out in the Albigensian Crusade — another Catholicbacked persecution — in 1209. These Cathars were Gnostics who had rediscovered or reinvented something like ancient Manichean Gnosticism. Legend claimed that during the Catholic siege of the Cathar mountain fortress of Montsalvat, a few Cathars escaped with the group‘s great treasure, perhaps the Grail itself. But any link between the Cathars and the Templars is, again, part of the latter-day syncretism of modern occultists trying to cobble together an appearance of antiquity for their own inventions. There is no basis in fact or evidence. Only dots to be connected. Such ‗historiography‘ too often amounts to the reasoning of protagonists in horror movies: ―But every legend has a basis in fact!‖ Not this one. It is rather simply part and parcel with the spurious lore of the Masons. And yet it is absolutely integral to the various Templar hypotheses. And this means the Templar castle is built on sinking sand. Our authors, both Baigent, Leigh, and Lincoln and their many followers, follow in the footsteps of conventional Mason-Templar pseudo-lore in 94 JESUS IS DEAD positing an underground stream of esoteric knowledge passed on, ultimately, from the ancient Gnostics and Essenes. And it has always been irresistible to speculate whether Jesus and/or John the Baptist may have been connected with the Essenes and/or Dead Sea Scrolls community. Teabing versus Thiering Another advocate of the Templar Jesus scenario, Laurence Gardner (Bloodline of the Holy Grail, 1996), cleverly appropriates the work of Dr. Barbara Thiering in order to gain new plausibility for this connection. Dr. Thiering has advanced a controversial theory about Jesus, which does happen to parallel two cardinal features of the Templar hypothesis. The first of these is that Jesus, a messiah-designate of the Qumran Essenes, did marry Mary Magdalene and beget an heir, also born to royal pretensions. The second is that Jesus survived crucifixion thanks to Essene allies. Neither of these suggestions is either new or intrinsically unlikely. Dr. Thiering is well aware of the need to buttress such claims with evidence, and she has provided it in the form of a complex body of work which subjects the gospels to the same sort of pesher (decoding) exegesis used by the Qumran scribes on their own scriptures. Her unique mastery of the textual, hermeneutical, and calendrical lore involved has left her a voice crying in the wilderness, as none of her critics so far seem to be in a position to evaluate her theories competently, either positively or negatively. Suffice it to say that Dr. Thiering‘s reconstruction of the cult-political connections of Jesus would come in very handy for the Templar hypothesis. But Dr. Thiering vociferously repudiates the connection, pointing out in some detail how Gardner selectively misrepresents her work, and then gratuitously extends it. If Gardner even understands why Thiering says what she does, he does not attempt to explain where he derives the rest of his ‗insights‘ on the connections between Jesus, Magdalene, and the Essenes. 8. Templars And The Tomb 95 Raccoon Revelations Similar themes are pursued in a 1996 work by Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince, The Templar Revelation: Secret Guardians of the True Identity of Christ. Baigent, Lincoln, and Leigh were led a merry chase by a group of spurious sources called the Priory Documents, or the Secret Dossier, a mass of nonsense concocted by a modern ultra-rightist political group who appropriated the name of the medieval Priory of Sion. Picknett and Prince are writing in the wake of these texts having been royally debunked, but the authors are largely undaunted. In the manner of all polemicists boxing with one arm tied behind them, they plead that bad evidence might as well be treated as good anyway. They argue cleverly, if not convincingly, that the (modern) Priory of Sion must be up to something to go all the trouble of faking those documents! They claim to have some sort of shocking information that could blow the lid off Christianity. So maybe they do! So there is a secret to hunt down after all! And so what if the Priory of Sion that exists today is not the same as the one that was connected to the Templars many centuries ago? There might still be some sort of underground connection — or something. The next step in the argument is to try to forge a link between the Templars and the Cathars. The authors have to content themselves (and, they hope, the reader) with the mere possibility that, given certain coincidences in time and place, and the circumstantial ‗evidence‘ of common interests, the Knights Templar might have been linked with the Cathars. These common interests include, paramountly, an interest in John the Baptist and Mary Magdalene. They start spreading out the push pins across the map and come to the conclusion that there was a significant overlap in France between Templar-related sites, centers of devotion to Mary Magdalene in local village churches, and the presence of Black Madonna statues, which some scholars hypothesize may have originally represented Isis or some synonymous pagan goddess. They will soon be drawing the net closed with the conclusion that the Templars worshipped Mary Magdalene as Isis and, along with the Alchemists (whom Picknett and Prince gratuitously interpret as Tantric sex-mystics), preserved the rites of 96 JESUS IS DEAD hieros gamos, the archaic nature-renewing intercourse ritual performed by the faithful in the roles of the god and goddess. But who was the Horny, ah, Horned God? That is still more complicated. A deep dive into the Time Tunnel takes Picknett and Prince back into the first century and Christian origins. Here they make clever use of the work of mainstream scholars like Burton L. Mack and C. H. Dodd (whom they persistently misspell as Dodds, unlike whoever compiled their bibliography), employing them as hammers to chip loose the New Testament from traditional Christian conceptions. They try to soften the reader up with the ideas that Galilee may not have been strictly Jewish, and that Jesus may not have been a Jew, nor John the Baptist for that matter. They invoke the Gnostic Nag Hammadi texts, discovered in Egypt in 1945, to show how early Christianity was much more diverse than scholars had traditionally supposed (a valid enough observation), and that it was likely Gnostic. Our authors maintain that Mary Magdalene corresponds to the Egyptian Isis in so many respects that Mary pretty much becomes the Christian version of Isis, with Jesus as her consort Osiris. The mythological parallels here are numerous and significant. Much of the discussion is derived from Barbara G. Walker‘s endlessly fascinating tome, The Women‟s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets. Though no longer taken seriously by mainstream scholars, even critical ones, the identification of Jesus with Osiris and of Mary Magdalene with Isis is, I think, a strong and finally even a persuasive theory. Most who have argued it, like Walker, understand that the natural implication is that Jesus as a dying-and-rising god, raised by his divine consort, is nonhistorical. If there was a historical Jesus, this myth was soon applied to him. That would be Bultmann‘s view, for instance. But, with Walker, Gilbert Murray, and others, we might go the whole way and understand Jesus and the Magdalene simply as a local variant of the old myth, and that they were eventually made into the fictitious Jesus and Mary Magdalene of the gospels. But this Picknett and Prince do not do. They insist on historicizing the myth. They believe that the historical Jesus and Mary Magdalene regarded themselves as somehow 8. Templars And The Tomb 97 being the incarnations of Osiris and Isis. This seems to me a fundamental misstep. Not only does it beget a reconstruction of the intentions of Jesus that is grotesque in its extravagance, it fundamentally misses a crucial feature of myths as Rene Girard (Violence and the Sacred: The Scapegoat) explains them. Girard knows that, e.g., the Oedipus myth does not record a genuine historical case of scapegoating, but that it is a sacred story embodying and presupposing the kind of thing that used to happen in the ancient world. Their historical Jesus is composed of equal parts of Hugh J. Schonfield‘s Jesus as ‗scheming messiah‘ (The Passover Plot) and Morton Smith‘s Jesus the Magician. From Schonfield they have learned that ‗Jesus the Nazorean‘ denoted not ‗Jesus from the town of Nazareth,‘ but rather ‗Jesus of the Nazorean sect,‘ and that ‗Nazoreans‘ meant ‗Keepers of the Secrets,‘ related to today‘s Mandaeans. This gives us a sectarian and Gnostic Jesus. From Schonfield they also derive the notion that Jesus did believe himself to be the Messiah, or at least planned to be accepted as such, orchestrating even his own crucifixion, which he planned to survive. From Smith, our authors borrow the notion that Jesus must have been a sorcerer. Not only is he depicted as driving out demons and healing with spit, mud, and imitative gestures, the stock in trade of magicians as described in Hellenistic Egyptian magic handbooks; he received his powers and divine sonship by the descent of a familiar spirit in the form of a bird, as the Egyptians did. Some early Christians, as well as Jewish and Gentile critics of Christianity regarded Jesus as a magician, and so Smith judges that he was. It is not an implausible position. Picknett and Prince add to the mix the belief of Talmudic Jews and of Celsus that Jesus learned magic in Egypt. They note, too, the occurrence of old Egyptian cosmology in the Coptic Gnostic texts like the Pistis Sophia, where the Gnostic revealer Jesus speaks of descending into Amente, the Egyptian netherworld. Add to this that the Egyptian Book of the Dead already contains the central Gnostic theme of preparing those about to die with the esoteric knowledge they will need to escape damnation, and you come up with a plausible case for Jesus and Christianity being not Jewish but Egyptian and magical 98 JESUS IS DEAD in origin. Other scholars have argued for an Egyptian Gnostic origin for Christianity, and though no longer fashionable, the theory is well worth considering seriously. The great (really, the only) merit of The Templar Revelation is to make some of these notions current again. What was Jesus‘ own personal mission? Picknett and Prince take seriously what the Talmud said about Jesus being crucified for attempting to introduce alien gods (a familiar charge aimed at Socrates, too). They believe Jesus was essentially an initiated priest of the Isis religion who had experienced orgasmic deification in a ritual of union with Mary Magdalene, a temple ‗prostitute‘ (what I like to call a priestitute). He felt it incumbent upon him to restore to Israel its original gods, the Egyptian pantheon, particularly the worship of Isis, whose local avatar Anath had long been worshipped in the Temple. To gain public support he had to prove himself (or pretend to be, the authors are not sure) the Davidic Messiah, a notion more familiar to them. Then, once in a position of power and respect, he would lead them to believe in himself as Osiris and in Mary as Isis. Blue Plate Special As if this brilliant but implausible scenario were not artificial enough, Picknett and Prince next set their sites on John the Baptist. They are eager to relate the theory of David Friedrich Strauss (though they trace it back no further than Emil Kraeling [b. 1892] and C. H. ‗Dodds‘ [1884–1973] who never claimed originality on the point) that John never endorsed Jesus, that Jesus had once been an apprentice with John, that Jesus withdrew and formed a rival sect, and that most of what the gospels say about John is Christian propaganda intended to co-opt the figurehead of a competing sect. So far, so good. They go farther and take seriously the reports of the Pseudo-Clementine Homilies 2:23–24 that Jesus was not the only famous disciple of John, but that his colleagues included Simon Magus and Dositheus the Samaritan. The Homilies tell how Simon was John‘s chosen successor, but that Dositheus usurped his position. Pinckett and Prince posit that Jesus, too, was part of the jockeying. They read the Jesus/John 8. Templars And The Tomb 99 split as particularly bitter and even suggest that Jesus had John killed! You see, Salome, a female disciple mentioned in the gospels, must have been the same as Salome the daughter of Herodias. (In fact, virtually every other woman one met in first-century Palestine was named Salome!) Neither woman especially wanted the Baptist dead. His imprisonment had done all the damage control that could be done for Herodias‘ reputation. No, it was Jesus who put her up to having his rival decapitated! Remember the strange passage (Mark 6:14–16) where, haunted by his guilty conscience, Herod hears of Jesus‘ miracles and fears it is the return of John the Baptist to haunt him? Our authors ask in what sense Jesus could have been imagined to be John ―raised from the dead‖ so that ―powers are at work in him.‖ And they adopt Morton Smith‘s theory (fanciful in my opinion) that Jesus was believed, à la current magical technique, to be channeling the powerful spirit of the deceased John. The power of a murdered man‘s soul was great, the magicians thought — especially if you possessed some relic of his corpse. Well, what do you suppose happened to John‘s head after the authorities granted the rest of the body to his disciples for burial (Mark 6:29)? Jesus must have procured it from his agent Salome and kept it for use as a magical talisman. What a coincidence, then, that the Templars were said to have possessed a severed head that spoke oracles to them! Guess who it must have been? The followers of John must have surmised or discovered what happened, and this would explain the inveterate hatred of the Mandaeans (descendants of the ancient sect of John, as Bultmann contended) for Jesus. In a revealing admission, Picknett and Prince confess that there is a millennium-long gap between the ancient sects of Jesus and John on the one hand and the (apparently interchangeable) Templars, Masons, Cathars, Leonardo, and Priory of Sion on the other. But their guess, obviously, is that all these groups learned and passed down the secret that our authors think they have pieced together. But why are they writing, so to speak, with bated breath? What‘s the big deal? The mere revelation of such an alternate account of Christian origins would have no real effect beyond 100 JESUS IS DEAD the pond-ripples of titillation among readers of sensational books like those we are discussing here. Why on earth would one more such dime-novel hypothesis shake the foundations of the church? Picknett and Prince suggest that maybe the Priory of Sion has some definitive proof like the skull of John the Baptist or the bones of Mary Magdalene. How such bio-trash would prove anything to anybody remains to be explained. What is the Vatican supposed to do? Check the dental records of the Baptist? Compare the DNA of the Magdalene? And as for the great gap, which is to say, the lack of any evidence of a historical transmission or dissemination of these ideas, can we offer a better explanation than The Templar Revelations? As it happens, we can. Ioan P. Couliano, in his book The Tree of Gnosis, argued how it is much less problematical to suggest that, since the human brain is much the same from generation to generation, from century to century, whenever it is faced with similar challenges and similar data, the brain of whatever century will produce the same range of solutions. Thus Gnosticism as a ‗theodicy‘ — finding a way to exculpate the deity for the existence of evil — can be expected to resurface, independently, again and again through the ages. We don‘t need to picture some cleric discovering some dusty old parchments and reading some blasphemous gospel, which then acts as a match to spark a rediscovery of Gnosticism. No, we can just count on the inventive mind to put the pieces together again and again. If the world is infested with evil, and if God is good, how can he have created this world? Faced with this difficulty, some minds will always come to posit: ―Perhaps it wasn‘t God who made the world! Maybe some disobedient subordinates did it!‖ Voilà — a Gnostic theodicy is reborn. The same is true when it comes to certain tantalizing biblical puzzles. Was something going on between Jesus and Mary Magdalene? You don‘t have to read the Gospel of Philip to suspect so. Martin Luther thought so. So did Garner Ted Armstrong, and numerous others, who apparently all came up with the idea from their own reading of the scriptures. Likewise, Pentecostal healer William Marrion Branham and the Rev. Sun Myung Moon both came up with the theory that Eve was sexually seduced and impregnated by the Serpent in 8. Templars And The Tomb 101 Eden. Neither knew of the other‘s interpretation, nor that some of the ancient rabbis thought the same thing. No, it is just that ―inquiring minds want to know,‖ and, given the same set of data, some of the same answers are going to come up again and again. So if the Cathars had doctrines similar to the Nag Hammadi texts, that hardly means they must have read them there. Not that it couldn‘t have happened! For instance, we know that Anan ben David in the twelfth century stumbled upon copies of some of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and from these he got some ideas for the Kara‘ite sect which he founded, an anti-rabbinic Jewish sect. But we can say so because there is surviving direct evidence. Picknett and Prince admit that this sort of direct evidence is lacking for their case. This is all immensely ingenious. But it is not ingenious in the manner of historical reconstruction. It is rather ingenious in the manner of Richard L. Tierney who, in his Sword-&-Sorcery tales of Simon of Gitta (a fictionalized Simon Magus, based on the old Paul Newman movie The Silver Chalice) weaves together neglected and anomalous details from the gospels and other early Christian literature with material from H. P. Lovecraft‘s Cthulhu Mythos and Robert E. Howard‘s fictive Hyborian Age. The correspondences are so striking as Tierney connects the dots that the result has a beguiling narrative seductiveness. Picknett and Prince are, alas, doing the same thing. They should have taken their research and made it into a novel. They didn‘t. Skeleton Key Another adjunct to the Templar Jesus canon is The Hiram Key: Pharaohs, Freemasons and the Discovery of the Secret Scrolls of Jesus (1997) by two Freemasons, Christopher Knight (which ought to be a pen name if it isn‘t!) and Robert Lomas. The first is an advertising executive, the second an electrical engineer. This book is crackpot scholarship, giving the impression of a hoax, though it is the authors who are the victims of it. Again, The Hiram Key reads much like a novel, the doughty researchers sharing each and every new astonishing discovery as their dreams came true and their hypotheses seemed to take palpable form in the air before them. No reader 102 JESUS IS DEAD of Dan Brown‘s Da Vinci Code can avoid seeing the similarity of adventuring authors Knight and Lomas to Brown‘s scholarly protagonist. But the real similarity is between Knight/Lomas and Brown himself. As with all these Look-what-we-discovered! books, what we are reading is something midway between a report of research and an adventure novel. One suspects that without the fictionalizing frame, the ‗revelations‘ of books like The Hiram Key would not sound nearly as impressive as they probably do to the unschooled readers who buy them. Knight and Lomas, as Masons and as inquisitive fellows, found that, no matter how superficial Freemasonry may appear, even to its members, there may yet be more to it than meets the eye. Like the earnest Catholic sitting in the pew who wonders why the priest races through the mass by rote, his mind obviously on other matters, Knight and Lomas began to wonder what some of the strange chants, not in English, were supposed to mean. Where did the Masonic names and stories come from? How far back did their traditions go? And they noticed how little inclined their brethren were to pursue such questions. So they embarked on a Grail-quest of their own. The trouble with the result is that, assuming there would be something substantial to find, they at length cooked up something substantial and claim to have found it. The subtitle of the book, promising rediscovered Nazorean scrolls containing the Q document, etc., is a perfect cameo of the whole. It is only a tease; our authors merely surmise that such a trove of texts resides within the vault of Roselyn Chapel in Scotland — exactly as Geraldo Rivera was so sure he had located the lost treasure of Al Capone in what tuned out to be an empty concrete bunker. In this exercise in Masonic apologetics, the authors go about as far back as one could hope to go to find the roots of anything: ancient Sumer and Akkad. They cannot help seeing Freemasonry prefigured in the sacred geometry of the Ziggurats, the artificial step pyramids the Babylonians erected on the plain of Shinar to simulate the mountaintop high places where, in their original mountainous homeland, they used to worship their gods. But then the Flood intervened, wiping away most of civilization. 8. Templars And The Tomb 103 Never fear, hardy Sumerians reestablished civilization elsewhere, including Egypt, where new Pyramids arose. In the Egyptian concept of Maat, which Knight and Lomas understand as implying a sure foundation of virtues balanced in an architectonic manner, they cannot help but see the central insight of today‘s Masonic moral catechism. This is nearly enough, our authors imagine, to claim direct succession from the mysteries of the Egyptian pharaohs. And this is a tendency observable throughout their work. They discover ―amazing parallels‖ to this or that piece of Masonic symbolism (e.g., the wide use in temples of two pillars, the Boaz and Jachin of Solomon‘s temple, prefigured in Sumer and Egypt) and jump to the conclusion that the Masons got it from ancient, arcane sources — when it was readily available in the Bible all the time. Knight and Lomas are like Dorothy, seeking Oz afar off when it was in her own back yard, when they embark on the quest for the true identity of Hiram Abif, the martyr hero of Masonic myth. They wind up identifying him with a minor Pharaoh, a client king of the interloping Hyksos dynasty, one Seqenenre Tao. They disdain the obvious truth that Hiram ―Abif,‖ pious architect of Solomon‘s temple must have been intended as King Hiram of Tyre, period. Hiram supplied the materials and plans for the temple according to the Bible, but Masonic ritual splits him into two Hirams so as to be able to kill one of them off as a Masonic martyr. Hiram of Tyre did not so die, so they had to make from him a second Hiram. Hiram Abif is like ‗Judas not Iscariot‘ (John 14:22), an artificial attempt to distance one version of the same character from another. Nor does it bother Knight and Lomas to derive Abif from the French word for ‗lost,‘ on the basis of which they go on to treat ‗Hiram Abif‘ as code for ‗lost king,‘ referring to the obscure Seqenenre Tao. The case made by Knight and Lomas reminds one of the modern theory of physics whereby what appears to be solid matter is actually mostly empty space with a mere scattering of material particles. Like Superman, our authors leap vast chasms of evidence in a single bound. As Bible Questionnaire radio host Walter Bjork used to say, ―Every theory has holes in it, but this one is practically all hole.‖ 104 JESUS IS DEAD But at crucial points Knight and Lomas try to fill in some of the holes, albeit with square pegs. There is a sleight-of-hand trick going on here, when, in order to find an Egyptian precedent for the Masonic initiation ritual whereby the novice is ritually ―slain‖ and raised from death, they posit an altogether unattested Egyptian coronation rite in which the new Pharaoh was united with the divine Horus by a ritual shamanistic death and flight through the netherworld and the stars to become divine. It is not as if Knight and Lomas have actually discovered a handy Egyptian rite that mirrors Freemasonry. No, they simply surmise that such a precedent would make sense — especially for their theory — and so it is henceforth a fact. According to a Masonic ritual, a delver in Solomon‘s temple during Zerubbabel‘s restoration spelunks his way into a cavernous pillared chamber where he discovers a lost scroll of the Law of Moses, the Ten Commandments. This seems most likely to be simply a garbled (or artfully rewritten) version of the ‗discovery‘ of the Book of the Covenant by the priest Hilkiah during renovations of the temple mentioned in 2 Kings 22:8–10. But in order to get their theory home, Knight and Lomas make the story refer instead to a hypothetical Templar discovery of early Christian (Nasorean) scrolls beneath the ruins of Herod‘s temple. And they feel sure this document trove must include the Q Document, even though they do not know what that is. They think Q underlies all fours gospels in the manner of the old Nazarene Gospel theory of Robert Graves and Joshua Podro (The Nazarene Gospel Restored, 1954). There is indeed some evidence that the Templars may have done some digging beneath the Dome of the Rock, perhaps to get to the rumored treasures of Solomon‘s ruined temple. It is sheer surmise, though certainly not absurd, to suppose that they found such wealth. But it is wild speculation to dogmatize that they discovered a library of early Christian scrolls there, too. What is the basis for Knight and Lomas‘s certainty that there were Jesus scrolls waiting to be found? There is a reference in the Testament of Moses, a pseudepigraphical work from the first century AD/CE where Moses commands his fellows to bury some scrolls beneath Mt. Moriah, the future site of Solomon‘s temple. Again, that is one major leap! What counts 8. Templars And The Tomb 105 as authentic evidence is apparently whatever advances the case of the authors. With modern critical scholarship, they dismiss most of the gospel ‗history‘ as fiction and legend (and they are right to do so), but when it comes in handy for their theory, they will pick up and dust off the most blatantly legendary biblical material. For instance, Abraham was an historical figure who, like many other Habiru/Hebrews, migrated from Ur to Canaan and into Egypt. Moses is equally real, down to the bloodiest details of genocidal warfare against the poor Canaanites, because the authors enjoy using him as a whipping boy to illustrate the contempt they plainly feel for Judaism and Christianity. They need him, too, as a link between Egypt and later Israel, as the channel through which their hypothetical secret ritual of kingly resurrection passed on closer and closer to the Templars. Their treatment of the supposedly historical Jesus is heavily influenced, it seems, by the work of Barbara Thiering, which reads the gospels as entirely symbolic of the career of Jesus as a member of the Qumran brotherhood of the Dead Sea Scrolls. When he raises someone from the dead, he is merely lifting the ban of excommunication. When he feeds the five thousand, he is giving the laymen access to the sacramental bread reserved for the priests. Oddly, they do not give Dr. Thiering a hint of credit. Of course whenever they do footnote any scholarly source, there are no page references. Knight and Lomas also endorse (no doubt to his acute chagrin) the fascinating work of Robert Eisenman, who argues very powerfully that the Qumran sect was the same as the Jewish-Christian ‗Nasorean‘ church of James the Just. Paul, as per Eisenman, was the rebellious heretic whom the Scrolls cryptically refer to as ―the Spouter of Lies.‖ Knight and Lomas combine elements of Thiering and Eisenman by making John the Baptist, Jesus, and James the Just, Jesus‘ brother, all Essenes, and thus into Freemasons, then positing a breach between Jesus and his brother James (as Thiering sees one between Jesus and John the Baptist) and a subsequent break between Jesus and Paul. Knight and Lomas believe John and Jesus played the role of priestly and royal messiahs while John lived. Once the Baptist died, James the Just took John‘s place, but not without 106 JESUS IS DEAD opposition from Jesus, who thought he deserved to occupy both posts. The Romans arrested them both, making the point moot. James? Arrested by Pilate? Yes, because he was also known as Jesus (a title denoting ‗savior‘) Barabbas (son of God, or literally ‗of the Father‘). So there were two Jesus Christs, and Pilate let one go. James went on, without opposition, to become the Teacher of Righteousness of the Dead Sea Scrolls. It is not that there is not something very intriguing about the occurrence of ‗Jesus son of Abba‘ alongside of ‗Jesus called Christ‘ in some manuscripts of Matthew 27:17, and whatever it may turn out to be will doubtless be something pretty strange. But must it be a pairing of Jesus and his brother as convict messiahs? Knight and Lomas have never heard of the cardinal principle of historical criticism: anything is possible, but what is probable? Too Many Cooks Paul they blame for creating a whole new religion, corrupting the Jewish nationalism and Essene Freemasonry. It was Paul who imported the ancient mythemes of the virgin birth and the dying and rising god (though it seems odd our authors would reject these, given the importance to their speculations of a ritual in which a king would die and rise and become the god Horus). They even credit Paul with the invention of the Trinity. There is a similar Gordian Knot of gross anachronism when it comes to the Emperor Constantine, whom Knight and Lomas pretty much reduce to the level of a clever Mafia thug. According to them, Constantine never sincerely embraced the Christian faith, being instead an adherent of Sol the Invincible Sun. In fact it seems more likely that not only was Constantine a believing Christian, but that he had been born and raised as such (see T. G. Elliott, The Christianity of Constantine the Great). He inherited the pontificate of the Sol cult as part and parcel of his duties as head of state. He did delay baptism till his deathbed, but that was only to avoid forfeiting salvation through post-baptismal slip-ups, a fear that haunted all Christians of the day. Theologically, the eager Christian emperor was like a bull in the china shop, intervening to settle the dispute over 8. Templars And The Tomb 107 whether Jesus Christ was fully divine (as Athanasius taught) or semi-divine (as per Arius). But Knight and Lomas make him a cynical advertising executive like Knight himself. For them, it is Constantine and the Greek Christians who paganized Christianity — or was it Paul? Our authors seem to be confused here. Part of the paganization, according to Knight and Lomas, was the addition to the Bible of the Deuterocanonical books including Tobit, Judith, Sirach, Esdras, Maccabees, etc., as if their presence in the canon makes much difference. Yet later on in the book, when the history of Judah Maccabee seems to come in handy as a way of connecting the dots between ancient Israel and the Templars, Knight and Lomas suddenly damn the editors of the King James Version for omitting the 1 and 2 Maccabees from the canon. But in fact the King James translators included the Apocrypha. It was Martin Luther who had previously caused these books to be bumped to a secondary status, though never suppressed, and the KJV was regularly printed with the Apocrypha until 1823. Before their adventure is over, Knight and Lomas — tirelessly exploring from library book to library book — undaunted by context, and as far as automobile day-trips would take them into the British countryside, have established to their own satisfaction that Templar Knights discovered America before Columbus, and that they got the name America from Mandaean scripture. They have ‗discovered‘ that the Turin Shroud (which the authors of The Templar Revelation ‗reveal‘ as a hoax self-portrait by Leonardo Da Vinci) is actually the bloody image of Templar chief Jacques de Molay! On a second visit to the Roselyn Chapel (a Templar and/or Masonic?) edifice, Knight and Lomas suddenly intuitively realize that the whole structure is a miniature model of Herod‘s temple (which may indeed be so) and that the lost Scrolls of Jesus are hidden within! That‘s how the Templars, then the Masons, knew about Hiram Abif and all the other important secrets of Masonic lore. How else, they dare us, to explain the similarities between Masonic rituals and certain elements of ancient religion? But in fact, ―there must be fifty ways …‖ The endeavor of Knight and Lomas is but a step away from the sort of psychic history writing at which the Austrian 108 JESUS IS DEAD esotericist and founder of anthroposophy Rudolf Steiner [1861–1925] was so adept: just reading the past from one‘s own subjective impressions. They do not know the difference between a hunch and a discovery, between coincidence and confirmation. They do not seem to take seriously the difference between the diachronic analysis of evidence and the synchronic analysis. This means that they in effect ignore the great historical depth of centuries and centuries separating the various bits of evidence from one another and treat them as if they were all contemporary with one another, like dots on a common flat map surface, to be connected according to whatever pattern seems to appear, like a child‘s puzzle. But it appears like a pattern from a Rorschach inkblot test. It is completely subjective. What Are They Now? A different spin on the whole matter of ancient Templar discoveries and the mystery of Rennes-le-Chateau comes from yet another pair of authors, Richard Andrews and Paul Schellenberger (The Tomb of God, 1996). Like most others in this genre, The Tomb of God concerns itself with the mystery of a nineteenth-century village priest named Bergier Sauniere who is said to have discovered four (or five) parchments within an old pillar while his church was being renovated. He eventually took these documents to Paris and had their cryptic Latin translated. Hitherto poor as a church mouse, the Abbé Sauniere returned home a very wealthy man. The speculations offered in most of these books is that the priest had found a treasure map and decoded it, unearthing a fabulous trove of golden treasure brought back from Jerusalem by the Knights Templar — or else he discovered documentation of some shocking truth he was able to use to blackmail the Roman Catholic Church. One of the first things he did with his newfound funds was to spruce up his church in hideous bad taste, including some possibly heretical, Rosicruciantilting decorations. Our various authors see in this detail a sure sign of the priest‘s occult sympathies. Another purchase was of copies of three paintings, traced down by Andrews and Schellenberger, which, as their 8. Templars And The Tomb 109 painstaking analysis demonstrates, embody complex Platonic-Pythagorean geometric forms. Andrews and Schellenberger next turn their attention to the parchments discovered by Sauniere. There is no pretense or claim that these Latin texts represent ancient scriptures or the like. No, they are of admittedly recent vintage and convey, to the knowing eye, a set of geometric and verbal puzzles referring back to the three paintings. Someone had cracked a code, and it turned out that all these enigmatic charts and hints were pieces of a map of the Languedoc area of southern France. Scrutiny of a fourteenth-century Templar map of Jerusalem disclosed the use of the same underlying geometric cipher, leading our researchers to the conclusion that the three eighteenth-century painters, some of whom are known to have had Hermetic or occultist connections anyway (such things were then quite chic), were in touch with an ancient geometric code, one of many bits of classical learning possibly rediscovered among the Arabs by the Templar Knights on their tour of duty in Jerusalem and its environs. The question for us, however, is what any of this has to do with the contention of the remainder of the book that the treasure to which these enigmatic clues lead is the tomb containing the earthly remains of Jesus. Andrews and Schellenberger guess (‗hypothesize‘ is too restrained a word) that either Jesus survived crucifixion and fled Palestine for less hostile territory, where he carried on his ministry; or, equally as likely as far as they are concerned, the Templars, in the course of their excavations, discovered the burial place of Jesus and decided to bring the holy relics back home to France. The authors fairly leap from one phase of their argument into the other, hoping their momentum will carry them the whole way. They mention folk legends of Southern France that place the tomb of Jesus there, but they give no documentation for this assertion. There certainly are ‗tombs of Jesus‘ available in Japan, in Kashmir, and perhaps other places, but where is the evidence for such a belief in the wine country? There is a statue of Jesus in the vicinity of the site (Cardou) to which the clues point. That need not mean much, though. Perhaps the most fascinating hint they produce concerns the decipherment of a motto appearing in one of the relevant 110 JESUS IS DEAD paintings, Poussin‘s Les Bergers d‟Arcadie (‗Shepherds of Arcadia‘), where we see, chiseled into the lintel of a tomb, the words ET IN ARCADIA EGO. The phrase, which figures significantly in Dan Brown‘s novel, is usually rendered something like, ‗I am present in Arcadia, too.‘ In this case, the sentiment is Kierkegaardian, a chill whiff reminding us that even in Paradise death intrudes. Actually, even this reading would comport with Andrews‘s and Schellenberger‘s theory, if one were to take the phrase as the words of Jesus, meaning, ‗Though risen in heaven, I am also buried in Arcadia.‘ But they are still more imaginative. If one reads the line as an anagram, it comes out: ARCAM DEI TANGO: ‗I touch the tomb of God‘ This would leave four letters left over: E, I, S, U, — reshuffled to form Iesu, or Jesus. One must take care never to dismiss a radical thesis simply because it is radical and would require a realignment of belief and assumption if accepted. And let it be said just as quickly that one of the possibilities raised in Andrews and Schellenberger‘s theory, that Jesus might have descended the cross alive and lived to tell the tale, is by no means fanciful. The contemporary historian Josephus tells us that it was possible for the loved ones of crucified criminals to bribe or otherwise arrange to have the crucified taken down before they expired. And the gospels certainly bear traces of an underlying version of events in which some such possibility is entertained, else why note Pilate‘s surprise that Jesus was dead so soon (Mark 15:44), implying perhaps that he was not? Why remark on Joseph of Arimathea‘s wealth (Matthew 27:57), unless this detail is meant to supply motivation for grave robbers who will find a reviving Jesus in an opulent tomb and free him? Why does John emphatically reject the notion, that some must have held, that Jesus ―went among the Greeks to teach the Greeks‖ (John 7:35)? No, none of that is impossible. Likewise, if the Templars had somehow identified the corpse of Jesus in Jerusalem, there would have been every reason for them to spirit it away to France — the same reason that early bishops had for exhuming the relics of popular martyrs from countryside shrines and bringing them into city churches. This enabled the bishops to co-opt the charismatic clout hitherto possessed by the shrines and their owners. It was the same 8. Templars And The Tomb 111 instinct that led the Jerusalem temple priests in King Josiah‘s day to close down the local hilltop shrines (―high places‖) and to restrict sacrifice to the temple, under their jurisdiction and to their profit. The Templars would have had every reason to bring the remains of Jesus with them especially if they feared the temple mount might fall once again, as it did, under the purview of the Muslims. But then, if one‘s goal in such a game of capture the flag is to take the high ground relic-wise, one trumpets the fact! The last thing to do is to keep it a secret. Then again, no Christian would have announced such a find, nor rejoiced in it initially. So then we are back, logically, to the blackmail trump card version of the theory. Sitting on the Secret The arbitrary speculativeness of the second portion of The Tomb of God is troublesome enough, but what really kills it is the ill-founded assumption that the Templars, or the Masons, or whoever, could have sat on this secret, holding it in store as a trump card to disprove the resurrection of Jesus Christ. It is easy for a modern writer to imagine such a thing, for it rings true as a piece of a good mystery novel. But if one actually thinks out the implications of any attempt to cash in on this, to spill the beans and topple the Catholic Church, it immediately becomes apparent that the whole endeavor would be wasted effort. Who would believe such an announcement? Whoever made it would be considered insane. And what hope could the keepers of the body have had of corroborating their claim? It is striking how the logic of this book mirrors that of fundamentalist apologists who argue that the tomb of Jesus must have been irrefutably empty; otherwise the Sanhedrin would have ―produced the body,‖ as apologists always like to say with a kind of Joe Friday self-assurance. Andrews and Schellenberger imagine that all the Templars would have to do in order to discredit Christian dogma is to ―produce the body,‖ even today, two millennia later, and it would smash Christian claims. In both cases, no one is taking seriously the absurd futility of trying to prove the identity of a moldering corpse after a very few days. 112 JESUS IS DEAD Andrews and Schellenberger try to lay a groundwork of religious history and theological warfare that would make sense of some Templar graverobbing scheme. They seem to know they must make it sound reasonable that Christians, even heretical ones, would have thought it a good idea to announce the discovery of the corpse of Jesus. In their view, possession of the dead body of Jesus would be the vindicating token of a suppressed kind of Christianity for which Jesus Christ was a simple human being, albeit a great one, whose teachings have been lost behind the stained-glass curtain of his divinity, a later and artificial corruption of the historical truth by the Roman Church. This is just one more version of an old reading of church history. The Anabaptists (the Radical Reformation sect from whom the Mennonites, Amish, Brethren, Hutterites, and others sprang) of Martin Luther‘s time centered their faith on the Synoptic Gospels (Matthew, Mark, and Luke) and their radical teachings to love one‘s enemy, turn the other cheek, give away possessions, etc. They were the pioneers of the separation of church and state and believed that Christianity experienced a ―Fall into sin‖ when it succumbed to Caesar‘s invitation to become the state religion. The institutional privilege thus given came with the price tag of ethical compromise and state control of the church and its beliefs. Adolf von Harnack (What Is Christianity?, 1901) in the early twentieth century renewed that theory, claiming that the historical Jesus taught a simple yet sublime gospel of the higher righteousness, the infinite value of the individual soul, and the loving Fatherhood of God and brotherhood of man. This, he said, was the religion of Jesus. But soon the institutional Church had replaced it with a sacrament-dispensing, superstitious religion about Jesus. Harnack and others implicated Paul as the ―second founder of Christianity.‖ So they placed the derailment of the faith even earlier than the Anabaptists had. Andrews and Schellenberger are closer to Harnack‘s version, only they take into account some (not enough) more recent New Testament scholarship, which yields a more complicated schematic of early Christian history. Our authors appeal to Barbara Thiering to understand Jesus as an Essene, and his faith therefore as a type of sectarian Judaism. Essenism 8. Templars And The Tomb 113 certainly embodied elite and restricted knowledge (lists of angelic names, for example, or battle plans for Armageddon), but Andrews and Schellenberger are too quick to identify Essenism with Gnosticism, which for them is pretty much equivalent to Rosicrucianism, a term they also (admittedly) use imprecisely as denoting ―esotericism.‖ From Jesus‘ ostensible sectarian Judaism they derive the tenet of his mere humanity as one who gained whatever divine favor he had by his own spiritual self-cultivation. Notions like Jesus‘ inherent divinity, his incarnation, virgin birth, and resurrection they dismiss as inventions by Paul intended to lift Jesus and his achievements beyond the capacity of mere human beings. The point was to reduce people to passive servitude to the institutional Church, which could declare them original sinners and forgive them on certain conditions of fealty and quiescence. If we were to excavate the site where Jesus‘ bones lie buried and expose his lack of resurrection, our authors claim with hushed tones, maybe it would not be too late to restore the sort of freethinking self-help faith that the real Jesus preached. But this is all hopeless confusion. It has been clear to critical New Testament scholars ever since Ferdinand Christian Baur [1792–1860] in the nineteenth century that the Pauline Epistles are among the most important roots of Gnosticism and that the Catholic Church represents a corruption of the Pauline faith with the Torah-piety of Judaism. Catholicism is seen by many as a declension from Paulinism, the emphases of which continued on primarily in the forms of Gnosticism and Marcionism. And while Gnosticism did encourage spiritual self-liberation and innovation, it certainly was not friendly to the simple humanity or mortality of Jesus. For them the human Jesus, if he even existed and was not some sort of a holographic phantom, was merely the unimportant channeler for the Christ-spirit who spoke through him. What Andrews and Schellenberger are really interested in, it sounds like, is the victory of Liberal Protestantism or Unitarianism, a vaguely religious philosophy that will happily quote the maxims of a human Jesus and will rejoice equally to be rid of dogmas that make of him an oppressive theological abstraction. The irony is: what a subtle and tortuous path one must trace, over geometrical chasms and around historical 114 JESUS IS DEAD mountains, to obtain the key to this supposedly commonsensical piety! Whose is the simple faith here? Blizzard of Bunk As we have already noted earlier, in the oldest and best manuscripts the Gospel of Mark ends quite abruptly — or so it has seemed to many readers both ancient and modern. The women visiting the tomb of Jesus find it empty of Jesus but nonetheless occupied by a young man posted, like a student in an empty classroom, left to tell any latecomers that class is canceled for the day, or that it as been moved. This attendant, perhaps an angel, tells them they have just missed Jesus but that they and the others can catch him in Galilee somewhere. The women are terrified, run away, and zip their lips. The end. Various scribes decided they would augment Mark and supply a longer ending. One of these, the so-called Longer Ending (Mark 16:9-20), familiar from the King James Version, reads like a slapdash combination of elements cribbed from the fuller Easter accounts of the other gospels. Well, when we read Peter Blake and Paul S. Blezard, The Arcadian Cipher: The Quest to Crack the Code of Christianity‟s Greatest Secret (2000), we may receive a similar impression. In many respects it appears to be a derivative digest of several of the books we have already discussed. In the Introduction, our authors confess the similarity between their work and that published four years earlier, by Andrews and Schellenberger (The Tomb of God, 1996), in that both depend very heavily upon the notion of a hidden geometric coding contained in several Renaissance paintings — in fact, most of the same ones. But they maintain their research had run parallel in ignorance of the other book. If that were true, the fact certainly would tend to reinforce the plausibility of the analysis of the art and the use of the Platonic geometry, for what it is worth. In fact, where Andrews and Schellenberger try the reader‘s patience with (admittedly necessary) explanations of their calculations, Blake and Blezard spend the time providing a much fuller background for the relevant painters and their sponsors. The result is that the whole idea of the coded maps and diagrams seems a good deal more plausible than in the 8. Templars And The Tomb 115 earlier book. In this one, we are shown how the individuals involved would have been interested in such esoteric matters. We are not left to infer, without much of a context, that they simply must have been. And with this we have reached the only strength of the book. Though Blake and Blezard are headed for pretty much the same destination as Andrews and Schellenberger, they are not destined to make it there by any more secure path, as we shall soon see. Even before we make it out of the art museum we find we are in trouble. Blake and Blezard leave off the geometry lesson and begin interpreting the imagery of the paintings. Here one may escape total subjectivity only if one is able to draw upon established conventions of symbolism, and the authors try to do that, but unsuccessfully. For instance, in decoding the Shepherds of Arcadia, a painting that figures largely in all these books, we are told that the bold colors of this and that figure should tip us off to each character‘s identity with this or that Egyptian god to whom the color was sacred. A shepherd sporting a laurel wreath, a red robe, and white sandals — well, he might be the god Shu, ―the representation of power of the godhead incarnate here on Earth in the form of man.‖ The color red ―has also been found to illustrate the presence of the Lord of Truth or the eye of Ra — in Christian terms a simulacrum of the Christ figure‖ (p. 34). Wait just a darn minute! Just because the guy‘s wearing red? This is word association, not interpretation of the author‘s intent. Likewise, a shoeless, bearded figure must be John the Baptist! ―Could it be that Poussin is trying to indicate a continuing relationship between Jesus the preacher and John, whose sacrifice made that ministry possible?‖ (p. 35). This book is heavily dependent, from this point on, upon the dreadful Templar Revelation, and from it Blake and Blezard have learned too many bad lessons. One of the worst is to plant bogus evidence for the conclusion one aims at reaching. Eventually, Blake and Blezard will be telling us that, as of the Transfiguration, Jesus became the vehicle for the spirit of the martyred Baptist. To pave the way for this notion, the authors need to make it appear that there was more of a connection between John and Jesus than appears on the surface of the gospels even when read at face value. So they smuggle already into the interpretation of the painting what they hope the 116 JESUS IS DEAD reader will take as a signal from Poussin that, yes, there was such a connection. But it is all a circle: it is only their belief in the spiritual possession of Jesus by John that even supplies the category they propose to use to interpret Poussin. Likewise, from Poussin‘s painting The Deluge, they arbitrarily peg one character, dragged ashore, as Jesus Christ, and another as Jesus‘ son! Why on earth should we imagine that Poussin could even have thought of such a creature? Simply because it would come in handy as a subtext, a kind of fictive sounding board built into the text. The reader is to recall it, perhaps dimly, so that when, later on, he or she gets to the ‗revelation‘ of a Jesus Junior, it will ring some sort of a bell: ―Yes, that seems to fit!‖ Our authors turn next to a pseudo-historical survey of the evolution of religion, ritual, and mythology, from Pharaonic Egypt, on through the Mandaeans, the Kabbalah, etc. Most of this has been cribbed from The Templar Revelation and has the same problems. But the upshot is a Gnostic Jesus who learned both his religion and his magical techniques in Egypt. Celsus, the second-century Platonist critic of Christianity, it seems, is to be taken at his word, while the New Testament gospels are dismissed as disinformation except in the supposedly numerous places in which they make Jesus sound Gnostic. And as to this, no passages are specified. At this point the whole thing goes to hell. Blake and Blezard think Joseph of Arimathea and Flavius Josephus the historian were the same person (p. 115). They have Herod Antipas thinking that he owed his defeat by Aretas IV (misspelled here) to his execution of John the Baptist (p. 110), though in fact it is Josephus who makes this connection in his Jewish War. They have Herodias formerly married to Herod Philip, when it was actually his brother Herod (not Philip as Mark thinks). They assert that the Essenes wrote the Nag Hammadi texts (p. 37) and that the Koran depicts Jesus as crucified but surviving it, then going on to teach in the Far East (p. 141–142). The Koran is innocent of such notions, which the authors have instead read in the apologetics of the Ahmaddiya sect (pp. 143–144) and misattributed to scripture. From the apocryphal Acts of Pilate Blake and Blezard derive the ‗fact‘ that, as Jesus was marched into Pilate‘s presence, the Roman standards dipped in reverence 8. Templars And The Tomb 117 to him. They treat medieval Grail romances describing Joseph of Arimathea‘s travels to Glastonbury as historical fact. Yes, it seems as if everything but the gospels is to be believed! According to Blake and Blezard, Jesus‟ legs remained unbroken on the cross despite the approach of the Sabbath because the Sanhedrin had forbidden that he receive this act of mercy (p. 122), which would have put him out of his misery. This is not put forth as some new revelation or reconstruction; they have just forgotten what the text of John 19:31–33 said and did not bother checking. The authors imagine that all three Synoptic gospels mention the ascension, though of course only Luke does. They imagine that Tatian‘s combination of all four gospels, the Diatessaron, was called the Detesteron. They attribute spurious quotations to Jesus: ―John the Baptist was … the man who, in Jesus‘ own words, ‗paved the way for my coming‘ ‖ (p. 124). When there are no facts to be skewed and misrepresented, Blake and Blezard just make them up. Speaking of Herod Antipas‘ ultimate exile to Gaul, the authors affirm, ―although Herod had been banished from his homeland and stripped of all his Roman offices of state, his position as the titular King of the Jews was still respected enough for him to be allowed to take with him into exile the treasures of the Temple. These included … the remains of the head of John the Baptist‖ (p. 129). Not only is this speculation impossibly far-fetched, it passes over the fact that Herod Antipas conspicuously lacked the title ‗King of the Jews‘ (he was a mere tetrarch). Consider moreover the absurdity of Herod keeping the head of the Baptist as a souvenir (pp. 129–130) and yet imagining that sightings of Jesus performing miracles were actually resurrection appearances of John the Baptist (Mark 6:14): did he picture the miracle-worker lurching around as a headless, resuscitated corpse, as in the movie Re-Animator? Blake and Blezard think Jesus was John the Baptist raised from death, but only in the sense that the latter‘s spirit indwelt the former. But they themselves note the fact that Jesus told the disciples who accompanied him during the Transfiguration to tell no one about it (p. 124), so Herod Antipas cannot have been privy to such an incorporeal understanding of resurrection. 118 JESUS IS DEAD Blake and Blezard follow most of the other books in their genre by positing the final voyage of Mary Magdalene, as Jesus‘ pregnant wife, to Marseilles. Yes, yes, it‘s all based on a bunch of fanciful medieval legends the like of which no one would think of crediting unless they were looking pretty hard for evidence, but maybe in this case it‘s true. Why? ‖The validity of the legends and the claims for each in the wide range of localities in which they are based is both highly questionable and unverifiable. However, there are some places where the sheer number of claims and connections, coupled with the passion with which they are still held, leads one to think that there may be more to these stories than pure fabrication or desire to outdo neighboring parishes or areas‖ (p. 133). All this means is that our two researchers have ‗gone native,‘ becoming swept up in the local superstitions. It is like arguing that Martians actually invaded the earth because so many people heard the Orson Wells ―War of the Words‖ broadcast and believed it was true. The new wrinkle in this book is the suggestion that Jesus accompanied Mary Magdalene to Gaul. (―They look just like two gurus in drag.‖) Why are there not even any legends that suggest this? Well, Jesus‘ need to travel incognito was more pressing than Mary‘s (Crucified twice, shame on me!), so he managed a successful legends blackout. What perfect circularity! We posit a fact for which there is no evidence, and then we explain why there is no evidence, but then we must explain why we are thus left standing in midair. But, alas, even if there was a rabbit there, if it has covered up its tracks so perfectly, the rabbit would seem to have won! We no longer have any reason to suppose it was there in the first place. Finally, when Blake applied to maps of the Languedoc region the three pentagrams abstracted from paintings, plus a star chart of Orion‘s Belt (seeing that Orion was depicted on one of the canvases), he decided to head, not for Cardou, where Andrews and Schellenberger ended up, but rather some distance away at the hill of Estagnol (‗Lamb of the East.‘ Coincidence?). There, on the hillside, behind screens of obscuring moss, he found what appeared to be two abandoned and empty tombs, natural caves with artificially stone-tiled floors. Blake could 8. Templars And The Tomb 119 not help linking this find with the story of Dagobert I‘s looting of a local tomb, leaving the bodies, which pious monks then retrieved and took to Rome. For Blake, the connection was clear: Dagobert had stumbled upon the very resting place of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. The monks, no doubt heirs to local traditions signaling the true importance of the site, must have decided to place the sacred relics past further molestation by sending them to that great repository of all fanciful secrets, the Vatican. Given the earlier hints of a son of Jesus, it is surprising Blake and Blezard do not spin out their theory in the Baigent-Lincoln-Leigh direction pursued by Dan Brown, the dynasty of Jesus and the Merovingians. Back to the God Head Richard Laidler‘s The Head of God: The Lost Treasure of the Templars is a variation on the same collection of themes shared by all these books. The Templars discovered some Jesus-related shocker in their Jerusalem excavations that brought to light an ancient Egyptian connection, and which was later reflected symbolically as the Holy Grail. What did they come up with? What was the Grail? And what is Laidler‘s particular market niche? It was the embalmed, severed head of Jesus. Like most of these writers, Laidler just has no idea what constitutes historical evidence. Anything anybody ever said sounds good to him. It doesn‘t matter who said it, how far from the supposed events his ‗authorities‘ lived or wrote, what axe they may have been grinding — if it‘s in narrative form, it‘s apparently good enough for him. In Laidler‘s pages we find implicit trust in all manner of weird claims that the Druids were Jews, that Moses was the same man as Akhenaten the monotheist Pharaoh, that the Irish were Hebrews, that the Benjaminites were Isis cultists, etc. He relies upon speculative writers (like Baigent, Lincoln and Leigh, the spurious Priory Documents, or Ahmed Osman who thinks the Old Testament Joshua and New Testament Jesus were the same person suffering from a chronological glitch in scripture). Focusing on the fascinating and macabre claim of their persecutors that the disgraced Templar Knights cultivated the 120 JESUS IS DEAD worship of a living, oracular severed head called Baphomet, Laidler digs up as many literary references to severed heads as he can find, and then he strives mightily to connect the dots. Well, let‘s see now … some ancient peoples north of Lebanon appear to have collected, hence worshipped, human skulls, so it might be possible that Joseph and his family brought this custom into Egypt. Visions of disembodied noggins figure in the lore of modern Rosicrucians (the religion Woody Allen disdained for advertising in Popular Mechanics, and for good reason), and since today‘s Rosicrucians claim (vacuously, one might add) that Akhenaten was one of their founders, then this makes it likely that Akhenaten inherited and practiced this head-cult. And since he was Moses, we can trace it through the history of Israel. Well, we can‘t really trace it, because it was always part of secret lore not shared with most people, which is why the evidence is so scarce and so equivocal — hints, really. You get the picture. One of the most hilarious blunders in this terrible book is Laidler‘s bizarre reading of Mark 6:14–29. He misreads the black and white as if verses 17–29, plainly an explanatory flashback (hence the perfect tense: ―Herod had sent and seized John …‖), follow verses 14–16 in temporal order. The result is that Salome dances for Herod Antipas long after the martyrdom of John. When she asks for the head of the Baptizer, it was already a severed relic from which Herod had sought oracles! Salome just asks her stepfather to give it to her. Maybe thereafter she used it for a hat rack. Who knows? But in any case, Laidler has ignored verse 27b: ―He went and beheaded him in the prison.‖ But back to Jesus‘ noggin. Whether it would stand scrutiny or not must be left to an Arthurian specialist, but one observation of Laidler‘s on the Grail sagas is quite clever. He notes that in the Welsh Peredur, the Grail Knight beholds a platter with a bloody head, as if prepared for dinner, while in Chrétien de Troyes‘ version what the Grail contains, in the analogous scene, is a communion wafer. Laidler not unreasonably posits that the Peredur retains the earlier tradition, of the head, but that Chrétien‘s redactional change of the head into a communion wafer, signifying the body of Christ, implies whose the head originally must have been! On one hand, Laidler is possessed of a sharp eye; on the other hand, the Peredur itself identifies 8. Templars And The Tomb 121 the head as having belonged to the hero‘s cousin, whose death he must avenge. Laidler could suggest that this identification itself was an attempt to cover up the truth of the hypothetical underlying tradition. But that‘s just the trouble. It‘s all hypothetical. An interpretation like his only becomes credible once one‘s theory already has a pretty solid body of argument and/or documentation under its belt. But here it just amounts to a meatball on top of a pile of speculative spaghetti. What Laidler is doing in this book is best understood as a parallel to Margaret Murray‘s books The Witch Cult in Western Europe (1921) and The God of the Witches (1931). Miss Murray examined the forced confessions of the medieval witches, extorted from them by Inquisitors, and she found she could not simply dismiss them as false. That is, she saw a consistent pattern that suggested to her that, though the accusations were incorrect, this was because of Christian misinterpretation (or reinterpretation) of what the witches actually had believed. She saw a key whereby one might unlock the distinctive beliefs of the witches, separate them from the slanderous distortions. Where the witches had been forced to confess having had sexual intercourse with Satan, perhaps the truth was that these women had belonged to a pre-Christian paganism which venerated both a god and goddess of nature. Perhaps this god sported horns, like the Greek Pan, whose depiction had been borrowed to clothe the Christian Satan. Murray found it plausible that the witches had worshipped a horned pagan divinity, which, to Christians, ipso facto amounted to Satan. And the sex? It would not be surprising if there was ritual sex intended as imitative magic, just like the sacred prostitutes of ancient Canaan, aimed at fertilizing the farmlands. Murray just could not believe the Inquisitors had dreamed the whole thing up. She figured there had to be some-thing there for them to distort. Murray‘s reconstruction of this pre-Christian religion of the Goddess and the Horned God did not convince many anthropologists or historians in her day or ours. But her work has been rediscovered by the Wicca movement, which takes it as gospel truth and finds in it an ancient charter and a (counterfeit) continuity for their own neo-pagan beliefs. Laidler, along with Picknett and Prince (The Templar Revelation), and several others are doing the same thing, their 122 JESUS IS DEAD ultimate goal being to provide (fabricate) an ancient pedigree for the Masonic Lodge by linking them to the Templars, the Gnostics, and what-all. And, like Murray, Laidler does this by taking a second look at the confessions wrung from the persecuted Templars by their Inquisitors. Whence the strange business of worshipping heads if there were not something to it? Wouldn‘t it have been easier just to accuse the Templars with being sodomites (which they also did) and Satanists? And Laidler has a point. The problem is that we are simply no longer in any position to know what was going on, and his attempt to fill in the gap can be regarded as nothing more than a wild guess. Conclusion A review of these books which posit connections between the halfmythical Knights Templar and the half-mythical Jesus shows that their authors tend to combine them in such a fashion as to produce something that partakes of both myth-halves but sadly little fact. The writers take advantage of the fact that, the deeper into the New Testament and Christian Origins scholarship probes, the less we can know for certain. But for the oncecomfortable certainties of pre-critical faith our authors have substituted elaborate tissues of vain speculation. Like the eighteenth-century Rationalists, they tend to eliminate supernaturalism only to replace it with the most tenuous card-houses of fantastic hunches and guesswork. The results seem compelling to their authors only because of a kind of parental pride. Those sad individuals flummoxed by these books‘ vain pretense of scholarly acumen are in effect enjoying these pieces of fiction as the novels that they really are. The Talmud of Jmmanuel Delving with the Devil his awful book fully merits the epithets used by Edgar J. Goodspeed (in his great book Famous Biblical Hoaxes) for another modern apocryphon, The Archko Volume, namely ―disgusting and ridiculous.‖ Indeed, it takes the prize. There is the usual pack of lies about an underlying Aramaic document being discovered in 1963, imbedded, somehow, in resin since the first century when Jesus‘ loyal disciple, a guy named Judas Iscariot, wrote it down. Seems that an improbably named Greek Orthodox priest bearing the moniker Isa (= Jesus!) Rashid discovered Jesus‘ burial cave, and Eduard Albert ‗Billy‘ Meier spelunked further, finding the present gospel. What we are reading represents, we are told with forked tongue in cheek, only the first quarter of the very long text, the rest being destroyed, or so Father Rashid figured, by Israeli troops who were violently pursuing him. (You will recognize the implicit element of uncertainty as a rat-hole through which Billy Meier may eventually squeeze the rest of the text if this portion sells well enough. At least if he can come up with that much baloney.) Meier anticipates that the orthodox and the obscurantists will alike denounce his discovery as a hoax (p. xv). Well, let me tell you, you don‘t have to be particularly orthodox to denounce this thing as what we theologians like to call Bullgeschichte. What does the title mean? Talmud is just a Hebrew word referring to a deposit of learning. We are more familiar with its use referring to the massive collection of Rabbinical law, lore, and commentary, the Talmud of Jerusalem and the Talmud of Babylon. So here it just denotes ‗the teaching of Jmmanuel.‘ Of whom? Have you ever noticed something strange in Matthew‘s nativity story in which Matthew says Isaiah 7:14 was fulfilled by the advent of baby Jesus, and that though Isaiah says the child will be called Emmanuel, in Matthew‘s story Jesus T 124 JESUS IS DEAD is called, well, Jesus. That is pretty odd. I‘ve never heard a good explanation. But Meier tries to harmonize the two names, producing the weird hybrid Jmmanuel. (Why do I keep thinking of pancakes?) Meier says ‗Jmmanuel‘ means ‗man of godly wisdom,‘ but any Bible reader knows it does not. It means ‗God with us.‘ At least Emmanuel does, but then I guess if you‘re making up a name, you can say it means whatever the hell you want. (For the record, Epiphanius of Salamis did the same thing back in the fourth century, pretending that one spells Essenes with a J, too: ‗Jessenes,‘ so he could connect Jesus with them.) Another improbability about the frame story: how, pray tell, did the mythical Father Rashid ―discover‖ the cave-tomb of Jesus, since the book tells us Jesus was buried in the now-notorious tomb in Srinagar, Kashmir? This old structure has been promoted since the nineteenth century as Jesus‘ tomb by the Ahmadiyya sect of Islam. Orthodox Muslims believe Jesus was raptured to heaven before the crucifixion, with someone else put to death in Jesus‘ place. But the Ahmadiyya believe he was crucified and survived, then left the Holy Land to preach for decades longer, eventually winding up in Kashmir, where he died at a ripe, old age (110 or 120, Jmmanuel says). This site, though fraudulent, is well known. What was there for Rashid to discover? And did I really say the book is supposed to be the work of Judas Iscariot? The disciple who betrayed Jesus? No, dear reader, as we soon find out, it was not Judas Iscariot who turned Jesus over to the G-men, but rather the similarly named Juda Ihariot! You see, it‘s pretty easy to mix up a couple of guys with names that close. This is just unintentionally hilarious! Jesus as Ventriloquist Dummy The Talmud of Jmmanuel is structurally just the same as other longwinded gospels like The Aquarian Gospel. It builds on a harmony of the four canonical gospels, picking and choosing favorite episodes and elements from them, then adding new bits of its own. The result is a glaring unevenness in quality. Grant me a seeming digression. 9. The Talmud Of Jmmanuel 125 Scholars have noted a pattern in ancient apocalypses, in which some ancient worthy is depicted as predicting the history of his people from ancient times down to the end of the age. The ‗predictions‘ match up with known historical events very well indeed till right near the end, at which point the train leaps from the tracks and careens wildly into the ditch. What happened? Well, of course, the actual author of the document lived at a historical position very close to the end-time his book anticipates. The preceding history matches up because the author knows it as history. He is only pretending to be the ancient character whose name he borrows (Daniel, Enoch, Baruch, whomever). So he has perfect 20-20 hindsight, but when he starts venturing real predictions, it is clear blue sky, and he plummets like Icarus. Well, it‘s the same with these gospels: as long as they stay close to their source material, they sound pretty authentic, even if their authors do a bit of embellishing. But as soon as they kick away the training wheels, as soon as they stop using the tracing paper, the result is awful. And it is in the new material, obviously, that we have to look to find the main reason for writing the new gospel. What is the new teaching that this gospel wants to ascribe to its Jesus? First, I think it is pathetic that people resort to such a gimmick. It plainly means the writer knows his ideas would carry no particular conviction if set forth under his own, utterly insignificant name, so maybe hanging them on Jesus will lend the ideas a degree of gravity they would otherwise lack. But he fails to see that the only reason we take seriously the words attributed to Jesus in the traditional Gospels is that they carry their own weight. By far the most of it has the ring of truth to it, whoever said it. In fact, that‘s how some of it came to be in the gospel in the first place! Someone heard some good saying and said, ―Wow! That‘s good stuff! Worthy of Jesus!‖ as when we say, ―It ain‘t in the Bible but it ought to be!‖ Believe me, no one is going to find himself saying that of the soporific gibberish (and worse) in this book, which ‗Billy‘ dares to equate with the real, true, original teaching of Jesus before the fiendish churchmen, beginning with the nefarious fisherman himself, distorted the living daylights out of it. 126 JESUS IS DEAD The teaching here is warmed-over Theosophy, but very poorly expressed. We learn that there is a ―god‖ who rules the earth but is essentially a long-lived mortal much like ourselves (16:55–56; 28:59). Above him is the ‗supreme‘ entity, called ―Creation‖(16:52) which sounds something like unchanging Brahman (18:44). But then we are told that it, too, is incomplete and changing (18:43; 21:28) and defers to a still superior being (25:56). It is one without division (21:27), and yet it possesses parts (34:39). But while Billy/Jmmanuel is calling it infinite, he says we are part of it, so that what is true of it is ipso facto true of us, too. And if we tap into that fact by enlightened knowledge, we can do pretty much anything (16:44). That is a prime case of the Division Fallacy in logic: what is true of an entity as a whole is not necessary true in the same way of its parts. I may understand the Theory of General Relativity, but it does not follow from this that my little finger understands Relativity. Anyway, when Peter succeeded momentarily in walking on water it was because he had a fleeting grasp of this ‗knowledge‘ and was able to suspend/defy gravity. But what sort of knowledge is it that refuses to reckon with elementary physics? It is substituting fantasy and wishful thinking for knowledge. This is all the more ironic since Jmmanuel is always talking about the ―laws‖ of the Creation, which, I guess, do not happen to include gravity! So what are we supposed to be doing about it? Well, it is our mission to realize our potential by efforts at self-perfection over the course of many lifetimes. Even Creation (a Him? Her? It?) experiences a kind of reincarnation, a series of eons-long periods of dormancy alternating with equal periods of life and activity (34:27–34), all the coin of Theosophy, borrowed from Hinduism. As Pogo once said about nuclear energy, ―It ain‘t so new, and it ain‘t so clear.‖ The Ridiculous I‘ve borrowed Goodspeed‘s put-down of another modern gospel, calling this one ―disgusting and ridiculous.‖ Let‘s look first at the ridiculous part, because we may be quite out of patience 9. The Talmud Of Jmmanuel 127 or of any residual sympathy if we look at the disgusting aspect first. What‘s most ridiculous about The Talmud of Jmmanuel is its espousal of Flying Saucer religion. To get things straight here: I consider it plausible that extraterrestrials have visited the earth. But the possibility, even the plausibility, of it does not entitle us forthwith to believe it is true. There does not yet appear to be compelling evidence for contact with Flying Saucers. But there sure is plenty of evidence that people who claim to be in regular contact with space men are a bunch of delusional nuts. Nor is it their belief in extra-terrestrial visitors what makes them nuts. No, no, there‘s way more than that. Some of these people make wild and extravagant claims that can only proceed from their imagination, at least because they sound like very bad science fiction. And all of this stuff does, from the Black Muslim ‗Mother Plane‘ orbiting the earth with Elijah Muhammad in the captain‘s chair (so help me, I wish I were making this up), to the Raelian belief that aliens mutated apes to produce the first humans, to Heaven‘s Gate lemmings believing a spaceship hidden in a comet‘s tail was telling them to castrate themselves, to the Aetherius Society, to Unaria, etc. Well, Billy Meier belongs in the same ranks. That‘s for damn sure. Nursing classic delusions of grandeur, including the persecution complex, Billy predicts his own eventual assassination: ―the editor is even more endangered because he is the contact man for extraterrestrial intelligences and very highly developed spiritual entities on exalted planes who transmit to him true spiritual teachings that he disseminates without modification, thereby exposing the lies of the cult religions, which will lead to their slow but certain eradication‖ (p. xix). The ―cult religions‖ are the major faiths. If this isn‘t classic Freudian projection, I don‘t know what is. Personally, I don‘t think the Islamo-fascist mullahs are going to be wasting a fatwah on this guy any time soon, much less the Catholic Church. Not surprisingly, The Talmud of Jmmanuel embodies UFO theology. Its Jesus (Jmmanuel) is the result of Mary‘s impregnation by the angel Gabriel who is an alien arriving in a space ship for their date. Jesus is eventually taken aboard the same craft, much like Brian of Nazareth in the Monty Python 128 JESUS IS DEAD movie. When he ‗ascends‘ he is stepping aboard the spacecraft, though only for a couple of stops down the line, getting off in Damascus. Why bother with Spielbergianism? Simply because Bill wants to combine the usual props of UFO-Jesus-ism (beam-up ascension) with the Asian travels/Srinagar tomb scenario. He likes ‘em both. All science fiction reinterpretation of Christianity, the stock in trade of Flying Saucer religions, entails a dusting off of old eighteenth-century Rationalism: what looked like miracles to the ancients must have been advanced technology, at least as we, their far-superior pseudo-intellectual descendents, imagine it. Such science fiction, too, becomes dated and laughable after a while. Thus, UFO theology starts looking even more ridiculous than the supernaturalism it hopes to replace. In this case, the resurrection of Jesus is treated with a technique borrowed from old-time Rationalism rather than its twentieth-century sci-fi counterpart, though. Jesus does not die on the cross, but is taken down in a coma, then placed in Joseph of Arimathea‘s tomb, where he is given medical care and recovers. Usually the eighteenth-century Rationalists had Joseph call upon the Essenes to nurse Jesus back to health, but for some reason they are not good enough this time around. The ‗risen‘ Jesus actually meets some Essenes later in the story, and they invite him to join their group, but he refuses. (Why does Billy not allow them a more positive role? You‘ll see in the next section: the trouble is that they‘re Jews.) Joseph even somehow contacts Jesus‘ colleagues in India and summons them to come and treat him! Would there really have been time for this? I guess Gabriel could have picked them up in his space ship and rushed them into the OR, but then we‘d have to wonder why the aliens didn‘t just revivify Jmmanuel like Gort did Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still. Well, anyway, Joseph gets away with the scheme, despite Jewish and Roman guards at the tomb because he had taken the precaution of designing his tomb with a hidden back entrance! Why? How could he have known this day would come? It‘s all just so stupid. Plus, The Talmud of Jmmanuel has its own theory to offer for the Shroud of Turin. It is a shroud on which Joseph of Arimathea had a likeness of Jesus‘ bloody body painted! But 9. The Talmud Of Jmmanuel 129 this nonsense clashes with the Carbon 14 dating test of the Shroud just as much as the Catholic belief in its genuineness: it goes back no earlier than the fourteenth century. By the way, the book includes a pen sketch of Jmmanuel that is supposed to be based on an ancient portrait rendered by ―Semjase, the pilot of a beamship, whose home planet, Erra in the Pleiades, is about 500 light years from our solar system‖ (p. viii). Actually, it appears to be based on an ancient Chinese Manichean painting of Jesus, an artist‘s conception. Semjase is the name of the leader of the fallen angels in the apocryphal Book of Jubilees. The Disgusting The Talmud of Jmmanuel is blood-curdlingly anti-Semitic. Its appropriation of the familiar Jewish title Talmud is offensive, but that is the least of it. Here are a few choice passages: Do not go into the streets of Israel, and do not go to the scribes and Pharisees, but go to the cities of the Samaritans and to the ignorant in all parts of the world. Go to the unenlightened, the idol worshippers and the ignorant after I have left you, because they do not belong to the house of Israel, which will bring death and bloodshed into the world. (10:5–6) Truly, I say to you: the nation of Israel was never one distinct people and has at all times lived with murder, robbery and fire. They have acquired this land through ruse and murder in abominable, predatory wars, slaughtering their best friends like wild animals. May the nation of Israel be cursed until the end of the world and never find its peace. (10:26–27) Therefore, beware of Israel, because it is like an abscess. (10:38) For the people of Israel are unfaithful to the laws of Creation and are accursed and will never find peace. Their blood will be shed, because they constantly commit outrages against the laws of Creation. They presume themselves above all the human races as a chosen nation and thus as a separate race. What an evil error and what evil presumption, for inasmuch 130 JESUS IS DEAD as Israel never was a nation or a race, so it was never a chosen race. Unfaithful to the laws of Creation, Israel is a mass of people with an inglorious past, characterized by murder and arson. (15:22–26) You will be outcast among the human races, and then you will alternately lose your occupied land, regain it and lose it again until the distant future. Truly, I say to you: your existence will be continual struggle and war, and so the human races will strike you with their hostile thinking and enmity. You will find neither rest nor peace in the country stolen by your ancestors by means of falsehood and deceit, because you will be haunted by your inherited burden of murder with which your forefathers killed the ancient inhabitants of this continent and deprived them of life and property. (24:45–47) …just like the Israelites who plundered this land and have dominated and oppressed the legitimate owners of the land. (27:12b) I am the true prophet of all human races on earth: but in all truth I am not the prophet of those confused Israelites who call themselves sons and daughters of Zion. (30:8b) And the time will come in five times 100 years when you will have to atone for this, when the legitimate owners of the land enslaved by you will begin to rise against you into the distant future. A new man will rise up in this land as a prophet and will rightfully condemn and persecute you and you will have to pay with your blood. […] Even though, according to your claim, he will be a false prophet and you will revile him, he will nevertheless be a true prophet, and he will have great power, and he will have your race persecuted throughout all time in the future. His name will be Mohammed, and his name will bring horror, misery and death to your kind, which you deserve. Truly, truly, I say to you: His name will be written for you with blood, and his hatred against your kind will be endless. (30:10–11, 13–15) What is this? Propaganda for Hamas? Okay, it‘s not as bad as the abhorred Theozoologie of the mad monk Jörg Lanz von Liebenfels [1874– 1954], but it‘s still pretty revolting if you ask me. It appears to be Jew-hating, pro-Palestinian propaganda. What we have here is like the Gentile Jesus of the Third Reich theologians. 9. The Talmud Of Jmmanuel 131 Random Observations It seems anticlimactic to scrutinize this miserable travesty further. But it may be worth it after all, in case anything else is needful to discourage any adolescents who may still be interested in it. There are historical errors that would just not be possible in a writing from someone who lived in the period. Jesus is said to be born in the reign of Herod Antipas (2:1). Actually it was Herod the Great. Talmud Jmmanuel 16:9 repeats Mark‘s mistake (Mark 6:17), confusing Herod Antipas‘ brothers Philip and Herod. (That was an easy mistake to make, even for a contemporary, as Herod Antipas actually had brothers named Herod Philip and just plain Philip). Obviously Jmmanuel is dependent on the canon, hence by no means an ancient document. Humble fellow that he is, Billy the Evangelist has Jesus predict him: ―Not until two thousand years will an insignificant man come who will recognize my teaching as truth and spread it with great courage‖ (14:18). See also 15:75–81. But Jesus seems to underestimate just how insignificant the man will prove to be. Jesus‘ audience in the Nazareth synagogue asks, ―Is he not the son of the carpenter, Joseph, whose wife became pregnant by the son of a guardian angel?‖ ―From where does he get all this wisdom and the power for his mighty works?‖ (15:18, 72). Oh, I don‘t know … could it have anything to do with his being the son of an angel?! ―A prophet is never esteemed less than in his own country and in his own house, which will prove true for all the future, as long as humanity has little knowledge and is enslaved by the false teachings of the scribes and the distorters of true scripture‖ (15:74). This nonsensical inflation of Mark 6:4 sounds like the rambling, bogus Ezekiel quote Samuel L. Jackson repeats again and again in Pulp Fiction! We get a bit of invented soap opera in chapter 16, where it develops that Salome, dancing daughter of Herodias, was in love with the imprisoned John the Baptist and wistfully smooched his severed head. 132 JESUS IS DEAD Corrections of Canonical Gospel Teachings The New Testament gospels set the ethical bar pretty high. From any standpoint, that‘s a good thing: set them lower and you are too easy on yourself. If your reach not only does not exceed your grasp, but does not even extend that far, you are just a lazy slob. But The Talmud of Jmmanuel doesn‘t mind taking Christian morality down a peg. ―Give to them who ask of you, if they make their requests in honesty, and turn away from them who want to borrow from you in a deceitful way‖ (5:42). In accord with the Rabbis, Jesus seems uncritical in his counsel to give to any beggar. The Rabbis were fully aware that there were cheats. In one of their tales, a man passes a hovel of beggars and overhears them deliberating on whether to feast that night on gold or silver dishes! But the sages said that didn‘t matter: you could never be sure if someone‘s professed need were real. It was up to you to be generous, period. Any other strategy would freeze out the genuine poor for the sake of stopping the cheats. But Jmmanuel seems to think you can tell the sincere sheep from the grafter goats. Good luck. Everybody recognizes that, if it comes right down to it, it is noble to give your life for your country and what it stands for. Religious martyrdom is the same, as long as one does not seek it out as some kind of fanatic. In the last analysis, you have to preserve your integrity at whatever price. But not according to this gospel: ―Flee from the unbelieving, because you should not lose your life for the sake of truth and knowledge. No law requires that of you, nor is there one that admits to such recklessness‖ (10:21). ―No Sabbath is holy and no law dictates that on the Sabbath no work may be done‖ (13:10) — or at least no law that an anti-Semite would take seriously, I guess. ―You are Peter, and I cannot build my teachings on your rock … I cannot give you the key of the spiritual kingdom, otherwise you would open false locks [= ?] and wrong portals with it‖ (18:23–24). Take that, Papists! Jmmanuel saith: ―Do not suppose that prayer is necessary, because you will also receive without prayer if your spirit is 9. The Talmud Of Jmmanuel 133 trained through wisdom‖ (21:15). And yet Jmmanuel prescribes a prayer: My spirit, you are omnipotent. Your name be holy. Let your kingdom incarnate itself in me. Let your power unfold itself within me, on Earth and in the heavens. Give me today my daily bread, so that I may recognize my guilt and the truth. And lead me not into temptation and confusion, but deliver me from error. For yours is the kingdom within me and the power and the knowledge forever. Amen (6:12–18) But what‘s the difference, I guess, since you‘d be praying to your own self? At first, one might be tempted to think this Talmud of Jmmanuel is a progressive, with-it kind of gospel for the New Age: ―Do away with the enforcement of the old law that woman should be subject to man, since she is a person like a man, with equal rights and obligations‖ (12:25). But, Liberals, you may want to shield your eyes from this one. It looks like grief for Gays, though leniency for Lesbians: ―And if two men bed down with each other, they should also be punished, because the fallible are unworthy of life and its laws and behave heretically; thus they should be castrated, expelled and banished before the people. If, however, two women bed down with one another, they should not be punished, because they do not violate life and its laws, since they are not inseminating, but are bearing‖ (12:6–7). How‘s that again? ***** The Talmud of Jmmanuel, alas, seems to have plenty of fans. It deserves none. But then, on the other hand, maybe people get the gospel they deserve. Maybe there are some devout UFO skinheads who are ecumenical haters of Jews, Christians, and Muslims. This gospel is just right for them. But even so, a visit to a psychiatrist might be better. Jonathan Z. Smith’s Drudgery Divine On the Comparison of Early Christianities and the Religions of Late Antiquity (University of Chicago Press, 1990) The Hands are the Hands of Jacob eorge Tyrrell [1861–1909] said that the nineteenth-century questers after the historical Jesus were seeing their own visages reflected at the bottom of a deep well and mistaking it for the face of Jesus. Of course, they are still doing it, and Jesus hops aboard every conceivable politico-theological bandwagon. He is always a first-century ‗precursor‘ of something, really a twentieth-century proof-text for something. Jesus the first-century Whitehead, the first-century E. F. Schumacher, the first-century feminist, the first-century Girardian — if only one reads the texts with the proper gematria. And what is good for Jesus is good for the early church as well. In these 1988 Louis H. Jordan Lectures, Jonathan Z. Smith demonstrates the surprising extent to which much that has passed for scientific study of early Christianity is more plausibly to be interpreted as theological apologetics. It is, in brief, Smith‘s contention that the history of the work done by scholars in one particular corner of the vineyard, the relation of emergent Christianity to the Hellenistic Mystery Religions, has often functioned as a proxy-war between denomi-national super-powers reluctant to step into open combat. He argues that the earliest attention paid to the similarities between Christian myth and ritual and those of the Mysteries was that paid by Protestants who wanted to paint Roman Catholicism as an admixture of authentic proto-Protestant Pauline Christianity with the magic sacramentalism of G 136 JESUS IS DEAD heathenism. Likewise, Rationalists and Unitarians pressed the syncretistic process further back, making Paul the corrupter of the earlier, simpler, Jeffersonian faith of the Messiah Jesus. Adolf von Harnack [1851–1930] reflected this tradition when he made Nicene-Chalcedonian Christianity a bloodless Hellenization of a simple Galilean gospel. Just as E. P. Sanders and others have recently suggested with some force that our reading of the Pauline writings has been distorted by the lens of Reformation-era polemics, Smith sees the study of Christianity and the Hellenistic religions as thinly veiled apologetics. Even if we no longer share this covert agenda, we are still fighting the same battle as long as we allow the game to be played by the same rules set down by the earlier polemicists. Or by the later ones, for, as some of us have long suspected and Smith demonstrates, the more recent apologetic Tendenz is still trying mightily to distance apostolic Christianity from any touch of the unclean Mystery Cults (or Gnosticism). For this purpose Judaism is used as both buffer and whipping boy. This double, or as Smith says, duplicitous, use of Judaism as a foil has two moments. First one seizes upon any possible Jewish parallel with this or that feature of New Testament thought or myth that Rudolf Bultmann [1884– 1976] or Richard Reitzenstein [1861–1931] had tagged a Hellenistic borrowing. Such a Jewish precedent is judged ipso facto preferable to any Hellenistic one. Albert Schweitzer [1875–1965] adopted this course already in Paul and His Interpreters, patching together from the Pseudepigrapha a vague but thoroughly Jewish, apocalyptic ―mysticism of the Apostle Paul‖ just so he wouldn‘t have to yield the Pauline corpus up to the radical surgery of Pierson, Naber, and W. C. Van Manen [professor at Leiden 1885–1903]. These ―Dutch Radicals‖ saw a Mystery Religion soteriology — i.e., a scheme for the salvation of humanity — in the epistles that could ill be squared with the ostensible Jewishness of the apostle. The Hellenistic passages had, they judged, to be excised as secondary interpolations. W. D. Davies‘ Paul and Rabbinic Judaism, hailed as a monument of scholarship, might better be described as a mountain that labored and brought forth a mouse (a mouse easily trapped by Hyam Maccoby in his recent Paul and Hellenism). Precious 10. Jonathan Z. Smith 137 little in the Pauline letters emerges looking very rabbinic. The negligible results of the book demonstrate that the Judaizing path is a scholarly dead end, though its author and many readers did not think so. One may speculate that the acclaim given this work as well as that by Davies‘ disciple David Daube (a plastered cistern that lost not a drop), in his The New Testament and Rabbinic Judaism, stems from the imagined utility of both books for buttressing the bulwark against the incursions of parallels from the Mystery Religions. The Dead Sea Scrolls were and still are proof-texted gleefully by scholars as a grand excuse to dismiss all the striking parallels drawn by Bultmann between the Gospel of John and various Gnostic and Mandaean sources, though it is hard to see how the minimal terminological agreements between John and the Scrolls can out-weigh the sheer number of striking parallels with the Mandaica — the sacred writings and traditions of the Mandaean followers of John the Baptist. In all of this the reasoning seems to be that even a vague Jewish parallel is automatically to be preferred over even a close Gnostic or Mystery Religion parallel as the source of a New Testament doctrine or mytheme. And the reason for this bias can only be the traditional theological desire to have the New Testament grow out of the Old as by a process of progressive revelation. Let us widen the scope of Jewish origin to include Rabbinism, Qumran, and the Pseudepigrapha if we must, but God forbid we should have to admit that Christianity had non-Jewish roots as well as Jewish! Semitic Scapegoat The second moment in the use of Judaism that Smith describes is the deprecation of Judaism as a sow‘s ear from which the silk purse of Christianity was cut. Everywhere we meet with invidious comparisons leaving Judaism like Moses lonely on Mount Pisgah looking wistfully at the fertile plains of a Promised Land it was destined not to enter, a religion blindly studying the scriptures in which it thinks to have eternal life, but too near-sighted to behold the true Christian gospel. 138 JESUS IS DEAD I see here a covert use of what I call ―dissimilarity apologetics,‖ borrowing the term from Norman Perrin‘s famous criterion of dissimilarity. The idea is that Christianity will seem more truly to be a divine revelation the more we can isolate it from either Judaism or the Hellenistic world. First we employ Judaism to exorcise suggestions of Hellenistic influence, then we turn on Judaism and insist on its inferiority and utter inability to have produced the imagined distinctiveness of the revealed gospel. Judaism serves to minimize Christian similarities with the Mystery Religions, and once it has thus served its purpose, the apologist minimizes the similarities between Judaism and Christianity. Yet for all his acuity in perceiving this agenda, Smith himself almost seems to be doing his best to seal off Christian origins from the possibility of syncretism. It is apparent that he so wishes to avoid the error of superimposing stereotypes of Catholicism onto the evidence of the Mystery Religions that he is unwilling to see any significant similarities between them and Christianity. And thus I fear he may be selling short some genuine and instructive parallels between them. It is wise to seek to explain any religion, whether ancient Christianity or Mithraism or the Attis religion, on its own terms and not simply as a function of another religion it may have borrowed from; but in the case of significant similarities it is not unreasonable to suggest borrowing. Is it problematic to suggest, for instance, that Mithraism borrowed the representation of Mithras wearing the Phrygian cap, or accompanied by a divine consort, from the Attis cult; or that the Attis cult borrowed the Taurobolium (the ritual baptism in bull‘s blood) from Mithraism? Certainly not. Why then should one avoid the possible conclusion that Christianity borrowed from its competitors as well? One fears that Smith, having rejected the polemics of an earlier generation, fears too much being found guilty of being ―ecumenically incorrect.‖ I Come Too Soon! Here and elsewhere Smith declares the famous ‗dying and rising god‘ mytheme a modern myth — one concocted by 10. Jonathan Z. Smith 139 scholars, not an ancient one. If there were no such myth it would obviously be vain to claim that Christians had borrowed it for their own mythos. He seems to admit that Attis was eventually regarded as a resurrected deity, though he will not grant that Attis was thus pictured in the first century. It is certainly true that Attis was not always and everywhere regarded as a risen savior. Many variants have him die and remain dead, or simply survive his wounds. And much of the clear evidence of a cult of a resurrected Attis comes from the fourth century (e.g., from Firmicus Maternus). But it seems to me that here, as well as in the case of Osiris and Tammuz/Dumuzi, Smith is trying too hard to prevent these gods from rising. He dismisses Maarten J. Vermaseren‘s citation of BCE iconographic representations of a dancing Attis (his characteristic resurrection posture in later iconography) as ―unpersuasive‖ (why?), but in doing so gives little idea of the breadth of Vermaseren‘s refutation of the work of P. Lambrechts (Vermaseren: Cybele and Attis, the Myth and the Cult, Thames & Hudson, 1977, pp. 119–124) on whose theories Smith seems dependant. (Not to mention that Lambrechts himself is a Roman Catholic apologist. Has Smith really transcended the old proxy warfare? Or has he just switched sides?) Hyam Maccoby‘s criticisms of Smith at this point deserve attention, too (Paul and Hellenism. SCM Press and Trinity Press, 1991, pp. 69–72). Smith seems to be taking up the apologetical arguments of Bruce Metzger (emeritus professor at Princeton Theological Seminary) and Edwin Yamauchi (retired professor of history at Miami University of Ohio) to the effect that the Mysteries borrowed the death and resurrection motif from Christians, surely an improbable notion — as Reitzenstein pointed out long ago. Which direction of borrowing is more likely when one religion is newer, and converts from the older faith are streaming into it bringing cherished elements of their familiar creeds with them? Smith notes that it is Christian writers who make the death and resurrection parallels between their own faith and the Mysteries clearest, and thus he theorizes that Christians may have been projecting the categories of their own faith onto their rivals.‘ But this is just the opposite of what we might expect of 140 JESUS IS DEAD embarrassed Christian apologists who already had to deflect the charge that Christian mythemes were copies of pagan ones (e.g., that the supposed virgin birth of Jesus was nothing but a poor copy of that of Theseus). Why invite such criticism by suggesting just such parallels where pagans themselves had not previously seen them? It is obvious that Christian writers would have special reasons for accentuating the aspects of rival religions that most closely paralleled their own. Here was where they had some explaining to do. If we had extant copies of Mystery Religionists‘ polemical writings against Christianity (a Mithrasor Isis-worshipping Celsus, so to speak) we might have more pagan testimony about the parallels; but, given the tastes of early Christian censors, that is just the kind of thing we do not have. We only have as much of Celsus (the second-century Greek philosopher) and Porphyry (the third-century Neoplatonist philosopher) as we do because these were preserved as quotations in the books of Christian apologists. Smith seems to me to have contracted a certain contagious squeamishness now making the rounds among scholars. Apparently embarrassed by the bold synthetic visions of Reitzenstein, Bultmann, and others, contemporary scholars are beginning to practice a kind of theoretic asceticism, daring to move nary an inch beyond the strictest interpretation of the evidence. Such modesty leads to a mute minimalism. For instance we may compare the marks of the Mystery Religions listed in S. Angus‘ The MysteryReligions (1928) with the spare and generic taxonomy of Helmut Koester in his History, Culture, and Religion of the Hellenistic Age (1995). For Angus the Mystery Religions offered redemption and purification from sin through sacramental identification of the initiate with the savior deity, elite gnosis of the gods, cosmological/astrological lore, the promise of rebirth and immortality, and participation in a syncretistic, Hellenistic pantheism or henotheism. Little of this survives in Koester, for whom Mystery Religions were marked by congregational polity, ritual initiation, regular participation in the sacraments, moral or ascetical requirements, mutual aid among members, obedience to the leader, and certain secret traditions. Is that all? What would exclude the Southern Baptists or the Knights of Columbus? 10. Jonathan Z. Smith 141 One senses here a certain fastidious Angst, a hesitancy to make any but the most innocuous generalizations about the Mystery Religions lest one be accused of painting with too broad a stroke, as some accuse Reitzenstein of doing. Was there really so little of substance that these exotic faiths shared in common? Koester has fashioned a lowest common denominator that obscures rather than reveals the distinctiveness of the Mystery Religions because he will not dare to venture an ideal type (as Angus and Reitzenstein did). As Bryan Wilson has pointed out, an ideal type is not some box into which the phenomenon must be neatly dropped. If it were, then one might be justified in either whittling away the rough edges of each religion or of making the box big and shapeless enough for all to fit. But an ideal type is a yardstick abstracted from admittedly diverse phenomena which represents a general family resemblance without demanding or implying any absolute or comprehensive conformity. Indeed the very lack of conformity to the type by a particular Mystery Religion would serve as a promising point of departure for understanding its special uniqueness. Idol Types In the same way, Smith seems unwilling to admit the viability of an ideal type of the dying-and-rising god mytheme. If the various myths of Osiris, Attis, Adonis, et al. do not all conform to type exactly, then they are not sufficiently alike to fit into the same box, so let‘s throw out the box. Without everything in common, he sees nothing in common. Here he seems to me to approach the apologetical strategy of, e.g., Raymond E. Brown in The Virginal Conception and Bodily Resurrection of Jesus (1972), where Brown dismisses the truckload of historical-anthropological, religionsgeschichtliche parallels to the miraculous birth of Jesus. This one is not strictly speaking a virgin birth, since a god fathered the divine child on a married woman. That one involved physical intercourse with the deity, not the overshadowing of the Holy Spirit. But, we have to ask, how close does a parallel have to be to count as a parallel? Does the divine mother have to be named Mary? Does the divine child have to be called Jesus? Here is the old 142 JESUS IS DEAD ―difference without a distinction‖ fallacy. And it is strange to see Smith committing it. He becomes an improbable but real ally of the apologists he criticizes. In his influential Encyclopedia of Religion article, ―Dying and Rising Gods,‖ Smith aims at prying apart the dying-and-rising god mytheme into disparate skhandas: disappearing and reappearing deities on the one hand and dying gods who stay dead on the other. Adonis, he says, is never said to die, but only to undertake a bicoastal lifestyle, splitting the year cohabiting with two romantic rivals, Aphrodite and Persephone. To winter with the latter, Adonis must head south, to Hades. And then, with the flowers, he pops up again in spring, headed for Aphrodite‘s place. But what does it mean to say someone has descended to the Netherworld of the dead? Enkidu did not deem it quite so casual a commute ―to Hell and back‖ as Smith apparently does: ―he led me away to palace of Irkalla, the Queen of Darkness, to the house from which none who enters ever returns, down the road from which there is no coming back.‖ One goes there in the embrace of the Grim Reaper. Similarly, the second-century Greek traveler and geographer Pausanias tells of a myth of Theseus: ―About the death of Theseus there are many inconsistent legends, for example that he was tied up in the netherworld until Herakles should bring him back to life‖ (Guide to Greece, I:17:4). Thus to abide in the netherworld was to be dead — even if not for good. Aliyan Baal‘s supposed death and resurrection does not pass muster for Smith because the saga‘s text has big holes in it ―at the crucial points.‖ Mischievous scholars may like to fill them in with the model of the resurrected god, but Smith calls it an argument from silence. But is it? Even on Smith‘s own reading the text actually does say that ―Baal is reported to have died‖ after descending to the Netherworld. There he is indeed said to be ―as dead.‖ Anat recovers his corpse and buries it. Later El sees in a dream that Baal yet lives. After another gap Baal is depicted in battle. What‘s missing here? Smith seems to infer that in the missing lines it would have been discovered that Baal was the victim of a premature burial, that the reports of his demise, like Mark Twain‘s, were premature. But does he have any 10. Jonathan Z. Smith 143 particular reason to be sure of this? And even if his guess were to prove correct, it seems evident that a premature burial and a rescue via disinterment is simply a variant version of the death and resurrection, not an alternative to it. Baal‘s variant self, Hadad, is even less prone to dying according to Smith, since he is merely said to sink into a bog for seven years. He is only sick, but when he reemerges, languishing nature renews itself. For Smith, ―There is no suggestion of death and resurrection.‖ Nor any hint of ritual reenactment of the myth. What about Zechariah 12:11, where we read of inconsolable ritual mourning for Hadad-Rimmon? What are they mourning? Is this evidence too late for Smith? Probably not post-Christian, I‘d say. And even if one were to deny that seven years‘ submersion in a bog is as good as a death, the difference would be, again, only a slight variation in a natural range for a wide-spread mytheme. We see the same variation among the Nag Hammadi and other Gnostic texts as to whether the Redeemer took on flesh. Some deny he did. Others say he did, but it was a condescension, and the Savior stripped off the fleshshroud as soon as he got the chance. Some have a fleshly body but an apparent death. Others a real death, but only of the human Jesus, once the Spirit Christ has fled. These are all equivalent versions, simply reflecting different choices from the menu of options. The differences are within a definite range along the paradigmatic axis, but the story is the same along the syntagmic axis. Osiris, Smith admits, is said, even in very ancient records, to have been dismembered, reassembled by Isis, and rejuvenated (physically: he fathered Horus on Isis). But Smith seizes upon the fact that Osiris reigned henceforth in the realm of the dead. This is not a return to earthly life, hence no resurrection. But then we might as well deny that Jesus is depicted as dying and rising since he reigns henceforth at the right hand of God in Paradise as judge of the dead, like Osiris. The long constancy of the mytheme ought to make us wary of Smith‘s constant suspicion that later, Christian-era mentions of the resurrections of Adonis, Attis, and the rest may be late innovations. In the one case (that of Osiris) that we can in fact trace, it is no innovation. Why, in effect, assume as Smith does that it was originally absent in the other cases?